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"Ye know noffin, ye dumb Frostehs." Proceeds to wonder why the parchment contains so much fancy writing.

I can certainly wrap my mind around it! Looks good.

Balrog sees the grudge, thinks for a moment and declares; "Oive seen tis one b'fore!"

****... I liked the circlejerk... errr... this is based! 

Balrog would play yo mama

MC Name: J33xt101

Vereh fockin expensive...

Balrog looks at the paper, an eyebrow shoots up, then he speaks.... just five words. "W'o teh fock wrote t'is!"

Balrog scratches his beard before nodding with approval upon reading the letter, pausing a moment before slamming his pickaxe against the stone, grunting as he leans down, pulling a single piece of quartz from the crack made in the stone.

Beautiful. Well written. 

49 minutes ago, NotEvilAtAll said:

Add me to the list

Bruh... as much as I like you. You are so Zed. 

23 minutes ago, Mojo said:

😶

Lance. You are Lance for certain. 

22 minutes ago, Gemini said:

Tell me

Because you play an elf... Fabienne. 

Say what again. SAY WHAT again! And I dare you, I double dare you mother*****r! Say what one more time.

What do I do here again? 

The damn Mynebor Bank is now open! No fees, and a 2% interest rate per year! 

Balrog chuckles as he drinks out of his trusty old keg of mead. "Canae touc' t'is."

Not dwarven, I don't approve.

Ok ok... maybe I do 😉

Balrog II laughs briefly upon reading the long document. “W’at oi toime teh be aloive... ah do enveh moi fat’er, but t’en ah do nae...” He shrugs before continuing on, his feet crunching on the snowy surface of the stone inside his city.

As someone who was blocked for simply asking for information regarding a friend, as well as having my own run ins with Muffins, I firmly agree with the abovementioned. About time it was brought to the light. 

A well armored dwarf will never lose a fight against a human child, I firmly agree with the post. 

Balrog reads the letter, his mind starting to wander, yet he remembers the few times he had seen the honorable dwarf around Urguan. ”Nae will ah s’ed a tear, fer eht e’s teh will of teh Brat’mordakin and Dungrimm that all should eventually cease to draw breath on this world... farewell laddeh.” 

Balrog thinks that most of Urguan needs to pay for war reparations due to Urguan’s desire to destroy a lonely nomadic tribe of dwarves out in the frozen wasteland, a place where no dwarf had gone before. ”Puppets? Ah think nae... none of t’em be smart enoug’ teh even come up wit’ a single wise plan...” 

Very epic, perfect for Mynebor. But then again, also too OP. Try again. 

Mynebor is missing from that list... 

This is some good stuff