LegendaryElf

Update: ( example of my rp, child example; Maria aged 5) Maria allows her lips to manifest into a cheerful smile, embracing soft youthful features. "I have a lollipop!" They'd exclaim, hands trembling with glee before she'd stick the candy back into her mouth, supporting it by the stem due to pressing lips. Afterwards, the once quivering palms danced about in the air to be accompanied by shifting feet against the green blades.

What the title says! I'd like to start young at 5-7 and prefer elves mostly; any age, gender, appearance.

Character DescriptionGeneral Information First name: Wyn Middle name(s): Taynuel Surname: Arier Age: 100s Date of birth: unknown Race: Woodelf Gender: Wood Elf Sexuality: Bisexual Current Residence: NA Relationship Status: NA Social status: mankind's hope Traits of Voice Accent (if any): NA Language spoken: Common Other known languages: Elf Style of speaking: Metaphors tons of them Volume of voice: Loud Physical Appearance Height: 5'6 Weight: 133lbs Eye color: green Skin color:Tan none Shape of face: heart Distinguishing features: birthmark on forehead Build of body: lean Hair color: Chestnut Hair style: silky and thin Complexion:softnfeatures Posture: slouched Tattoos: NA Piercings: NA Typical clothing: loose garb with thin fabrics Isseenbyothersas: some elf kek Personality Likes: babes Dislikes: absolutism Education: High educated in politics Fears: women Personal goals: live General attitude: flirtatious and kind Religious values: get babes and money General Intelligence: Pretty smart man General sociability: ;)Health Illnesses (if any):nahAllergies (if any):nahSleeping habits: strict schedule Energy level: 10/10 Eating habits: lives on rice Memory: pretty good Any unhealthy habits: toomuch babes History Birth country: Salvus Hometown: Salvus Childhood: got jumped by female specimens [Not tamed] Teen years: hormonal Adult years: tamed women and transformed feminists Past places of residence: Salvus History of family: some elfess popped him out because daddy couldn't behave Briefly explain life story:prettychillhotbabesyouknownRelationships Parents: Dose and Yelin Siblings:naAny enemies (and why): ba Children:naFriends: babes Best friend(s):naImportant friends/relatives (explain):naLove interest (if there is one): women who are hot and men with muscles Combat Peaceful or violent: Peaceful Weapon (if applicable): Na Style of fighting: noneOthers Occupation: Wandering Gordon Ramsay Current home:nahFavourite types of food: edible foodFavourite types of drink: Vodka Hobbies/past times: cooking Guilty pleasures: staring at behinds Pet peeves: people who have low tempers Pets:nahTalents: cookFavourite color: Favourite music: nah

Why America Is Better 1. We're not constantly starting whiney boastful lists like ''Reasons why the UK is...'' - no need. 2. God forbid, but if the U.S. decided to attack you, what could you do about it? 3. Don't you brush your teeth, or have dentists? 4. American women are the hottest in the world. British women? "Birds." Bad teeth plays a big part. 5. Our space center is at Cape Canaveral; yours is where...? 6. Travel slogan : the UK, home of the original mad cow disease 7. Let's compare the number of Nobel laureates. 'Nuff said. 8. How many men have you landed on the moon? Or even put into space at all? 9. MIT, Harvard, Stanford, Yale, Princeton, Caltech,etc. - all BETTER than Oxbridge (or whatever the hell it's called) 10. Without us, Buckingham palace would be a Luftwaffe and Wehrmacht day spa 11. California alone has a larger economy than England. 12. Your cars suck - especially the Mini, a coffin on wheels. 13. IBM, Texas Instruments, Intel, Microsoft, H-P, Dell, Apple...shall I go on? 14. Taking back the Falklands from Argentina; oooh, impressive military might there 15. Why do so many Britishers come here looking for work? 16. Lend-Lease saved your candy asses in WW II. 17. Does anybody work over there, or are you all on the dole? 18. Your sports suck - soccer (football), rugby, cricket, croquet, polo, etc. 19. We don't dwell on past, faded glory; we keep looking ahead. 20. Elvis - without him, no Beatles, Stones, Who, Duran Duran, Spice Girls, etc. 21. British entertainers don't really make it big until they're popular in the U.S. 22. General Motors, Ford, AT&T, Exxon, Mobil, Boeing, Lockheed, etc., etc. 23. Let's compare the number of Olympic medals. 24. Regular elections, not those panicky vote-of-confidence recalls of Parliament. 25. Exactly what does the House of Lords do? 26. We don't have soccer (football) hooligans embarrassing us all over the world. 27. We have the most advanced medical care system in the world. 28. The days of ''the sun never sets on the British Empire'' are long, long gone. 29. You're obsessed with your own history because you seem to have no future. 30. We have much better TV, and more viewing options - no BBC rules 31. Our Hollywood vs. your, your what...? 32. How many U.S. TV series are on your telly? (The Simpsons is #1); vice versa? 33. Almost nothing that happens in the UK is of any importance or interest to us 34. We've sent craft to the moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and beyond the solar system. 35. Your high taxes and welfare state discourage initiative and a good work ethic 36. Without us, the Union Jack would have a large black swastika over it. 37. Eisenhower, Patton, Bradley vs. what, Montgomery? 38. You don't see us building a tunnel to France 39. Because we don't use words like ''cheeky'', what the hell is that anyway? 40. Rock and Roll originated here i copied and paste this. You know why? im American