Vegan_Comedy

as a fisherman myself, a few suggestions come to mind.
the first would be finding more miscellaneous items that aren't just the same pair of boots and bowls i find my bags filled with, but instead some interesting items like a broken sword and the likes,

or in a different route, fishing in different biomes was something I saw, perhaps also fishing in cities yields different tables, albeit it would be quite difficult to set up I'd imagine. Last map we used to run over to Celia'nor just to fish in that small dent they had in their roads, and somehow fished live fish, which albeit was rather entertaining, didn't make sense. So in regions such as within a city, there'd be higher chances to get non-fish loot, and vice versa

How much would you pay me to play a female dark elf? Asking for a friend

Sheo stood there, holding the letter, his brow slowly raising as he raised a hand, and began to count the past few years worth of corpses, then pocketing the letter, to count with the other hand, before letting out a soft grumble, "Good bloke he was that Reetus aye.." He stated to the empty land around him, "Better than all these spider buggers thas' for sure.. But nae bloody way did any bloke deserve the fate o'dyin boi taere auwn ans'.." The ker paused as his accent grew thicker, before letting out a grumble, "Oi dinnae spaend aenuff toim' weff annae auffeam, oi raellae dinnae. Bot fok, Raetas tu? Aensaestars, gunnae naed ah Faurth paepar faur tae naems o'tae gud daed, mae tae aensaestars gaid yae, Raetas. Oi raesed yae tae baest oi kuld troi, n oi'd du et agaen." The man then simply pat his pocket, and walked off with a solemn nod.

"Fish On.." Stated the Ker as he held the letter, grunting as he knew what duty he had to Come.

ADRIA FTW SUBPROFITS 100%

Sheo Amanthul of House Var'suuth picked up the confession letter, pausing a moment, before simply put, laughing his ass off. "I thought- BAHAHAH- They weren't ever- oh ancestors the idiot felt bad.."

Sheo Amanthul of House Var'suuth, laughs at the comical nature of Lorec Bani's 'epic fail'

"I live with him, hope he prevents robberies in My home." The ker Sheo Amanthul stated as he read over the paper with a grunt.

+1 free my boy

"Grubgoth" Kog'Dol Mag'Dun slowly picked up the missive with a grunt, scratching his noggin after. "Mi rembur wen mi hiyurd zkahin udder globz tu koog en duh taburn, dey nub duin id wiyul mi buzzi? Ukee, mi'll kookob wibh diz glob den..." The grubgoth began his return to his kitchen from a long trip to the woods.

"Perhaps it is time to visit Flour again, hm.." Replied the ker with a soft wince, dropping the letter with a grunt. "I will prepare my things soon.."

The Old Grubgoth Kog'Dol Mag'Dun squinted at the paper, poking it a few times, before grunting, "Mi kennub reed.." He then scratched his noggin, before noticing what the paper truly was  "O, krug hazzuh pabur, fur noos? Zoggin' hozh.. Ja'runk, peep diz zkah!" he called to his olog friend. @Turbo_Dog

"Took them long enough." Commented a bored ker.

god please no i beg you no 

twandhi <3

rilath i was quaking and shaking when i read "villain application" i am in FEAR of this

lub orkz

"Anudder gob tu maik grub fur mi tinkz" Replied a certain "Grubgoth of Helious", The orc then waved off the man who had read him the letter, turning to his olog friend Ja'runk with a grunt. "Wubh lat tink bruddah?" 

 

“Ancestors.. Another lost it seems.” The ker Sheo Amanthul stated as he stared at the missive in his hand, before simply, dropping it to the floor. “May he tread carefully among the ancestors now.. That odd, odd plant man..”

8 hours ago, Laeonathan said:

Article 2d) Marriage

Those who have reached the age of maturity at twenty-five are eligible to wed another person who agrees to do so on their own accord. The two persons have to swear their oath in front of a member of council or the Royarch to seal the marriage. 

 

Those of High Elven descent may only wed or create offspring with others of the same descent. High Elven descent is described as those with two fully High Elven parents. Those of elven descent may not create off-spring with those that are not of elven descent. Elven Descent is described as those with two fully Elven parents. Half-breeds may not have children as to not spread multiple curses onto their children. Half breeds are described as anyone with parents of different races. The children of those are not to be punished for their parents' mistakes. 

"By the ancestors.. One Hundred years of Age is what I will continue to believe as the only True age.. Whatever these damned laws speak.. Twenty Five is too bloody soon.." The ker grumbled, stroking his beard, and shaking his head, seemingly quite unamused as he folded the paper he read this from in his hand.

"O mi zkah, dub plazez!" the orc exclaimed with a grunt!

"Ancestors be with you, Seryn, wherever you were, you and I had fun times with cannons.. And perhaps I will have to further examine these allegations.." The ker slowly stroked his beard, a bit confused

"Wubh duh zkah.." Stated a disgruntled Grubgoth after being read said letter, he then proceeded to return to fishing with a grunt, "Anudder dey anudder ztooped elben politig tingie.." 

"Hozh lug tu duh ragukz.." Was all the Grubgoth Kog'Dol Mag'Dun stated upon hearing the news of Turkurz'Raguk's passing, slowly shaking his head as he returned to fishing, "Anudder azh bidez duh duzt.."