“Ah yes that is the question isn’t it? What bring us here? Is there really any answer I could give that wouldn’t somehow ignite a fire of existential dread? Oh look that flower arrangement looks wonderful over there! Ah yes as I was saying, my dear friend I am in need of some form of income and I need to speak with some verifiable, possibly even certififed? Wizards! I need a job and I. need. Wizards! Also if you wouldn’t mind sparing something to eat I am terribly hungry. Oh look at that bird. Do you think birds dream? All cozy in their little bird nest having little bird dreams.”
