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  1. Dur'Zuub sits in his blarg back at the desert and wipes blood off of his war hammer with a dirty rag. But Dur did not put the blood on that hammer, Malrug did. Malrug had challenged Dur to the spot to go into the maze and Dur lost. It was Dur'Zuub's fault that a great shaman and a great friend was gone. He had not fought hard enough for the slot and he had not been able to stop Buubztik's capture. He couldn't deal with it. Dur'Zuub then swings his mighty war hammer and as it lands, hitting his makeshift window, he roars out for his late friend, "Wub ded mi nub duu mowr fur lat wen mi hahd chanze?!"

    (( Thanks for having a great character who was there at my first day. Sad to have this kind of death and me miss it because I had to go out to lunch))

  2. Dur'Zuub was not at the training the day Buubzstik was taken, he trained earlier, for he was farming trying to feed the rest of the camp. He only heard shouts and ran over. By the time he got there Buubztik was gone. Pounding his chest and shouting he prayed to all spirits that he knew and vowed that he would do all that he could to save Buubztik

  3. *a letter arrives the next day* Mi wizh lat and latz fahmiluy da bezt and hozh tyumez in da fuchure. Alzoo blah tu latz wiyufe ib zhi lyuked da wizkuy. Mi niid diz wizkuy tu bi hozh enuff fur latz famuhly, udderwize udder piipul liyuk da Shara an Albaiz wihl tink it iz nub'hozh

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  4. The video wasn't made to determine who will win in a fight between an orc or a human, it was just shown as an example of different combat styles. Orcs aren't as fast, or agile as a human, so even if they do have reach advantage, it doesn't matter that much. I do believe in most cases, an orc would win in a 1v1 with a human, but the original poster is saying they will basically win 100% of the time and easily destroy any human(kinda PG). Some humans could be trained to fight like Oberyn, and defeat a giant. the halflingvshuman comparison is kinda dumb considering many factors.

     

    I apologize if you took it to mean that we could take a human all day every day but four of five times we will win a 1v1 if we were trained correctly

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    It has come to my attention that some humans think that they can 1v1 orcs. Us Uruks are not like the Uruk’Hai in the Lord of the Rings as depicted here

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    Us orcs are, on average, up to eight feet tall, a foot taller than Shaquille O’Neal and at least one hundred pounds heavier than a sumo wrestler. Many orcs, if they try hard enough, can rip an elf in half with their bare hands. When anyone confronts an orc in battle it should be with fear at the fact that a beast one and a half times your size and three times your weight is confronting you. I understand that not any people can install the More Player Models Mod to see the size, but when an orc punches a human in the gut or hits their head then the human will hurt like the dickens and be sore for the next year. Some humans even Role play pushing orcs over such as *attempts to push the Uruk over, or *tries to tackles the orc. THESE SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN. When you can push over and tackle Shaq then attempt to tackle me, who is much bigger. So next time a human takes on an orc in a 1v1 then remember that a more even match would be  two armed humans against an orc with a club

    (Edit) BUT WE MAY NOT ALWAYS WIN 100%

  6. nCKes99.jpg

    It has come to my attention that some humans think that they can 1v1 orcs. Us Uruks are not like the Uruk’Hai in the Lord of the Rings as depicted here

    v78N2i8.jpg

    Us orcs are, on average, up to eight feet tall, a foot taller than Shaquille O’Neal and at least one hundred pounds heavier than a sumo wrestler. Many orcs, if they try hard enough, can rip an elf in half with their bare hands. When anyone confronts an orc in battle it should be with fear at the fact that a beast one and a half times your size and three times your weight is confronting you. I understand that not any people can install the More Player Models Mod to see the size, but when an orc punches a human in the gut or hits their head then the human will hurt like the dickens and be sore for the next year. Some humans even Role play pushing orcs over such as *attempts to push the Uruk over, or *tries to tackles the orc. THESE SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN. When you can push over and tackle Shaq then attempt to tackle me, who is much bigger. So next time a human takes on an orc in a 1v1 then remember that a more even match would be  two armed humans against an orc with a club

  7.                                  SLAVES UPON SLAVES UPON SLAVES

                                                Able bodied Human slave

                                Perfect for Lifting, Chopping, Mining, and Killing

                                         Image:  http://imgur.com/fWNTMBW

                                                Starting bid: 300 minas

                                        Send a bird to Dur'Zuub'Yar (dmajikes)

                                  400m starting bid and 50m intervals for humans

                                              No armor upon arrival to buy!

                  

           [Pre-Order Slaves by messenger bird and Dur'Zuub will find them under that category]

  8.                             Well look who has a new slave!

                                   Dur'Zuub has done it again

                       Healthy Male great for housework and labor

                        being broken in as you READ THIS FLYER

                               Image: http://imgur.com/aVeTXvn

                               Contact Dur'Zuub'Yar (dmajikes)

                            500mina starting bid (600 for humans)                          

                           Send a bird or come alone and unarmed

  9. An imperial herald arrives via horse.  Dismounting, he quickly and forcefully thrusts a small letter scroll bound with red string into the slave auctioneer's hands and offers a short bow, then returns to his horse with a grunt and rides off.

     

    "To whom it concerns:

     

    The August Imperial Marshal Vibius de Sola hereby offers a lump price of 10,000 minas for the transfer of the human slave to his August's possession."

     

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    Offer accepted!!!!!!!!! SLAVE IS BOUGHT

  10.                                   SLAVES UPON SLAVES UPON SLAVES

                                                Able bodied Human slave

                                Perfect for Lifting, Chopping, Mining, and Killing

                                         Image: http://imgur.com/KEhmUqD

                                                Starting bid: 300 minas

                                        Send a bird to Dur'Zuub'Yar (dmajikes)

                                  400m starting bid and 50m intervals for humans

                                              No armor upon arrival to buy!

                  

           [Pre-Order Slaves by messenger bird and Dur'Zuub will find them under that category]

  11.                              Come one come all SLAVE FOR SALE

                                           150 mina starting bid

                                     54 year old / able bodied human

                                         Contact Dur'Zuub'Yar (dmajikes)

                                      Come without armor and pay

                                  Image: http://imgur.com/XOX5v9C

                                        Good for labor or any needs

  12.              Slave for sale! Slave for sale!

                              50% OFF!!!

                        Small Human Girl

                       around 17yrs of age

                       50 minas starting bid

                      Contact Dur'Zuub'Yar

        Cloud Temple and send a bird ahead of time               

                        Come with no armor   Screenshot: http://i.gyazo.com/a28f02fc6a4c51b83141a076c3cee656.png

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