Old-Rattlesnake

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Eh, Macarena, ¡Ay!
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Eh, Macarena, ¡Ay!

Give me tree people or give me death

Posters are plastered next to all of these posters in a hastily scrawled and angry script.

”I’m offering a 1,000 minas bounty on the severed heads of the Huck couple for such a DISGUSTING and ABHORRENT crime against these beautiful, handsome creatures effective IMMEDIATELY unless this bounty is withdrawn IMMEDIATELY .”

- Conservation Director

Just kick all the lazy staff that’ll make plenty of room

MC Name: Jallentime

Character's Name: Snor'lak

Character's Age: 30

Character's Original Race (N/A if not applicable):

         N/A

Transformed form:

         N/A

Creator's MC Name:

         N/A

Creator's RP Name:

         N/A

Briefly explain the lore behind this construct or creature:

An Olog is what would happen if a toddler could grow to be ten feet tall and weigh up to a thousand pounds. Their daunting size and incredible strength is only balanced out by the fact they’re dumber than a sack of rocks and have the reasoning skills of a bird that just flew into a window at fifty miles per hour. These simple creatures feel three emotions: Happiness, Anger, and FEEEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEE. These emotions often overlap depending on whether or not you’re going to hand over that tasty looking breakfast bagel you got there. In an effort to convince you to give them said bagel, they are capable of stringing together a handful of words into simple thoughts and, occasionally, sentences. The gears in their brain take a while to start turning, however, and the Olog may just stare at you for upwards of five minutes, salivating all the while, as it attempts to formulate this basic sentence. Do remember that Ologs are still cursed with the orcish bloodlust, though. So I’d suggest turning over that stupid bagel before you become the bagel.

Ologs are incredibly lazy, slothful creatures. But, you could probably tie a bagel to the end of a stick and get one to plow a field. Metaphorically and literally.

Do you have a magic(s) you are dropping due to this app? If so, link it:

         N/A

Do you agree to keep Story writers updated on the status of your magic app?:

         Yes

Do you understand that if this creature's lore is undergoing an activity trial and that trial fails, you will no longer be able to play this creature and will be forced to either revert the character back to its normal form (if it was a transformative type) or stop playing the character entirely (if it is an entirely new creature)?:

         Yes

Memey RP or using this CA for subpar villain/bandit RP can lead to your app being denied, even after acceptance. Please put "I understand" as your response once you have read this part and understand the consequences.

         I understand

Have you applied for this creature on this character before, and had it denied? If so, link the app:

         No

Give me lore acceptance/denial in a reasonable amount of time OR GIVE ME DEATH.

“And I thought I was a big snake. Got a whole nation of them out here.” Says an eight foot long Diamondback rattlesnake, to himself.

What’s the capital of Albania?

“Oh boy I hope they have egg salad.” Comments the Conservation Director.

“Francois you murdering ****.” Exclaims the serpent.

Everybody walking by just sees a big snake angrily hissing and sputtering at a piece of paper.

1 hour ago, Hanrahan said:

Dr. Charles Napier, KCM applauds this motion, mailing the Sutican Department of Conservation several of his Wildlife documents.

 

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/187930-a-missive-on-penguins/

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/187934-a-missive-on-polar-bears/

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/185095-a-missive-on-sea-turtles/

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/185535-a-missive-on-sea-otters/

 

The Conservation Director promptly adds them to the library and mails back a package of fine cheeses along with a letter of thanks.

[Posters have been placed throughout Sutica]

Can we give Korvic a raise

MC Username: Jallentime

Character name: Old Rattlesnake

Discord name: JallenDivine#2639
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Mina or USD: USD
Accessories: (Extra accessories will cost an extra 1-5 USD depending on complexity, or 500-1000 mina)
(Price will be paid before file is given) None
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Skin – Frontal view and side views (DO NOT send the skin file)

References of hair – am bald

Any preferred pose – (Please remember this is a chibi, short arms, and will not show anything above the chest.) Coiled up inside the cup with the chin resting on the edge of the glass
Any Details I need to know? – Don’t think so
Expression – (Please note I do not draw eyes, they are cute little beans or other styles, this is mainly for the mouth) angery
Cup Type: Shot Glass

Liquid: Either or, whatever you think would look better.

Do you want anything on the mug: Nope
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Do you understand that I do this as a hobby and will do yours in order, by saying yes you agree to not rush me.  When I get to it, I get to it, okay? : I GUESS

“Normally I would just eat the clowns, but I think they taste funny.”

Laugh Track Plays

“They’ll stop cross-breeding when God stops making sexy ass Elves.”

[Posters have been placed throughout the Sutican waterfront]

https://wikia.lordofthecraft.net/index.php?title=Lubba

[Posters have been placed throughout Sutica]

Would be a pretty good minas sink. Also means more people would be logging on to vote for the free minas.

Old Rattlesnake slithers in looking for these mentioned rodents and is disappointed to find it wasn’t literal.

Old Rattlesnake deliberates on whether or not he can convince some elves he’s a Mani and receive free food.

The literal eight foot long rattlesnake heading a department of the Sutican government rejects the notion that our great nation is plagued by ‘wildness’.

Old Rattlesnake flicks his tongue at the plight of the sweaty, warm-blooded elves while enjoying an exfoliating steam bath.