A notice is posted around various cities, spread at the speed of donkey.
HELLO READER!
ARE YOU IN NEED OF A MOUNT?
IF SO, COME ON DOWN TO VALEIN'TEHRAL'S ASS REPOSITORY
I HAVE ALL SORTS OF DONKEYS SIZED RIGHT FOR YOUR ASS!
PRICES START AT 600 MINAS FOR A 14 METER/SECOND DONKEY
PRICE INCREASE BY 200 FOR EACH 1 METER/SECOND ABOVE 14
JUMP HEIGHT BELOW 2.1 DECREASES PRICE BY 100
SPEED ROUNDS UP
AVAILABLE ASSES AWAIT!
INQUIRE WITH VALEIN'TEHRAL FOR AVAILABLE ASS!
(TASTY_CHEESECAKE)
BONUS ROUND: BARGAIN ASS!
CHEAP ASS 12 METER/SECOND ASS!
300 MINAS FOR NEXT WEEK ONLY
ACT FAST!
TOP ASS OF THE DAY
-NONE FOR NOW-
DISCLAIMER: NO HORSES HERE
HORSES THERE
sorry got the price formula wrong for that
serious post pls dont delete