SmokeTheKnight

Your character has just arrived in a swampy, dim town. As they look around, their gaze is met with shacks and cabins. It smells of rotted wood and wet moss. They duck and step into a tattered tent, illuminated by a series of candles suspended in the air. At the back of the tent, an old hag raises her head, “What brings you to this dingy town? She begins, then pauses to study your face—”Ah, it’s you. I’ve been expecting you. Sit,” she gestures at a cushion, “Tell me your story.”
 

Tazusko glances at the old women with a confused look on his face. He is a mercenary, a giant knucklehead that has been manipulated all his life to become cannon fodder in multiple battles because of his size and ignorance. This was the first time in a long time that someone was genuinely interested in him, so when Tazusko hears the question's hag, he gets, perhaps a little too excited... "I am Tazusko! I chop! I smash! you want to be Tazusko's girlfriend with meeee?" Rapidly the air in the tent fills with an awkward silence, now the hag is the confused one, Tazusko is stupid but is intelligent enough to know that his attempt to impress her was a complete failure. "Oh, OH! Tazusko is very sorry, Tazusko is, very too happy!! ok ok, I will tell I will tell" Tazusko sits on the cushion agressively, shaking the entire tent, then proceeds to narrate his origins as best as he can. "Tazusko is from very small village! I lived there with Mama and Papa, they loved me very much! but people in the village... They were mean! They told Tazusko I was an ugly ogre because Tazusko big, Tazusko cried alone many, MANY NIGHTS!" Tazusko starts sobbing and holds his tears "Then they said Tazusko was too SCARY to be in village so I had to leave Mama and Papa... Tazusko walked alone in forest, I was very, very AFRAID, and hungry! But then, Tazusko fins a camp, they say they are mercenaries! Mercs pick me up and they give Tazusko food and shiny clothes!" Tazusko raises his big axe "Don't forget the POINTY STIK! Anyways, thanks to them Tazusko travelled the whole WORLD, smashin' and choppin'!, Tazusko luvs it!, I was very VERY HAPPY! But then I got sad... Mercs were also mean! they did not love Tazusko as Mama and Papa. It was difficult but I decided that I was not having it! TAZUSKO ESCAPED and decided to become HERO! Tazuko will not stop smashin' and choppin' until there is no MEAN PEOPLE LEFT!" Tazusko gets up from his seat and starts hitting his chest "Tazusko is now looking for someone, villain's name is Lord Manners! he is the MEANEST PERSON TAZUSKO HAS EVER SEEN! He offered Tazusko a muffin of chocolate chips for a bunch of minas, INSTEAD THEY WERE NOT CHOCOLATE CHIPS, THEY WERE RAISINS!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?!?!?!!? NO ONE FOOLS TAZUSKO!!!!! I WILL SMAAAAAAAAAASH YOOOOOOOU!!!" Tazusko raises his axe and runs forward, desmantling the tent in the process...