A lonely boat sailed to the coast of Caurost through a thin fog and settling cold. It held not the effects of a traveler nor merchant but a simple shivering scumbag, his partner and his stolen few possessions. Rations ran dry days before they made landfall as the smart starved waste of rights failed to make appropriate preparations for his daring getaway.
See Jahabra Zhi'ling isn't your average thief. Most simple men wish for bread to feed their wives or clothes to cover their children but real intellectually emaciated swine strike above their station, blessed with hopes and dreams only the moronic have the rights to possess. And as a man who knows neither foresight nor consequence, dreams come as easy as jail time. And easy the jail time came when he had his second half hang him from the ceiling at a ball in a IQ-less effort to abscond with a royal's crown.
The gavel fell heavy, and the bars slammed shut. But mere-legal orders had no effect on our single celled no gooder. The amoeba hatched a plan, one of his best, a stroke evil artistry. After striking the guard with a rock they found, the 2 VILLAINS commandeered a cute lil dingy and half a days worth of rations and SAILED TO FREEDOM.
Freedom lasted 2 weeks, as the authorities of The Caurost Capital didn't take too kindly to the crime committers attempting to rob and burgle. They were chased out, and unfortunately separated as they ran inland, but destiny dictates that they shall meet again. It's all but written in the stars that their next idea be one of... poor quality...
