Old-Rattlesnake

A very large and obese rattlesnake sifts through a pile of letters occasionally muttering 'bill' or 'tax papers'. Upon reaching the missive he stares at it a good while before tossing it into the bin, proclaiming it's 'probably a scam'.

That was one time and I was well within my rights

A very old and obese rattlesnake eats one of the missives. His stance on this matter is unclear, much like his digestive tract, which is full of paper.

A very old and obese rattlesnake eats one of the letters. His stance on this matter is unclear.

A very old and obese rattlesnake eats one of the fliers. His take on this matter is unclear.

Metal Gear

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Eh, Macarena, ¡Ay! Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Eh, Macarena, ¡Ay!

Give me tree people or give me death

Posters are plastered next to all of these posters in a hastily scrawled and angry script. ”I’m offering a 1,000 minas bounty on the severed heads of the Huck couple for such a DISGUSTING and ABHORRENT crime against these beautiful, handsome creatures effective IMMEDIATELY unless this bounty is withdrawn IMMEDIATELY .” - Conservation Director

Just kick all the lazy staff that’ll make plenty of room

“And I thought I was a big snake. Got a whole nation of them out here.” Says an eight foot long Diamondback rattlesnake, to himself.

What’s the capital of Albania?