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KeatonUnbeaten

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About KeatonUnbeaten

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    "someone in this channel is not gay and its not me"
  • Birthday 06/23/2003

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    Keaton I Errmark
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    Human

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  1. “It’s going to have to be a pretty massive effort if they want to out-produce their losses,” Keaton would remark, in disbelief at ISA wastefulness.
  2. ”Good, good, the Orenians could use a morale boost. It’ll make them funner to fight against if they’re not all crying and whining,” Keaton would remark amusedly.
  3. Xarkly distinguishes himself as the best staff member yet again? This looks metal
  4. ‘Orenia!’ Composed by Keaton II Errmark Orenia! Orenia! The greatest of countries! Where, at the sight of enemies, We wince and knock our knees! Orenia! Orenia! Land of brave and free, Unless they don’t outnumber you, At least ten to three! Orenia, I did once sight you, On the lake’s vast shore! Your terracotta, glass and steel Were really quite the bore. Your architecture? Stifling! Your decorations? A drag! At least you have great toilet paper With your soft-silk purple flag! CHORUS: Orenia! Orenia! The greatest of countries! Where, at the sight of enemies, We wince and knock our knees! Orenia! Orenia! Land of brave and free, Unless they don’t outnumber you, At least ten to three! I once did have the pleasure, To meet His Majesty! Weak and weedy and gangly, And barely five foot three! I won't mention his Barons Dukes, Princes, ‘cause see Amongst all the pompous pricks in Oren I could barely make out three! CHORUS: Orenia! Orenia! The greatest of countries! Where, at the sight of enemies, We wince and knock our knees! Orenia! Orenia! Land of brave and free, Unless they don’t outnumber you, At least ten to three! And now the Orenians declare their war, And say they will bring order, They’ll have some trouble taking Sutica ‘Cause they haven’t even left their border! Soon as they saw our alliance, Our many bravest men, They turned and cried (and plenty died!) And they went routing back home again! CHORUS x2: Orenia! Orenia! The greatest of countries! Where, at the sight of enemies, We wince and knock our knees! Orenia! Orenia! Land of brave and free, Unless they don’t outnumber you, By atleast thirty! Orenia! Orenia! The greatest of countries! Where, at the sight of enemies, We wince and knock our knees! Orenia! Orenia! Land of brave and free, Unless they don’t outnumber you, By atleast fifty!
  5. Letssss... get ready... to RUMBLE!

  6. damn, a terrorist organisation? is macface behind this?
  7. The pros of a volunteer staff team... they arent inclined to give a **** +1 for the defense of intellectual freedoms!
  8. “Anyone who must be told how to vote does not deserve a vote. However, Orenian elections would be very simple and shallow if only five people had the vote, so carry on,” Keaton would remark.
  9. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Crater all i can think of
  10. Keaton would remember the Scyfling raid, and the time he saved Lauritz. “Got my backing, that’s for sure.”
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