Soloman Raven was just a normal rich lad living it up in the Kingdom of Haense. After growing up to his later teens, he flipped off his parents and ran away from home to find fortune and fame as an adventurer. As it turns out, knowing some fancy fencing skills doesn't make you a master of survival. After a year, he finally found a hot little quest in a town. Some chica got lost in the woods and someone needed to go find her. Thinking that this was a perfect opportunity to get a chunk of gold while also getting laid, Soloman ventured out into the woods to save this maiden. Well, the lady was already pre-dead by some douchebag bandits which captured Soloman and burnt his little rich city boy ass ablaze for the heck of it. Soloman however was the douchiest of all the bandits, and used his self confidence to hang onto life after the flames died down. He crawled his burnt ass back to town and was mocked and stoned. Begging and wandering around, Soloman ended up in Sutica in his mid thirties. Here, after wrastling a dead rat from some crows, his long term rivalry with the black bird began. In retaliation those damned crows poked out his eyes, causing him to go blind. Being a blind person for another decade or so, Soloman can hear better than normal people, because this is how human biology works, which gives him a somewhat awareness of like wall and stuff in front of him. Now he is a wandering drunk ******* who begs for a living.
"Shut the **** up, you swivlin' swirling swine! I demand that you point me to the nearest location of liquor drinking." Soloman waved his arms wildly around, feeling the man's face with his weird dried up fingers. During this wild grasping and frollicking, Soloman tried to reach into the man's pocket to swipe his wallet while his blindness distracted him.

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