Abandoned and left for dead in a small port town, Megabloks-las learned archery from a grizzled old ex-ship hand who had retired to a nearby forest to hunt. After learning the basics, actually becoming quite adept, and gaining an increasing understanding for the creatures of the woods, Megabloks-las carved for himself a single, powerful goal: to catch them all. No longer would he use his superb archery skills for murdering the various fluffy bunnies of the woods. Instead, he sought to enslav- I mean *cough* capture them all. One day he stumbled upon a pikachu in the forest and resolved to capture it; it was pretty adorable. A friendship blossomed so brightly that the rest of the world did not seem to matter to Megobloks-las. Nothing: not his rival legolas, not the death of his grizzled tutor and certainly not the election of trump. Quickly, as if it had snuck up on him, Megabloks-las realised that his friendship with Pikachu could not remain the same forever. For it had whirred inside of him, evolving into love. A forbidden love, for the elven race did not take kindly to their kind mixing with Pokemon, with a particular nasty flare towards the rodent-like ones.
And his story continues here, to be lived out in the word of Lordofthecraft. What will become of Megabloks-las? Will Pikachu return his love? Will his elven bretherin accept it? Will Mega bloks ever become as popular as lego? Nobody knows for sure, but the entire world trembles at the chance to find out.

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