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  1. Rodrick sticks his hand infront of Publisu's face.

    "I am not Blackfist, do not associate me with them. I am OF THE SOUTH. I am the historian of the south. I have a group of about five men and me and my men will demolish your existence. Oren will be reduced to the weak nation you used to be BY THE HAND OF THE SOUTH. EVERYBODY, FECK ORENS PENTHOUSES! EVERYBODY GO SOUTH! I WENT SOUTH! COME SOUTH! Hand in hand we go south together, and together we go south. To the south. "

    Dagr would chortle quite amusingly, saying in response to this, "It'd appear your goal of goin' south has been fulfilled! Well, if it's in regards to your plans... Going south? Plans... Get it...? In other words, you are failing at what you're trying to accomplish, and that's trying to start some form of resistance to Oren even though you're simply feeding them reasons! Yes! And by reasons, I mean reasons to crush you beneath a bunyun-cursed, wart riddened toe! Oh, how I woe at the people who do not understand that history truly repeats itself!" The young Vanir would them demand the young dark-haired girl to add vinegar to his oysters, clams, and cuckles.
  2. Dagr would chuckle to himself, enjoying the nice sport of fishing up in the harsh climate of the north. "Dwarves... HA! I don't think they realize Oren doesn't have to lift their foot that high to kick their arse... And I mean this both literally and metaphorically! Hell, I think they'll make nice bait, the worms I use seem to be smarter..." Dagr would feel a small tug at the end of his line, pulling in response. "I think I caught a sea stout..."

  3. Dagr Vanir would bring his hand about his scruffy beard, confused. "The hell is this supposed to be? Is this some guard force or some army that will be sworn to Oren? What house will lead this group and what responsible individual? So many questions brought to me by a single poster, oh my..." Dagr would squint loudly into the fire, sweating ferociously by the mind boggling questions!

  4. At the top of a hill, Dagr Vanir enjoys the sun while his feet are propped up on some form of object. His delightful sun bathing is interrupted as a sheet of paper flies past his face, giving him a gnarly paper cut at the bridge of his nose! As he grumbles, he would grab at the paper and read it in a grumpy manner. Dagr simply sighs, quite enjoying the taste of the slice of citrus lime floating within his glass of fresh water. Dagr would reach for a pen and a small piece of paper, moving to write in neat handwriting: "This is not a 'new guild'. Plenty of people have tried to reach this so called 'peace' but I'd hate to say... It is to never happen. If you want a peaceful life, go down south and enjoy a nice stay at Salvus. It doesn't seem so bad down there. You're only making yourself a target for those frisky bandits!" After he is finished with his note, he'd move to lift his feet from the object he had it propped on, revealing that it is the skull of a De Bolbec! Dagr would stuff the note into the temple of the skull and move to roll the nasty foot propping device downhill like a crude bowling ball.

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