Eric Repine is an anagram of ‘Ernie Price’ – a famous song of Bennie Hill.
Which describes the tale of the Fastest Milkman in the West.
And so, Eric dies without last words. Without a last will or desire.
A simple lifeless corpse that stinks. Attacked by flies.
Eric had many grand plans and fantasies. However was illiterate, therefore could not write.
The result is just a bunch of fiction within his mind, now gone forever.
However he did want to fix the many problems of the world.
Be it the economy he does not understand, the wars he could not comprehend, …
The people of Arcas that never purchased a bucket of milk in their entire lives.
And so, the fastest milkman of Arcas dies alone and rotten.
Upon observing the body you immediately notice that every bone is broken and shattered.
Eric died fell from the tree of boats, a dream of his.
To use boats. And erect a tree.
The wind blew unto his ears the demise of his Lord.
Without ever meeting his parents.
Without ever making good contact with any gal.
No legacy to come from. No children to enjoy his labor.
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