*walking through the woods with friends when a group of bandits are spotted"
Taro- "MY COMRADES! HEAR ME! ITS BEEN AN HONOR TO FIGHT ALONGSIDE YOU ALL, AND IF I AM TO DIE HERE, I WILL BE SMILING IN MY DEATH, KNOWING I PASSED BESIDE SUCH FINE PEOPL-"
Friend "umm, taro? We got them already. There was only three of them"
Taro- "huh? Oh right. Well...I...certainty could have taken them"