BegginLena

WANTED: KEBAB LOOKING CREATURE.

Name: Mogroka

Reward: 1,000 minas.

Last seen: Vekaro sewers.

Description:

Big fat kebab which has four legs and scaly skin like a drake, big red eyes.

Information:

Locked within the Vekaro sewers, presumed to be eating poor-folk who live in the sewers.

((I’ve spoken to an ET member about this, and we’ve agreed this will not be an event that is broadcasted, rather. Something which is more of a surprise. Simply head into the sewers, and if you’re lucky. The crocodile will appear.))

Mikhael smiles as the third week report comes in, "Da! many good"

[Drop any questions to my inbox and Ill address any concerns]

Mikhael would note that the "Red Tide" are more likely to get mugged by the Raevir nobles first.

"Make 'ush, lord-men 'ave made decision and am sure is fer bes' " says Ivan to Orlik.

[Was Mikhael Carrion who said daht :P]

"I am good enough candidate as any and I am sure he would be happier with Mikhael. The Young Crow will be warded by me, it is silly speak to say otherwise! I don't see how Roy will learn if he hates the men who sit above him. Why would he be taught by a lesser lord! surely he would not get the education he needs."

"Should not provoke the young crow Fyodor, is dangerous a thing"

Mikhael nods "Da, that will do"

"Pah, it was pathetic display of justice. You were not ordered to do this... it was but an sadistic trip to quench some childish ego of your own! Stop this, what is done is done."

"You make Carrion seem like little sissy babe, we are house to be feared, this man was traitor and you forget that we make take part in genocide just a few elven days ago!"

Mikhael Carrion mutters something about Carrion's and the way the send their regards as he sits on a nearby wall observing the flames engulf the now horrifically disfigured Elf.

Vekaro Financial Report

Week 1

Its been an interesting weekend in Vekaro concerning financial matters. This week we saw the implementation of the following things;

First Tax week,

That’s right Vekaro the first taxation cycle has been taken in, not one resident has been evicted for tax evasion so far. If you have any questions about how to pay your tax or when tax is collected follow this link;

http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/109988-a-guide-to-taxation-vekaro/

So far the collected taxes for Vekaro stand at 550 Mina.

This is how your money is being spent;

Total Income

550

Expenses

-250 Building materials

-300 Builders Pay

Profit

0

A firm warning going out to this weeks tax evaders,

Cabadath (Ze_Surgeon)

Alphrix (Alphrix)

Weis (lastdash)

Avgoslav (Jojoma11)

If you don't pay your taxes for this week, and the previous week you will be evicted, and your items will be seized by House Carrion.

Lord Mikhael Carrion, Steward of Vekaro

Mikhael runs about the gambling hall throwing House Carrion's treasury all over the room.

WooHoo! Rabids back!

For those who will be buying houses in the great city of Vekaro in the near future.

Vekaro House Rules

1) No existing structure may be edited on the exterior.

2) Interior can be changed to your liking.

3) NO basements, unless you speak with either Maer or Steward,

who will then come up with a reasonable price for a decent sized basement.

Vekaro Taxation Rules

1) Be sure to buy the amount of taxation papers required

(two for a house, four for a shop)

2) Pay your taxes on time! This is vital! unexcused absences may result in you losing your house!

You are given two warnings, if you do not pay your tax one week, you receive a warning, forget to pay it on the second week and… well, you get evicted, and your items are seized by House Carrion.

3) Be sure to put your taxation papers into the donation chest outside of your house!

Do not hand them to players, don’t put them into your personal chest, always remember that the only way we know you’ve paid your taxes, is whether or not you’ve placed them inside of your taxation chest.

To make purchase speak to the Maer or Steward

Mikhael Carrion, Crows-Steward of Vekaro

Orlik finishes putting up posters around Vekaro and the surrounding lands.

People of Vekaro! Fredek's Flat Co have made purchase of the "Streltsy Boot" This will become main tavern of Fredek's Flat Co.

"Come along and share a drink with us at the Streltsy Boot in Vekaro!"

(( 7-9 EST has always been the best time, its when most battles take place I believe. ))

Mikhael's tinfoil hat falls from his head, the tinfoiling too intense this time.

MIkhael too rummages through old tomes and books and discovers an old war song written in times of the Adunian conflict.

I, wait so long in the snow
For one little piece of bread

And I have been drunk since I was born

And I keep Adunians in a cage
I'm poor
I sold my child for a sip of vodka
My wife is named Svetlana Borshtynskovskiska
At my huge castle, we tried to send a mace-catcher up into the sky
 

Mikhael quickly gets to planning the new settlement, the original designs not being of his hand. "Da, this will look many pretty when finished"

 

EW

 

(( Someone get me a GM, I have been cyber bullied by Oren ))

(( This is a really bad time, you have GMT players too to consider )) 

Mikhael slowly empties his pipe into the Kvaz river, the Streltsy running past into the keep. "Ah! a Duma, finally I can have my propositions put forward"

Mikhael frowns at the notion, "Bah! Roy needs a steward"

Lotha pins a note to the poster. 

 

"Are short, dark elven girls allowed?"

Orlik makes changed to the posters that state that they in fact are, but whether they would want to would be debatable.

Fredek’s Flat Tavern

Music Theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMXwluMcGrg

Fire light flickers and illuminates a small crowded room in the center of Kvaz, Streltsy of the Raevir pour over the bar grabbing and sloshing tankards of House Carrions signature drink, Carrion Black. The walls lined with many patriotic posters, “Carry on Carrion” “Are you in the Levy?” Orlik of Old and Tibor-Strelt stand behind the bar ensuring that the peasantry of Ruska can forget their troubles and hardships for this night at least. This was Fredek’s Flat Tavern, a watering hole ran by one of Ruska’s most renown tavern keep and his trusted apprentice. A rough Strelt inn where a man will often leave with a few scars to tell the tale of the nights events. Orlik mutters several things to himself as he hands out the black bubbling liquid to farmers, blacksmiths, fishermen and other Raevir peasantry, suddenly a fight erupts as two Urks clash at the door and the Inn is sent into a state of chaos.  Flyers lay calmly in a pile awaiting distribution, quickly written by the apprentice boy himself, in their hastily finished form the flyers read:
 

welcme ! friend !

we strive to serveyou in the best way possible !

we have one drink which is the best drink !

carrion black trademark !

our tavern is high class !

our floors are dirty, our drinks dirtier !

*Under this is a picture of Orlik spitting in tankard*

come to fredek’s flat ! get sloppy !

(( Just a little OOC note, we try to idle behind the bar as much as possible so there is a good chance someone will be there to serve you ))

This is a really good idea. If two nations actually want to have a war it would be more fun this way. And because its a consensual war nobody will get mad.