Buck

You have found a 'buck noos' left at your doorstep. The drawings are so vivid.. you can almost see it as buck pictured it in his mind... most interesting. (Click link for buck news!)

Buck can't read, but likes signing his name of stuff anyways

IGN: SemiColin

CHARACTER NAME: Buck Dirtgrub

On 2/9/2021 at 4:28 PM, Mady said:

[!] Pieces of parchment, obviously written on by children, would be littered throughout the city of Karosgrad. One would be specifically nailed to the notice board in the square. 

 

 

[!] A very accurate child’s drawing of the Girls Fort of Karosgrad, signed by Adalia Maria de Astrea (@GrandpaBlue) . 

 

The War of Ve Lifstala Declaration

 

10th of the Deep Cold, 359 ES

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We, The Girls Fort of Karosgrad, officially declare war on the boys of Haense. We do not like them because they are stinky and snotty. Let the war begin. 

 

 

The Girls Fort

The Girls Fort of Karosgrad is located in a super secret lair that only girls are smart enough to find. No boys can find it. It is not on top of a hill, so don’t look there. Any girl is allowed to join the fort. Please send Girl Fort inquiries to Analiesa Hervor de Astrea (@madysenb). 

 

Fort Rules

No boys allowed in the fort

No eating snot

There must always be snacks

No trusting boys

No sharing the fort password (especially with boys)

Girls rule, Boys drool

 

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Signed, 

 

The Girls Fort of Karosgrad

 

These rules can't stop buck because buck can't read

On 5/23/2021 at 3:39 PM, erictafoya said:

NOMINATIONS FOR THE

374 ES GENERAL ELECTIONS

KRUZAE ZWY KONGZEM

9th of Tov and Yermey, 374 ES

 

DLUM VE EDLERVIK, DRUZ VE EDLERVIK

 

 

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VA BIRODEO HERZENAV E EDLERVIK,

 

By the will of His Majesty, Koeng Heinrik Karl II, the elections of 374 ES shall be called to elect eight officials. Nominations shall now be open for the next month, and citizens of the Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska are called upon to fulfill their civic duty to vote. Eight of these officials shall be brought onto the Royal Duma, including a Grand Maer to manage and improve the institutions of the city of Karosgrad. These eight officials shall be elected under two offices, which are;

 

ROYAL ALDERMEN

Seven Royal Aldermen are elected as representatives of the whole people of Hanseti-Ruska, by popular vote. They are tasked with giving voice to their constituents within his Majesty’s Royal Duma by proposing and shaping legislative bills. Royal Aldermen may be of any birth, common or noble. Royal Aldermen are recommended to produce at least two bills during their four-year tenure. 

 

GRAND MAER

The Grand Maer of Karosgrad is elected by majority vote to represent the people of Hanseti-Ruska in the Office of the Lord Seneschal and assume the duties of management of the city’s social institutions, assisting in growth of the city’s business and economy, and bringing city wide events to Karosgrad. This role is vital and important to the city, and its abilities depend on the office holder as well as their desires to shape the city to its betterment. The Grand Maer may be of any birth, and does not sit on His Majesty’s Royal Duma.

 

For a citizen to nominate themselves for any of the above offices, they must satisfy the eligibility criteria:

 

1. Candidates must be at least fourteen years of age;

2. Candidates for Grand Maer must be a resident of Karosgrad;

3. Candidates for Royal Alderman must have a residence within Hanseti-Ruska;

4. Candidates must not have a criminal record;

5. Candidates must not be a titled peer or regent;

6. Candidates for Grand Maer cannot be a Laurir;

7. Candidates may only nominate themselves to run for one office;

8. Candidates cannot bribe potential voters, or otherwise purchase votes;

9. Candidates must not use any signs for their campaigning process on Private property (unless given consent of the owner) , and thus they are strictly prohibited to do so and will result in a fine. 

10. Candidates may make public missives, speeches, and host rallies.

 

In order for a nomination to be legitimate, the nominee must draft a public missive stating their clear intentions in office, goals, and any other information that they wish to make public.

NOTE: You may still campaign while nominations are being verified

 

((OOC : CANDIDATES HAVE UNTIL TUESDAY 5 PM EST TO RUN))

CAMPAIGN POST TEMPLATE

Please include the following in your application:

IGN:

Character Name:

Age:

Place of Residence / Street Address:

Position: (Alderman or Maer)

[Link to Campaign Post]

 

IV JOVEO MAAN, 

His Excellency, Igor Kort, Lord Speaker of Hanseti-Ruska

SemiColin

Buck Dirtgrub

N/A

HRA barracks 

Maer

A literal 'news cycle' rolls up to your doorstep. there seems to be a crinkled piece of paper glued to the wheel.

After years of peace.. a piece of muddy wrinkled up paper falls out of your door when you open it this morning. Dear god buck news is back..

Snail owner: buck

snail name: buck

Residence: Reza haense 

Buck hastily throws today's buck news to everyone in crumpled balls.

A piece of paper between two pieces of bread are found on your counter. A note next to it says "BUCK NOOS SANWICH! DIJEST THE NOLEDJE!". You decide not to eat it. Probably a good idea.

IGN: coattanimous
Category: (video editing /artwork) 
Artwork: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry57pzUQZpMIGN: 

A buck news has.. appeared.

Newsfrogs hop around haense, a buck news taped to each one. You reach down and unfold the dirty paper.

You wake up with something in your mouth. You open it, and pull out a crinkled up piece of paper that tastes like dirt and grubs. You wonder who it could possibly be from.

And what ever the hell this is

It appears someone has eaten all of the medicine out of your house. Lucky(?) for you, it has been replaced with a brand new issue of buck news.

Just when you thought you were safe.. a brand new buck news is taped to your face when you wake up this morning. That way you can walk and read! How convenient.

And another one nailed to your door with 13 nails.

You wake up wearing a messily folded paper hat, you open it to a new buck news.

You wake up this morning, no buck news in sight. With a sigh of relief you slip your shoes on. There’s an odd crinkle coming from underneath your feet. And one of your shoelaces are missing. 

Now that it's always night, buck doesn't quite know when to sneak into your house anymore. It gets slingshotted at you in a crumpled ball from the roofs.

Buck news has been nailed to the ceiling over your head, so you can read it as soon as you open your eyes in the morning! How convenient(?)

This buck news has been just tossed at your doorstep. Buck just doesn’t seem to be in the mood tonight.

You wake up this morning.. no sign of buck news. you check your pantry, all of your food is there. No more holes in your window, all of your possessions intact. Not even a single smidge of mud tracked on your floor. You breath a sigh of relief, opening your closet for you morning coat when 50 MORE COPIES OF BUCK NEWS SPILL OUT ALL OVER YOU AND THE FLOOR

Your blanket has been replaced with one massive buck news poster. Althea finds a poorly made apology mud cake to replace her stolen pastries. Vorion's basement is filled with blankets.

There is a new buck shaped hole in your repaired window, but your pantry is filled with apology food. Except for Vorion, who finds all his food missing.

You wake up with a buck news in your bed, and more food missing. For every food item missing, there is another buck news left in it's place. Unfortunate(?)