LegendaryElf

Update: ( example of my rp, child example; Maria aged 5) 

Maria allows her lips to manifest into a cheerful smile, embracing soft youthful features. "I have a lollipop!" They'd exclaim, hands trembling with glee before she'd stick the candy back into her mouth, supporting it by the stem due to pressing lips. Afterwards, the once quivering palms danced about in the air to be accompanied by shifting feet against the green blades.

What the title says! I'd like to start young at 5-7 and prefer elves mostly; any age, gender, appearance.

Character Description

General Information

First name: Wyn
Middle name(s): Taynuel
Surname: Arier 
Age: 100s
Date of birth: unknown 
Race: Woodelf
Gender: Wood Elf
Sexuality: Bisexual 
Current Residence: NA
Relationship Status: NA
Social status: mankind's hope 

Traits of Voice

Accent (if any):  NA 
Language spoken: Common 
Other known languages: Elf
Style of speaking: Metaphors tons of them 
Volume of voice: Loud
 

Physical Appearance

Height: 5'6 
Weight: 133lbs
Eye color: green 
Skin color:Tan

none

Shape of face: heart 
Distinguishing features: birthmark on forehead 
Build of body: lean 
Hair color: Chestnut 
Hair style: silky and thin
Complexion:softnfeatures 
Posture: slouched 
Tattoos: NA
Piercings: NA
Typical clothing: loose garb with thin fabrics 
Isseenbyothersas: some elf  kek 

Personality

Likes: babes 
Dislikes: absolutism 
Education: High educated in politics 
Fears: women 
Personal goals: live 
General attitude: flirtatious and kind 
Religious values: get babes and money 
General Intelligence: Pretty smart man 
General sociability: ;)

Health

Illnesses (if any):nah
Allergies (if any):nah
Sleeping habits: strict schedule 
Energy level: 10/10
Eating habits: lives on rice 
Memory: pretty good 
Any unhealthy habits: toomuch babes 

History

Birth country: Salvus 
Hometown: Salvus 
Childhood: got jumped by female specimens [Not tamed]
Teen years: hormonal 
Adult years: tamed women and transformed feminists
Past places of residence: Salvus
History of family: some elfess popped him out because daddy couldn't behave
Briefly explain life story:prettychillhotbabesyouknown

Relationships

Parents:  Dose and Yelin
Siblings:na
Any enemies (and why): ba
Children:na
Friends: babes
Best friend(s):na
Important friends/relatives (explain):na
Love interest (if there is one): women who are hot and men with muscles 

Combat

Peaceful or violent: Peaceful
Weapon (if applicable): Na
Style of fighting: none

Others

Occupation: Wandering Gordon Ramsay 
Current home:nah
Favourite types of food: edible food
Favourite types of drink: Vodka
Hobbies/past times: cooking
Guilty pleasures: staring at behinds 
Pet peeves: people who have low tempers 
Pets:nah
Talents: cook
Favourite color: 

Favourite music: nah

Why America Is Better

1. We're not constantly starting whiney boastful lists like ''Reasons why the UK is...'' - no need. 

2. God forbid, but if the U.S. decided to attack you, what could you do about it? 

3. Don't you brush your teeth, or have dentists? 

4. American women are the hottest in the world. British women? "Birds." Bad teeth plays a big part. 

5. Our space center is at Cape Canaveral; yours is where...? 

6. Travel slogan : the UK, home of the original mad cow disease 

7. Let's compare the number of Nobel laureates. 'Nuff said. 

8. How many men have you landed on the moon? Or even put into space at all? 

9. MIT, Harvard, Stanford, Yale, Princeton, Caltech,etc. - all BETTER than Oxbridge (or whatever the hell it's called) 

10. Without us, Buckingham palace would be a Luftwaffe and Wehrmacht day spa 

11. California alone has a larger economy than England. 

12. Your cars suck - especially the Mini, a coffin on wheels. 

13. IBM, Texas Instruments, Intel, Microsoft, H-P, Dell, Apple...shall I go on? 

14. Taking back the Falklands from Argentina; oooh, impressive military might there 

15. Why do so many Britishers come here looking for work? 

16. Lend-Lease saved your candy asses in WW II. 

17. Does anybody work over there, or are you all on the dole? 

18. Your sports suck - soccer (football), rugby, cricket, croquet, polo, etc. 

19. We don't dwell on past, faded glory; we keep looking ahead. 

20. Elvis - without him, no Beatles, Stones, Who, Duran Duran, Spice Girls, etc. 

21. British entertainers don't really make it big until they're popular in the U.S. 

22. General Motors, Ford, AT&T, Exxon, Mobil, Boeing, Lockheed, etc., etc. 

23. Let's compare the number of Olympic medals. 

24. Regular elections, not those panicky vote-of-confidence recalls of Parliament. 

25. Exactly what does the House of Lords do? 

26. We don't have soccer (football) hooligans embarrassing us all over the world. 

27. We have the most advanced medical care system in the world. 

28. The days of ''the sun never sets on the British Empire'' are long, long gone. 

29. You're obsessed with your own history because you seem to have no future. 

30. We have much better TV, and more viewing options - no BBC rules 

31. Our Hollywood vs. your, your what...? 

32. How many U.S. TV series are on your telly? (The Simpsons is #1); vice versa? 

33. Almost nothing that happens in the UK is of any importance or interest to us 

34. We've sent craft to the moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and beyond the solar system. 

35. Your high taxes and welfare state discourage initiative and a good work ethic 

36. Without us, the Union Jack would have a large black swastika over it. 

37. Eisenhower, Patton, Bradley vs. what, Montgomery? 

38. You don't see us building a tunnel to France 

39. Because we don't use words like ''cheeky'', what the hell is that anyway? 

40. Rock and Roll originated here

i copied and paste this. You know why? im American