dapurplesharpie

Hello,

I would really appreciate it if you didn't lie about being at my window. That is very offensive to me and I do not tolerate such lies. For anyone that would appear at my window would know I don't have blinds, and would also know I'd end up dragging them in to share a slice of ordered pizza before I let them stay outside to stare at me and make false comments on my hair.<...>