Old-Rattlesnake

A very large and obese rattlesnake sifts through a pile of letters occasionally muttering 'bill' or 'tax papers'. Upon reaching the missive he stares at it a good while before tossing it into the bin, proclaiming it's 'probably a scam'.

That was one time and I was well within my rights

A very old and obese rattlesnake eats one of the missives. His stance on this matter is unclear, much like his digestive tract, which is full of paper.

A very old and obese rattlesnake eats one of the letters. His stance on this matter is unclear.

A very old and obese rattlesnake eats one of the fliers. His take on this matter is unclear.

Metal Gear

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Eh, Macarena, ¡Ay! Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Eh, Macarena, ¡Ay!

Give me tree people or give me death

Posters are plastered next to all of these posters in a hastily scrawled and angry script. ”I’m offering a 1,000 minas bounty on the severed heads of the Huck couple for such a DISGUSTING and ABHORRENT crime against these beautiful, handsome creatures effective IMMEDIATELY unless this bounty is withdrawn IMMEDIATELY .” - Conservation Director

Just kick all the lazy staff that’ll make plenty of room

“And I thought I was a big snake. Got a whole nation of them out here.” Says an eight foot long Diamondback rattlesnake, to himself.

What’s the capital of Albania?

“Oh boy I hope they have egg salad.” Comments the Conservation Director.

“Francois you murdering ****.” Exclaims the serpent. Everybody walking by just sees a big snake angrily hissing and sputtering at a piece of paper.

The Conservation Director promptly adds them to the library and mails back a package of fine cheeses along with a letter of thanks.

[Posters have been placed throughout Sutica]

Can we give Korvic a raise

MC Username: Jallentime Character name: Old Rattlesnake Discord name: JallenDivine#2639 ----------- Mina or USD: USD Accessories: (Extra accessories will cost an extra 1-5 USD depending on complexity, or 500-1000 mina) (Price will be paid before file is given) None ---------- Skin – Frontal view and side views (DO NOT send the skin file) References of hair – am bald Any preferred pose – (Please remember this is a chibi, short arms, and will not show anything above the chest.) Coiled up inside the cup with the chin resting on the edge of the glass Any Details I need to know? – Don’t think so Expression – (Please note I do not draw eyes, they are cute little beans or other styles, this is mainly for the mouth) angery Cup Type: Shot Glass Liquid: Either or, whatever you think would look better. Do you want anything on the mug: Nope ------- Do you understand that I do this as a hobby and will do yours in order, by saying yes you agree to not rush me. When I get to it, I get to it, okay? : I GUESS

“Normally I would just eat the clowns, but I think they taste funny.” Laugh Track Plays