=Nkruma=

As the dwarf sat in his simple home reading the daily paper he noticed a oddly ***** advertisement "Hmm.. Seems dis uman' is in need o work." He would say while throwing the paper into his fireplace  "There ye' are lad! got ye' some proper work for ye!" The Frostbeard would yell whilst dropping his pants to take a leak onto the burning newspaper.

You are a bigot. If my subjective opinion is that I want to steal people's ideas then you have to respect that. I'll sue you m8

The dwarf would wander Kal'akash and upon seeing this note  would proceed to drop his pants. "The amount of papers I ave' tuh piss on now aday..." Nkruma would sigh whilst violently urinating all over the parchement.

I might have stolen your idea just a tad.

Ladies and gentlemen today I present to you Nkruma's Art Shop! I felt inspired by Jonificus's art work so I decided to create a shop of my own! I also think that I just explain to you that my art work isn't fantastic but it is of memeing material.

I will be offering to make and sell you self portraits of you or anyone you wish for a grand total of forty minas! Props cost no extra charge and backgrounds cost only an additional twenty minas.

If you'd like an example of my artwork here you are.

I have a few conditions for your requests and they are:

1. That you please limit the amount if people in the picture to being less than five.

2. You may request any race for me to draw but note that races such as Kha or Orc might end up looking different.

3. Also please notify me if the piece of art is intended to be a wallpaper, profile pic, etc

4. Scenery will take longer according to the specific request.

Once again the exact prices are 40 minas a portrait and extensive backgrounds 20 extra minas.

The form in which you will request!

IGN:

Character's name/s:

Skin or other reference:

Extra Background:

Thank you for your time and I hope to see requests!

"One down many tuh go." Nkruma Frostbeard would say while wiping his blood covered sword onto the Ironborn's limp body.

Nicely done.

Welcome... Watch for Orener edgies.

The Trolls were pretty cool Rply there was a group of Trolls that lived by the dwarves that enhanced RP. I suggest they be kept there for fun RP.

Obama care.

Small people are a good thing.

"Meh one less Orener." The dwarf would cough under his breath.

"Huh..." The dwarf would wonder what halflings are playing the music due to their race being non-existant.

"Huh..." The dwarf would  groan bending over to pick up the piece of paper. "Not quite sure wha' a piece o' meaningless poetry is doin' round these parts."  The dwarf would say proceeding to use the dirty piece of paper as a light for his pipe.

Nkruma sat in his dimly lit study opening letters of importance when a small letter to the side caught his attention "Wha' in Yemekar's name is this fookin' doin' here?" The dwarf would sigh noticing the title alliance "...Yeh dun fooked up yeh bloody kinstabber..." The angry Frostbeard would say upon reading the treacherous news which lay before him "I'm tellin' yeh this now Urguan don't take tuh kindly to it's betrayals "He would then burst out into a fit of laughter thinking about Norland

Thank you coders for pulling this server together... Without you we wouldn't have the pugsying experience we do today. We wouldn't be able to walk out of our houses and hear "PVP DEFAULT ME M8 REKT UR MUM."... We wouldn't be able to have the full LOTC experience we have today. We love you coders!

"If yer' lookin' fer farm work in Felsen your best bet is arson. I quite enjoy the smell of Felsen's burnin' crops..." These words would be etched into the notice board of Felsen.

Nkruma would say scratching his beard "I think it's bout toime weh open tuh gates lads! We need as maneh new comers as possible..."

Eh, something went wrong with the post I made before but I want to drop by and say I really like this idea! I suggest you stick to one concept of magic to keep it simple but so far so good! +1

+1 Give this bastard his earth evocation...

It seems that the elves have forgotten of the already voidial magic users that co-exist with the elves peacefully... Nkurma would say hearing of the decree.

I was wondering if you could edit the skin that I already use for me. I'd like you to add little trinkets and odd details such as hooks, leather straps and such onto the front of the torso. Also if you could add a leather satchel going across his chest with books that would be great. To get the skin click here http://www.needcoolshoes.com/ Then enter the username "Nkruma" Where it says. Thank you for your time.

This is a bigoted and sexist poll. For one there is only two options for gender not fifty three. Two you've left out all the Lord of the Craft players who live in Antarctica. And third some people have feelings. You didn't ask if they are homosexual, bisexual,  trisexual, megasexual, or dogsexual.

Memes