Lickspittle

Caelan de Joannes had already partook in a skirmish, and had captured the Rustler's leader. "An easy feat for victory- the mercenaries will get their mina's worth, that's sure. May Godan decide the victors," noted Caelan.

God bless him <33

RIP.

"I hate slavers! Slavery is horrible!" comments Caelan de Joannes.

Wow this is really great lore! I can't wait to use this to cause the first LOTC mass you know what (tw: guns)!

On 7/28/2021 at 12:34 PM, AnonymousAlexa said:

“War is on the horizon,” a certain mercenary remarked from her bedridden state. “The Rustlers are prepared to defend the good men of Elysium,” she promptly affirmed, before suffering a coughing fit. 

"This didn't age well, now did it?" pondered Caelan de Joannes to himself. "Not well at all."

Caelan de Joannes prepares to take Sla- Some wins, from the Orcs! "I can't wait to join the fight- OORAH!"

"I am innocent!" declared a certain de Joannes who will not be named. "Swords are sharp!"

[!] A letter would be penned to multiple recipients, and was clearly written quickly and roughly.

It is not a question of where the Rosemoor auction was held: the answer would be simple. I allowed the army to march into Sedan, and thus the keep, and did nothing to stop it. This is true- and will be corroborated by all witnesses you can call. I expect all guilt, should any truly lie on Sedan, to not lie on the state but on me Caelan, simply the man in charge of the keep in Prince Leopold’s absence. 

The question that I wish to attest my story; was it done in malice, or simply in an attempt to save myself, and the lives of many other innocents from a large rally, even if it meant others would be fine. Because truly- how may I be expected, by myself, the Queen-Mother and a handful of Sedanian soldiers, be expected to defend my small keep, without a sort of defense gate, against an army that the largest Empire couldn’t stop?

• To the Holy Orenian Empire: I shall submit myself to your judgement, if I am able to after being trialed, should I be, by Urguan, under the following terms: 3 jurymen, not in the ISA, MOJ, or any government institution, and a majority vote in order to convict me guilty of any crimes you wish to levy upon me. I wished to rectify relations between Sedan and Oren myself, but it is clear that this event will prevent such from happening until I am either crucified for my alleged crimes, or cleared of them. My actions are not Sedans actions, and I wish not for my family and people to be adversely affected.
• To the Kingdom of Haense: I have already returned your people to your heartlands. Your people have returned unharmed, and their freedom was ensured by my actions. Should you wish to press charges upon me, you may, after being trialed by Urguan and Oren, should I be alive to come; but I believe I went above what was expected of me in order to rectify the situation. I will reiterate how I had no choice in the matter of where the slaves were sold; alas, if you presume I could have, or should have fought harder, you may.
• To the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, the liege of Sedan: I have broken your laws and angered your chancellory. I will submit to you first, as my rightful liege lords, should you wish to continue your Chancellor’s threats to trial me- threats which I do not believe to be idle.

You may wish to crucify me, but even in death I shall believe my innocence. God shall grant me remission from my sins, if the world will not.

-Caelan

Caelan would have his eyes widen. He was truly scared. They'd marched up, swords drawn- he knew what they wanted. He had no choice- he let them in. "Don't break anything, please!" the poor Sedanian would plead mercy, as chaos ensued in the keep. "This isn't... good!"

Caelan de Joannes readies to tilt. Whether that was get angry, or to joust- that was to be determined. "I do, do dearly hope my performance is up to par. I am, sadly, no longer in my youth."

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Hows it like having an inspirational career with new players? (You were the second person I ever met on LOTC, and it was prior to you being on CT!)

"And It was very fun!" remininced Caelan upon killing Orcs last saint's day. "Suprised they didn't put up a fight. I thought orcs were supposed to be good at the 'Skygod PVP default'!" he'd shrug, as he returned to eating hardtack and studying his ABC's. "Say, isn't my 40th birthday coming up?"

Caelan de Joannes celebrates from Sedan having sniped the Rex-Regent, along side some other Orcish fiends! "Huzzah for this victory! Many more to come, hm?" He wondered if the shot was fatal for the rex- presuming it was.

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"This bills makes it official!" exclaimed a Caelan de Joannes in absolute horror at the state of the Haense grammaticus.
"These bills make it official!"

"This bill makes it official!"
"Alas, this, that- what difference does it make!"

This is very cool +1

"And stay that way!" yelled a drunk Ionian from the seven skies.

Greggley would nod. "How ingenious! I can't wait to be taught these." he'd grin, before setting down a satchel full of gear. "I wish I was as smart as my fellow ferrymen!"

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This is great feedback that provides solutions. Hopefully it is implemented!

Username: Lickspittle
Persona Name: Caelan de Joannes

Nation of Origin: Sedan
 

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PRIDE SKIN FOR EVERYONE <3

"Oh shoot, I should get OranSafe™ certified before I start my next Orenian venture!" comments famed chef and culinary safety manager Caelan de Joannes.

"Wow-ee!" Remarks Caelan de Joannes as he had his literate compadre read the missive to him. "Shiver me timbers, blue bandanners! I'll sure make sure to steer clear of them!" he remarked, scared, as he did not want to die to the epic swordsmanship prowess of the Blue Bandanners.