Jump to content

ronin_champloo

Banned
  • Posts

    1022
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by ronin_champloo

  1. “The music of GOD is most beautiful, like a holy symphony of fire and iron” Carim would mutter. – Holding his BIBLE close to his heart, as he does. ”Look up and know you are justified in hope, for GOD is protecting us on this day!”

  2. “The Khaw of new awre weawk, awnd deeshonourawble.” Do’anir murmurs. – A frown apparent on his visage as he reads the public notice. ”To do the deeshonorawble awct of awttackeeng one that ees cawught off-guawrd.. and still loseeng, thees breengs Do’awneer notheeng but shawme.” He’d then return to smoking cactus green. – Hoping that one day he’ll be reborn as a Khajit instead.

  3. Andeosi would be drinking a small cup of Hot-Cocoa alone, as he reads the news.. his countenance soon dropping to dismay ”Here’s to you.. Mikhail. He’d softly murmur, finishing his drink as his trademark smile would be wiped away – Revealing a solemn frown.

  4. Name: Tharggus (Tharggus)

    Age: Runic

    Gender: Urguan

    Race: Small, but not too small.

    Notes: “I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath underwater for 10 hours. To settle a wager, I once ate pure steel and ran a mile in the nude, and I can see two miles without any lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a ‘Ker, A Dark Elf and a Rare Black Elf. I have no written will or formal legacy, I’ll never die.”

     

    [!] The following.. self portrait is attached on the bird’s left leg.

    image.png.1d2d4dcdadc4ecc7c39c12542fb8a741.png

  5. Name: Leilatha Devione (KiwiiFruit)

    Age: ???

    Gender: Black and Ready to Mingle.

    Race: Black Elf

    Notes: “Local Egirl.. looking for her Eboy. Must be at least 9’ 6” tall or you don’t get my elven poon, though I’m probably bigger than you. ? If you get with me, you’re getting your ass beat for I beat your meat. I have ZERO tolerance for Incels.”

     

    [!] The following.. self portrait is attached on the bird’s left leg.

    B8Bqb5UtPmOeteAgamuhexucF8KQED03ypafOcdS8BA1Pdi9jcYL6UgIFpvtS0ec66l4CBqe5FbG4wX0rAwDRfato8Z91L4N8BRb.png

  6. Name: Xavis Blackwood (MeteorDragon9000)

    Age: 147

    Gender: Flesh Bud

    Race: Male?

    Notes: “I’m a huge testosterone filled beast (3’ 2”) looking to find a strong Flesh Budded lady for a cheeky one night stand.. near the voidal pit. I eat more ***** (Of any kind, Mind you) than a Olog let loose in a human nation, and my IQ is 77, I don’t mess around with nerds because I’m just so buff. It’s so big and long that I had to learn magic just to restrain it, I call it the Bruiser Cruiser. I would never play with myself.. as that is a grave sin and is infact  a homosexual action and I would never do that, HONEST. I can lift more than the weight of your noble steed and your fat ex-boyfriend... Keep that in mind.

     

    [!] The following.. self portrait is attached on the bird’s left leg.

    image.png.7758eb52b165650eb75d0a1848ad5b46.png

  7. Name: Aesilnoth The Virgin.. though you can change that ? (ABruhhmoment)

    Age: 142

    Gender: Incel

    Race: Snow Elf

    Notes: “Greetings. My name is Aesilnoth Tundrak, The Grand Marshall of Fenn. I wish to find a wench, capable of taking my infertile seed. I am nearing my 142nd year.. but don’t let that fool you. The fire of my youth still burns proudly within my heart.. I still have some stamina left in me. Fly fast and quick, Bird... I fear that I may die a virgin at this rate.”

     

    [!] The following.. self portrait is attached on the bird’s left leg.

    EHjSJJ5aQBcAAAAASUVORK5CYII.png

×
×
  • Create New...