I, Garedyn The Green, High Prophet of The Brathmordakin, High Chief of Hefrumm, Grand Steward of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, at this moment testify that:
Exactly one stone month ago, The Arch-Duchess of Petra Renilde something-or-other, flirted with Sigrun Ireheart, at a meeting between our two kingdoms, with many other members of the Grand Council being witnesses there. As I am unfamiliar with the ways of “humans” I simply thought this was a strange noble custom, one I’m sure the honourable Sigrun Ireheart was merely playing along with out of politeness. But now I realise what it really was, salacious flirtation!
Overall, this is pretty funny. Never change humans!
Sincerely, Garedyn The Green.
*A silly face is drawn here*