"Hello good sir! I am actually here in search of an old friend, you see. I recently discovered an ancient scroll written in an ancient language in a large cave south of here. **Shows the scroll**. I was never the one to learn old languages, but my friend however has always been interested in philology, so I am here for his help. He wrote to me telling me he has been working at the Bizarre Bazaar for the past four years, so would you be so kind as to tell me where it is?" **Hands man a gold coin**.