Skippy

Thorgran's secret cousin Nargroht makes his way to the Dunamis fort to kill TRAITORS OF VANDERGUAAAAN

i like dwarv choir 

"Faiz is the only honorable man in this nation! FIDAI FIDAI FIDAI!" shouts an anti-Qalasheen Spring fighter!

Cya Mizu, [*] the old days

Just now, Publius said:

Publius smiles broadly at the news, and hopes this is but the first of many treaties declaring peace!

Thorgran would wish that the treaty between Oren and Vanderguan would be replied to since they too are trying to make peace.

"Let's see if this settlement falls like Aeroch Nor and Salvus did with Oren", says Thorgran.

If Thorgran would stumble upon a flier, he would begin laughing uncontrollably at the allegations put against his comrades. He would then go to spread the good truth!

"T'ose who kidnap t'e Caliphess proceed tuh slander t'ose who do it back tuh yeh? T'at is almost as funny as Elven nationalism! HAR HAR HAR!" Thorgran walks down the streets of Kal'Akash, showing numerous dwarves the comedic flier, wiping a tear caused by his laughter away.

"So t'ey released t'e good Caliphess? T'ey claim tuh do it to reunite 'er wit' her children, eh? Yemekar bless her an' her children, but any free thinker can see t'at this was jus' tuh further their own agenda," scanning the flier his eyes widen at the sight of the author claiming the Caliphate was founded upon neutrality. "Neutrality? Aye, t'e Caliphate was at one point neutral in all things, until Vailor! What happened ye moight ask? T'e Dukes' War broke out, an' t'e hatred ov t'e Raevir rung out louder t'en this so called neutrality. An' what has returned to Oren after t'e deaths ov t'e Qalasheen tuh get rid of it? Oren has reaccepted the Raevir into their empire ever since this war started, there is no denying this, Mr. Author."

Thorgran Ireheart would think of the dear Grand King Skippy Irongut, Yemekar fill his tankard, and would take a deep breath, "The honorable ex-Caliph is only fulfilling the treaty Skippy Irongut and him created years before all this needless conflict. Faiz Kharadeen and Skippy Irongut intended to defend each other, and if this was Vandoria being attacked by Oren, ye best be sure t'e Dwarves would've assisted because ov the treaty ov Sand an' Stone. He is doing what any man would wish tuh do - stick tuh his word."

Shaking his head, Thorgran would recompose himself and find more dwarves to read this flier with. "T'ey wish tuh take back Vandoria? After t'ey handed over Ard'Ghorrock tuh Oren while still in control ov Vandoria!?" The dwarves bust out in laughter, slapping their knees and shaking their heads. "He can not beh serious? BAHAHAHAHA! An' if t'is 'appens, ye will jus' rejoin t'e battle but on Oren's side, as tuh further yer own agenda. Yer people already do foight for the Empire ov Oren, takin' control ov Vandoria once more wouldn't stop you folk from t'at!"

Thorgran's eyes then dart to the mention of Dunamis, and then to thugs. "He's resortin' tuh calling his once mercenary competition thugs!? BAHAHAHAHA! Wot a joke t'is Nafis is! Dunamis ain't no thugs, an' they must have more honor than most military orders in this damn realm to keep their promises they made."

Thorgran would finish reading the flier. Turning to the tavern, he quickly tosses it into the fire without another thought, "All t'is propaganda for somethin' you caused by handing Ard'Ghorrock over to Oren. Stop tryin' tuh brainwash t'ese good people. Don't even get me started on t'e Church attemptin' tuh gain reason tuh attack Vandoria!"

"The Caliphate would probably trust Oren more if they hadn't swiped Ard Ghorrock under their noses in a night," Thorgran would say.

1 hour ago, AGiantPie said:

Bertrand frowns, "This woman should not be murdered for the crimes of others..."

Thorgran would quickly go to correct Bertrand, "Oh, but the Hallowvale men are the ones who betrayed Vandoria! And now their barbaric ways are resorting to kidnapping and ransoms to cope with it!"

yeah probably

"These people are terrorists. It is t'ey who betrayed t'e Vandorian people," Thorgran would remark.

"Just don't leave yer children near t'e prince, he has a way wit' children," Thorgran would remind everybody!

2 minutes ago, Valkorion said:

"Not like you guys did anything other than stand around and leech off of equipment... Couldn't really fight either...", remarks Durack.

"Oi, dunnae insult t'ose who would once aid us in battle. Ah wish un day t'e Kharajyr join us on t'e battlefield, but until t'en Ah won't let yeh insult t'em jus' loike t'at," replies Thorgran Ireheart.

A sign is left at the temple docks. If you chose to read it it says:

"Looking to buy a lot of brown wool and cocoa beans. Payment able to be discussed. Open to any reasonable amount. Contact Thorgran Ireheart (Yemekar) with any offers"

"Vanderguan slaughters all and reforms..." says Thorgran under his breath.

You live in Vanderguan(Yes/No) : Yes

Your pvp skill between 0 and 10. : 10

Do you agree to pay  an entry fee of 30 minas?: Yes

Do you agree you will not use a hacked client: Maybe

Do you agree to not bring any weapons?(they will be provided): Yes

Do you agree you can make it and if you can't you will

contact the organizers at least 1 hour before it starts?: I always make it

3 minutes ago, Fizldank said:

I think they fell into the oceans of Aegis (Or whatever map it was) for a reason.

because mog liked to use them for evil

1 hour ago, Malgonious said:

Ser Hakon Ruric would smirk loudly, awaiting the day the heathens dare strike out past their borders.

"In a past life you were a kharajyr trying to rebel," reminds Thorgran Ireheart.

"Skippy was a fine King," remarks Thorgran.

"a lil agitated" Thorgran would note.

4 minutes ago, Pureimp10 said:

Britannus simply shrugs as he hears of the call to jihad.

 

"Makes no difference, they've been fighting with the dwarves since the start of the war."

[[Spot the dude who didn't read the post]]

Thorgran Ireheart would offer his aid to any Qalasheen man or woman who needs equipment in order to aid in the war effort. He also invites them all to the feast which will be held in 15 minutes at Kal'Akash!

8 hours ago, the 1 bow said:

"Orenz god da Ztowt'z morale zoh low idz literalleh zkrapin da planetz mantle." A Warlord would say, face palming, "Ztop triein tu perpetuate diz "weh dunt want tu flat lat" gimmick agh prezz latz zkah'n advantage. Agh if lat dunt have da advantage, ztop aktin like lat do. Jezuz Chrizt."

"Yeah, our moral is lower t'en t'e whole orcish population." says Thorgran

"He sides with the people who killed his company? Poor soul..." says Thorgran

Thorgran prepares the sheep for the long siege of Kal'Ordholm.

16 minutes ago, legoboy7984 said:

Agnar looks to Thorgran.

"Maybe we can 'ave a rematch?"

"Anehtoime, Agnar, HAR HAR HAR!" Thorgran chuckles.