Kaakkoooo

Lots of negativity here,I’ll join you man!

A thesis on WAAGH by da graet green prohpet Urzagg Mi peep tat mani Orks nub kommit WAAAGH,tey nub knuw huw tu do battl! Mi nub appruv uv thiz mi tink tat if orkz ar nub klompin tey r nub livin! Mi azk thiz tu al orkz whu nub klomp nub flatz pinkehs n’ twiggiez wat iz lat doin? Krug graetest ork uv uz al klomp n’ flatted everi day uv hiz lif! Nub a day gu bi wer Krug nub klomp,tat iz a real ORK! Orkz we muzt gu bak tu uor rootz! We muz klomp,we muz flatz everi day fur if wi nub du tiz we dizhunor ancestaz! Krug wil peep uz in zhame,hi wil nub blezz uz lik he haz mi wit da powa tu WAAAGH! Mi haz mad tiz graet flowchar uv WAAAGH zo latz knuw huw tu bi hunorable! Huw tu du WAAGH an wat latz beh doin wrung! Uz tiz wizly bruddaz it wil help latz knuw wat yu be doin wrung an huw tu korrect latz zelf! Mi wizh lat bruddaz gud luk,mey Krug beh wit lat an teh zpritiz!