Likes to make cheese out of cat fur. Uses a scythe to murder her prey. She grew up on a farm with a giant caterpillar until one day she was roaming the forest. She enjoyed to lick trees. They tasted wondeful! Just glorious! However, she met a man one day. He was tall and hairy. He was also very, very large. Fat. He only wore a pink g-string and fairy wings. Atop his head he wore a glamours crown. He walked up to her and told her his name. It was Caitlin. They became best friends until one day, Caitlin fell into a hole. She was too weak to pull him free because he was the weight of a thousand burning suns. He lay there, until he passed. He entered the next life and left her here on Earth. Years go by, she hasn't visited the hole where her friend left her. One day, she walks the forest. Alone. She passes the hole and remembers the fat fairy whom she'd befriended all those years ago. She looks into the hole and there lay bright pink fairy wings and an XXXXL G-string

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