[!] You find a letter in your aviary
Legalize Pipeweed NOW!
This CRIME against good natured business-halflings who only wish to relax with a good smoke CANNOT STAND! Pipeweed t'is nay longer legal, alcohol t'is nay longer legal, even Spirit Ivy nay be legal in Balian anymore!
MARCH ON BALIAN NOW! NAY MORE TYRANNY! LET US SMOKE PIPEWEED AND DRINK BOOZE!
-Mimosa Applefoot