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“Squirtle Squirt, Squirt Squirt Squirtle” - Some cool swimmer c1940s ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ Presented by Captain Jan ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ Jan's swim lessons offer expert guidance from an experienced mustached man, a personalized approach to learning not to drown, a somewhat friendly and supportive group of fellow peasants, affordability(it’s free!), and the chance to learn a valuable life skill! Jan is not only a skilled and mustached swimmer but also a somewhat experienced instructor. Long voyages across the sea have taught him how not to drown! His lessons are structured to help you learn efficiently and safely. Jan understands that not everyone is smart and strong like him, so personalized sessions can be made!! He tailors his lessons to suit your abilities and goals, ensuring you get the most out of each session. Jan creates a welcoming and supportive atmosphere, quite the man he is. Whether you're a beginner or looking to refine your technique, you'll feel comfortable and encouraged to join! No harassment or hazing here if you are inept or a failure of a human! Unlike those greedy imperialists, Jan wants everyone to swim! Be you poor or rich, Jan’s skills are open to all of Enswerp and the Apostolic Kingdom! Donations to help fund Jan’s hair transplant are appreciated! As we are mostly farmers and simple folk, Jan will try to make this yearly after the harvests and before the great rains! Looking forward to seeing less water fatalities in the future! The first swim lesson will be Thursday, March 14th at 2est! The swimming lessons will be hosted every 2 weeks! Join the Enswerp discord for the exact time and dates! Enswerp Discord Captain of the Brigade, Patriarch of Nowak, Handsome Mustache Man, Single
