KeatonUnbeaten

9 hours ago, Nooblius said:

As a proud Roleplay and Real life racist,

bwuh?

the old days of 24/7 warzones, limitless raids, and rewarding pvp are gone. buried by the rp-only elitists, poor (whether by incompetent coding or just successive rule changes) mechanics and systems, and win-hungry clickers. 

it aint LOTC pvp without Loads Of Twats Complaining.

"Anothah great victoreh," states Kadrac Frostbeard gleefully.

Kadrac Frostbeard admires his first diplomatic coup, noting to Garedyn: “Oi ‘ave that diplomatec rezz, yer Royal Majesty.”

Promptly, a creased letter is delivered unto the Haensetian palace - written in the cheapest ink and on the rattiest parchment, both no doubt immediately apparent to the sophisticated appraisal of any courtier, official or royal - declaring in a most crude hand:

"To 'His Excellency Fabian d'Arkent-Kortrevich',

I am Aedric Saxe. I can ride horses good. I have done my whole life. I can teach. I can sword-fight. I am a man of many profishiensees skills. I ask for a humble daily wage. Please contempleate my offer.

To 'His Excellency Fabian d'Arkent-Kortrevich' and the most illustreeus court of Hanseti-Ruska,

From Aedric Saxe."

On 7/30/2023 at 11:51 PM, Borin said:

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And thus the two sides sit on the forums fighting over public opinion as to who truly won the latest inconsequential skirmish that will be forgotten about within a day - get a warclaim already, if you really want to fight literally just agree on different warclaim rules without the cost or whatever

 

 

it used to be

log on, warzone from dusk until dawn, log off, repeat

now its

1 hour ago, sergisala said:

to start a massive production of weapons, armors and other types of war material

“It’s going to have to be a pretty massive effort if they want to out-produce their losses,” Keaton would remark, in disbelief at ISA wastefulness.

”Good, good, the Orenians could use a morale boost. It’ll make them funner to fight against if they’re not all crying and whining,” Keaton would remark amusedly.

‘Orenia!’

Composed by Keaton II Errmark

Orenia! Orenia!

The greatest of countries!

Where, at the sight of enemies,

We wince and knock our knees!

Orenia! Orenia! Land of brave and free,

Unless they don’t outnumber you,

At least ten to three!

Orenia, I did once sight you,

On the lake’s vast shore!

Your terracotta, glass and steel

Were really quite the bore.

Your architecture? Stifling!

Your decorations? A drag!

At least you have great toilet paper

With your soft-silk purple flag!

CHORUS: Orenia! Orenia!

The greatest of countries!

Where, at the sight of enemies,

We wince and knock our knees!

Orenia! Orenia! Land of brave and free,

Unless they don’t outnumber you,

At least ten to three!

I once did have the pleasure,

To meet His Majesty!

Weak and weedy and gangly,

And barely five foot three!

I won't mention his Barons

Dukes, Princes, ‘cause see

Amongst all the pompous pricks in Oren

I could barely make out three!

CHORUS: Orenia! Orenia!

The greatest of countries!

Where, at the sight of enemies,

We wince and knock our knees!

Orenia! Orenia! Land of brave and free,

Unless they don’t outnumber you,

At least ten to three!

And now the Orenians declare their war,

And say they will bring order,

They’ll have some trouble taking Sutica

‘Cause they haven’t even left their border!

Soon as they saw our alliance,

Our many bravest men,

They turned and cried (and plenty died!)

And they went routing back home again!

CHORUS x2: Orenia! Orenia!

The greatest of countries!

Where, at the sight of enemies,

We wince and knock our knees!

Orenia! Orenia! Land of brave and free,

Unless they don’t outnumber you,

By atleast thirty!

Orenia! Orenia!

The greatest of countries!

Where, at the sight of enemies,

We wince and knock our knees!

Orenia! Orenia! Land of brave and free,

Unless they don’t outnumber you,

By atleast fifty!

damn, a terrorist organisation? is macface behind this?

Haense: capital of culture

The pros of a volunteer staff team... they arent inclined to give a ****

+1 for the defense of intellectual freedoms!

“Anyone who must be told how to vote does not deserve a vote. However, Orenian elections would be very simple and shallow if only five people had the vote, so carry on,” Keaton would remark.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Crater

all i can think of

Keaton would remember the Scyfling raid, and the time he saved Lauritz. “Got my backing, that’s for sure.”

*enthralled*

Keaton Errmark is deeply confused, but also deeply inebriated. “This alcohol is quite good.”

i am keaton and i approve this message!

-keaton errmark

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Keaton would make preparations to attend the coronation.