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    Azorella Maehr'indor
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  1. Azorella smiles, the thought of an Elibar’acal state running through her mind “I am glad to see someone is taking my call for reproduction seriously.”
  2. The trials and tribulations of raising laboratory mice A documentation of the processes following the revelation of the correlation between the blessed beet and homosexuals. A journal by head beet researcher, Azorella Elibar’acal [[disclaimer]] Day 1. I’ve managed to trap a total of nine field mice from the plateau just outside of the city limits. The dexterity provided by such small bodies never ceases to baffle me. After sufficient research I’ve prepared a small enclosure for them to accustom them to their new homes. I will begin treatment in a fortnight, I merely hope that with a rigorous feeding and light ritual they will quickly habituate within their enclosure. Day 13. Most of the mice have acclimated nicely. Subject number seven unfortunately passed away. Subject eight is showing signs of wear, I’m hoping they’ll make it through it. I’ve begun therapy on them, as should be common knowledge at this point - mice, rightfully so, are not naturally occurring homosexuals. Thus they will become lab-reared homosexuals in this study. The details behind the lab-rearing will be found in a separate volume, as it does not seem logical to include the exact details pertaining to the training procedures in a simple laboratory journal. Going forward I will be updating this journal more frequently now to keep track of the project going through the therapeutic trials. Day 16. The heat-therapy has not yet shown any signs of success. I’m hoping however that our mice will begin to show signs of homosexuality. Hopefully the lack of progress is merely due to the longevity required to alter their inherent physical needs, such as the natural heterosexuality. Day 20. After sufficient use of the mice’s rather complex ability to feel pain, I can confidently state that they are indeed eliciting sure signs of homosexual desires. I caught one mouse trying to mate with its fellow male, yet it seemed turned off by its fellow female. I will monitor them without interference for some time and see if continued heat therapy is required to have them continue to elicit such desires or whether I can simply move onwards with my study. Day 30. I will confidently state that the lab-reared mice have been successfully altered to continually and seemingly forevermore elicit homosexual desires. Pain treatment has been successful and they seem to respond adversely to heterosexual urges even without the implied pain. They must assume that pain is coming , though it is not. I will accept these results. I will begin beet treatment shortly Now, it is just a matter of determining if the simple beet will turn them away from homosexuality. Perhaps they must consume it, perhaps they just need to be near it - perhaps an elixir of sorts must be fastened. One can only tell with time. Day 35. I’ve begun implementing beets into their feeding schedule. Although they were already on a rigorous food schedule to keep their bodily functions maintained properly as opposed to their normal meal of seeds and whatnot, I’ve begun adding beets to all substances consumed. Although, no further progress has been noted towards conflicted thoughts of homosexuality. Perhaps fermented beets, or tea, could be utilized in the upcoming trials… Day 40. After a short period of consultation with tomes on the art of tea-making, I have successfully prepared a beet-tea assortment. I will begin swapping out the mice’s water sources with this tea in the upcoming days. No further progress has been noted when simply implementing beets into their feeding schedule. In the meantime, I have begun to ferment an assortment of beets, as this process takes longer it will be started ahead of the upcoming procedures. Day 56. No progress has been noted with the addition of the beet tea, I have reverted them back to drinking water. A latent period will be observed as I wait for the beets to ferment, I hope this works. For Larihei, for maehr’sae hiylun’ehya this has to work. Day 70. I am back. I have begun administering small doses of early-fermented beets to the mice. No response in the sexuality department has been noted. They do not seem to enjoy the drink, however this is not for their pleasure. This is for the betterment of our society as a whole. I will continue the fermentation process in a distillery fashion. Day 114. SUCCESS. THE TRIAL HAS BEEN A SUCCESS. Once additionally fermented beets were added to the mice’s vigorous feeding schedule, the mice no longer seemed frightened by their sexual counterparts. They were eliciting the suppressed behaviour once more - forgetting the prior treatment. I will continue to monitor the effects. Further treatment may be needed - it may not be a one dose kind of thing. Day 118. The prior treatment does not seem to have an extended effect. It appears that they have reverted back to their previously initiated behaviour, I will continue treatment and watching after the effects of the fermented beets has worn off. Perhaps a continuous dosage schedule will be required for any permanent effects, however I am hopeful that perhaps a few weeks or months of treatment will have permanent effects upon our mice. Once I am able to prove the required treatment schedule I will be ready to move onto more accurate test subjects. Day 140. This will be my last journal entry. The project has been a complete success. After two weeks of constant treatment the mice were no longer showing signs of the previously conditioned response towards the opposite sex. I lost two additional mice in the process but it was a worthy cause. Even field mice can contribute to the maehr’sae hiylun’ehya, and these brilliant test subjects were no exception. Moving forward, testing must be done on lessers first - if we are to validate the results of this test they must be tried on Elven subjects, but I would not risk tainting even an ‘ata, as wasted mali’aheral blood is an egregious act. I hope, dear reader, that this journal serves informative moving forward. This is all for now. Maehr’sae Hiylun’ehya Okarir’mali, Head Beet Researcher Azorella Elibar’acal
  3. Azorella wonders how Noix remembers his conversation with Nelgauth when he was killed
  4. THE IMPERATIVE OF REPRODUCTION IV Mali’thill, Blessed Citizens, We, the ever blessed have prospered in the face of adversity. We have crushed the threat of impurities that assault and threaten our very way of life. Why is that we, the ever surviving and pure organization of ‘thill are being plagued with complacency. Why is it that so few wish to see our community progress. A cihi once rampant with oem’iian finds itself barren once more. Now singular adult Mali roam the streets, contributing little and complaining often. Your Heial’lauriran are disappointed. Your Diarchy is disappointed. Larihei is disappointed. It is up to you, blessed citizens, to reverse this sentiment. No pure ‘thill can be satisfied by their lack of contribution in the form of offspring. Only ‘ata will stand content in their failure to progress the state. As Kalenz Uradir once said, go forth mali’aheral and produce crotch fruit. The maehr’sae hiylun’ehya compells you. Maehr’sae Hiylun’ehya Okarir’mali, Azorella Elibar’acal
  5. A cry can be heard resonating throughout Laureh’thilln from the Elibar’acal hall as the Okarir’mali collapses due to sheer overwhelming happiness upon the discovery of the missive atop her kitchen table. “Maehr’sae Hiylun’ehya” quietly escapes Azorella’s lips as she slips into a peaceful, beet-induced coma.
  6. ON BEETS AND HOMOSEXUALITY 9th of the Grand Harvest, 1731 Mali’thill, rejoice. Following the implementation of the Berr’lin Laboratories, we have made leads on the complete uprooting of the taint of homosexuality from our blessed bastion. As an infertile race, we must join together in the fight to purge the homosexuals from our nation, in favour of frequent and rapid reproduction so we may continue to prosper. In reflection of this, your blessed silver council has decided to declare the following mandate: All households within Haelun’or are hereby required to place a basket of beets outside of their door. Additionally, beets must be frequently added to the diets of all those present within the silver state, and it is suggested to keep beets within your home as well. Together, with science, we shall ward off this ever pressing threat. For progress, for science, for the children Maehr’sae Hiylun’eyha Okarir’mali Azorella Elibar’acal
  7. “Speak intelligibly” Azorella Elibar’acal repeats whilst skimming over the notice “That may be difficult for some of our populace. Regardless I am delighted we shall have a library again.” she comments to nobody in particular
  8. [!] Once again, a small army of mali’aheral children can be found handing out pamphlets to every being in site within the walls of Berr’lin IN REGARDS TO THE UHIERAN 6th of the First Seed, 1731 It has been brought to my attention that as of late the organization of oem’iian in the blessed bastion has been less than satisfactory. Additionally - the actions of said oem’iian has been even less than satisfactory. As such - it has been declared by our blessed Diarchy that enrollment in the Uhieran shall now be mandatory for all mali’thill under the age of fifty in elcihi. Any questions regarding said organization are to be directed towards Azorella Elibar’acal or Luavyn Aldin. Maehr’sae Hiylun’ehya Okarir’mali, Azorella Elibar’acal Sohaer, Dimaethor Visaj
  9. Azorella purses her lips, scrutinizing the penmanship of her dearest maln’ii bee boy. She bobs her once, deeming the ballot sufficient before gingerly striking out the options she deemed the most appropriate. Lareh’thilln (Silver Mountain) [ ] Lareh’leyu (Beautiful Mountain) [ X ] Lareh’siol (Lonely Mountain) [ ] Fi’astoré (New Astoré) [ X ]
  10. Azorella cackles as she force feeds her homosexual mice “beet” juice. The mice start coughing up “blood” as she does such. "Eureka!" The elfess exclaims as the homosexual mice, do indeed hate beets.
  11. [!] The following notice would be personally delivered to every household within the walls of Lareh’thilln. Additionally it would be found posted in various nooks and crannies throughout the city. CITIZENSHIP IN LAREH’THILLN 13th of Snow’s Maiden, 1730 In light of the recent shortcomings of my predecessor, I have taken it upon myself to redefine the measures required to obtain citizenship in the blessed bastion that is elcihi Lareh’thilln - the shining jewel of the silver state of Haelun’or. Our city has been plagued recently by an influx of liberals, thus I feel the necessity to reintroduce tiered citizenship. The definitions of the tiers can be found below, along with a Citizen’s form. Every mali residing within elcihi must fill out said form within an Elven week - otherwise they shall be assumed dead, or missing, and will face swift eviction. Ahern ito nae’leh, Maehr’sae Hiylun’ehya Okarir’mali Azorella Elibar’acal First Class Citizenship First class citizenship shall be reserved for mali’thill and those of other races who have proved themselves to be valuable contributors to Haelun’or for a minimum period of 5 elven weeks - albeit some privileges shall still be reserved for mali’thill. First class citizens must donate one tome to the Eternal Library before obtaining citizen’s rights. First class citizens must have an elementary understanding of the Elven tongue and must prove themselves as supporters of the mali’thill ideals (Maehr’sae Hiylun’ehya) First Class Citizens have the following rights; - First class citizens may possess a state-approved laboratory if available - First class citizens may be granted unsupervised access to the Eternal Library - First class citizens have the right to a proper home - First class citizens have the right to a prompt and fair trials - no matter the accusation - First class citizens have the right to own and operate a booth in the trade district - Mali’thill first class citizens may serve as a parir’tir if called upon - Mali’thill first class citizens have the right to declare self-candidacy for an open position on the Silver Council. Second Class Citizenship Second class citizenship shall be granted to lesser races who desire solace within the walls of Lareh’thilln and mali’ata who are currently on the path of purity and actively working towards reformation. Second class citizens must donate a tome to the Eternal Library before recieiving citizen’s rights - additionally, second class citizens must actively contribute to elcihi in the form of additional tomes or skills for the entirety of their tenure. Individuals who fail to provide proof of their contributions once every four Elven weeks shall have their citizen’s rights removed. Second class citizens must have an elementary understanding of the Elven tongue and must prove themselves as supporters of the mali’thill ideals (Maehr’sae Hiylun’ehya) Second Class Citizens have the following rights: - Second Class Citizens have the right to bring grievances to the Council. - Second Class Citizens have the right to operate a business within the Trade District - Second Class Citizens have the right to a prompt, lawful trial (The Obvious Laws exempt). - Second Class Citizens have the right to a proper home if available within the limits of the Lower District. [!] Attached to the bottom of the notice would be a seemingly important form - waiting eagerly to be filled out
  12. Even in death, Azorella had been curved. The otherwise unemotional elfess would shed a single tear over the realization of her everlasting denial.
  13. Azorella cackles, thinking fondly of her wink-filled scheming that will follow Daerine’s re-assignment
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