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imattyz a smart guy and hes got experience +1

my 'playlist' is this on repeat for 8 hours 

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A haggard looking hunter sits against a tree in the marshes, his sword leaning against his shoulder as he listens to a bald man of similar appearance standing nearby read the notice. He raises his head enough for the light of the nearby crackling fire to illuminate his scarred face as the reward is mentioned. 

"Finally." he murmurs, rising to his feet and approaching the edge of the water, the bald man quickly following behind. The older hunter clenches his fist and narrows his eyes as he stares off into the darkness. 

"Let us make Irwin proud."

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IMPERIAL CITIZENSHIP FORM

Name ((OOC Name)): Adeon ((Wolfsmund))

Surname/House: Venta

Date of Birth ((Example: 11th of Sun’s Smile, 1520)): Unknown

Gender: Male

Race: Human

Citizenship Class (A or B): B

Physical Description

Height: 5'11

Weight: 90kgs

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: White

Skin Color/Shade: White

Outstanding Markings/Tattoos:

Ouroboros brand on palm of left hand, scars on face and body.

48th brigade unit tattoo on right shoulder.

Personal Information

Home Address (Leave blank if unknown): 7 Alba street

Region of Residence (Leave blank if unknown): Common district of Johannesburg

Profession/Occupation: Marked Man

Have you paid your processing fee (CLASS A CITIZENS ONLY!):

((Please provide a screenshot of the payment.))

Oath(s) of Loyalty

For all classes of Citizenship (fill your name in the blanks):

"I, Adeon, hereby swear my loyalty the Emperor of the Holy Orenian Empire entirely by my free will. I swear to read and obey the laws of the Empire and understand the punishments and penalties that will be incurred should I violate the law."

CLASS A CITIZENS ONLY ((OOC OATH)):

"I, Wolfsmund, hereby acknowledge and give my consent to the OOC rule that should my character be found guilty of High Treason within the Empire, the Emperor personally (and only the Emperor) has the right to execute permanently my character. I accept this condition and make it entirely upon my free will."

10 hours ago, Telanir said:

It is not feasible for us to return to vanilla crafting on short notice, instead we are accounting for this in development of Workshop.

"if it aint white it aint right"

-leader of the snowman sam clan

r8

really forced me to contemplate

"What did they mean by this?" wonders Garrett.

4 minutes ago, Birdwhisperer said:

This was a good read and excellently written, however it's also completely plagiarized from Witcher 3: Blood and Wine. I know you guys are capable of creating something good and original, why copy other works?

inspiration is not plagiarizing. the lore was very clearly written by two players - Esterlen and Mth_dew.

they might have been inspired by the works of the Witcher, and may have even taken many similarities, however to call 'plagiarized' is completely erroneous. striga lore is very clearly influenced by a variety of other mediums, but 'plagiarized' is not the right word to describe this. Inspiration from other mediums is good - it makes our RP world all the more diverse and interesting. 

Entweser signs the charter.

Albert Entweser signs the paper.

Albert Entweser salutes.

+1 A competent member of the community

Out-Of-Character Information

What’s the name of the Minecraft account you're applying for?: Entweser

What's your MAIN Minecraft Account name?: Gwynnbleidd

Do you agree to follow the rules on your new account?: Yes

Do you understand you can not be on both of these accounts at once?: Yes

Do you understand that if one account is banned, so will the other(s)?: Yes

How long have you been on LoTC?: like half a decade.

How many accounts do you currently have whitelisted?: 1

In-Character Information

Now you actually make your character - be creative but stay reasonable! Make sure they make sense and that they follow lore. Try to come up with a character that you actually want to play.

Character’s name: Albert Entweser

Character’s gender: Male

Character’s race: Human

Character’s age: 20

Biography  (Please make it a decent two paragraphs long. Remember to add server lore, and events that happened to your character so that they don’t contradict history.):

Albert was born in the years preceding the fall of Athera. His father owned a farm on rich soil which allowed the Entweser family to live relatively comfortably. Albert's worldview was largely shaped by his older brother, Arthur, who wrote a book on racial science as well as the origin of the heartlander race, leading Albert to adopt a very pro-heartlander attitude. 

During the fall of Athera, Albert was seperated from his family and left with Arthur who used his status as a scholar to get onto a ship. It was during the long months at sea that Albert witnessed what he perceived as savagery by non-humans and non-heartlanders which furthered his extremist worldview. Not only the non-human mannerisms disgusted Albert but also what he perceived as the degeneracy of his own people.This disgust was largely catalyzed by a fight with a southeron which resulted in the loss of his right eye.

Since arriving in Vailor, Albert settled in Dour Watch with his brother, occasionally serving in the local militia during the civil war when he wasn't running small jobs for money.

Personality Traits: 

+Zealous

+Loyal

+Optimistic

-Impulsive

-Sneaky

-Prejudiced

-Unfriendly

Ambitions:

-To unite the heartlander people under one banner.

-To remove non-heartlander influence in heartlander society.

Strengths/Talents:

-Skill in arms such as crossbows and longswords.

-Physically fit.

Weaknesses/Inabilities:

-Forgetful.

-Holds grudges.

-Impulsive.

-Unfriendly.

-Prejudiced.

Appearance (List the extra details of your characters appearance, IE; height & weight):

Albert stands at 5'7, he weighs 175 pounds and has light brown hair with green eyes. He has a slight stubble which he normally keeps cleanly shaven. A small scar can be found over his right eyebrow which was a result of hitting his head on a table when he was very young. He wears an eyepatch to cover his right eyelid which was left horribly scarred after a fight with a southeron.

Appearance, please provide us a screenshot of your character’s skin (If you need help, see our screenshot guide here): 

http://prntscr.com/8ldq8a

A handful of rugged looking men gallop out out of Kaer Aardwen on horses, their brown and black cloaks drifting behind them like capes. Strapped to their saddles are swords and rather large trophy hooks...

Rule XVIII

Was getting caught part of your plan?