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50 minutes ago, Nozgoth said:

drug dealers

Jesse we need to cook.

suffer

Port-County of Dúnkeld 

On the 12 of The Amber Cold, 775 S.R

Proposed by: Port-Sovereign Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

If a Sorvian is forced to commit a crime under the order of their Creator, they are to be absolved of the crime, with the punishment levied on their Creator.

The right to vote and autonomy is also further explicitly guaranteed to Sorvians, giving them full rights. Any Creator living in Dúnkeld who holds their Sorvians against their will or prevents them from having freedom shall be charged as a Slaver. 

• Leoni Chevalier, MP 🜹 Yes

• Wisteria Adeline Pinemaw, MP 🜹 Yes

• Moss Mawce Kervallen, MP 🜹 Yes

Signed by,

Sovereign of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

Unlanded Countess of Old Pinemaw, The Silver Quill, 

Laird in the Kingswood, Defender of the Rozanian Realm, Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

Inspector of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

The Favorite Sorvian of Lurin, Bestfriend of Ellie Pinemaw,

Most Spoiled Construct in Aevos, Kleptomaniac, Holder of Deranged Ideas,

First Ever Sorvian Mage, Claimer of Free Land,

Best Lawyer in the Business, Moss Mawce Kervallen

Port-County of Dúnkeld 

On the 12 of The Amber Cold, 775 S.R

Proposed by: Port-Sovereign Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

To ensure that all Acalonn that are citizens of the Port-County of Dúnkeld are to have equal and free rights, to not be discriminated against. And to promise to offer safe haven and protection to any Acalonn that can prove to not be affiliated with the Dark, as any other being would be offered. 

• Leoni Chevalier, MP 🜹 Yes

• Wisteria Adeline Pinemaw, MP 🜹 Yes

• Moss Mawce Kervallen, MP 🜹 Yes

Signed by,

Sovereign of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

Unlanded Countess of Old Pinemaw, The Silver Quill, 

Laird in the Kingswood, Defender of the Rozanian Realm, Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

Inspector of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

The Favorite Sorvian of Lurin, Bestfriend of Ellie Pinemaw,

Most Spoiled Construct in Aevos, Kleptomaniac, Holder of Deranged Ideas,

First Ever Sorvian Mage, Claimer of Free Land,

Best Lawyer in the Business, Moss Mawce Kervallen

Port-County of Dúnkeld 

On the 10th of The Grand Harvest, 775 S.R

With the completion of the two year term of Parliament in the Port-County of Dúnkeld, it has been ordered that registration for candidates shall be done for another term of two years. If more than three candidates register, then an election shall be held for which candidates shall take the three places.

Registration

Name:

Age:

Are you an inhabitant of Dúnkeld (or plan to be):

Signed by,

Sovereign of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

Unlanded Countess of Old Pinemaw, The Silver Quill, 

Laird in the Kingswood, Defender of the Rozanian Realm, Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

Inspector of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

The Favorite Sorvian of Lurin, Bestfriend of Ellie Pinemaw,

Most Spoiled Construct in Aevos, Kleptomaniac, Holder of Deranged Ideas,

First Ever Sorvian Mage, Claimer of Free Land,

Best Lawyer in the Business, Moss Mawce Kervallen

(OOC: Deadline to Register is 3 PM EST May 5th)

Why are we not doing this

On the 8th of the Sun’s Smile, 774 S.R

To grant Leoni Chevalier the title of ‘Dame of Acalonn’, granting them rights under the peerage of the Port-County of Dúnkeld, the right for their title to be hereditary and succeed to their heirs of their designation, and the right to rise a retinue under an Order for the defense of the Port-County and for the region of the Weefolk. In exchange for an oath of loyalty to the Dúnkeld Crown, and to the Shire and their allies as a whole.

• Lin, MP 🜹 Yes

• Wisteria Adeline Pinemaw, MP 🜹 Yes

• Moss Mawce Kervallen, MP 🜹 Yes

Signed by,

Sovereign of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

Unlanded Countess of Old Pinemaw, The Silver Quill, 

Laird in the Kingswood, Defender of the Rozanian Realm, Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

Inspector of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

The Favorite Sorvian of Lurin, Bestfriend of Ellie Pinemaw,

Most Spoiled Construct in Aevos, Kleptomaniac, Holder of Deranged Ideas,

First Ever Sorvian Mage, Claimer of Free Land,

Best Lawyer in the Business, Moss Mawce Kervallen

Dame of Acalonn, Leoni Chevalier

Port-County of Dúnkeld 

On the 6th of The Grand Harvest, 774 S.R

To prohibit the transportation, possession, manufacture, consumption, or sale of any liquid that is intended to induce intoxication within the Port-County of Dúnkeld. With exceptions being granted for denatured alcohol, Aqua Vitae, and for alcohol that is located in the Barony of Różaneczka.

• Lin, MP 🜹 Yes

• Wisteria Adeline Pinemaw, MP 🜹 Yes

• Moss Mawce Kervallen, MP 🜹 Yes

Signed by,

Sovereign of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

Unlanded Countess of Old Pinemaw, The Silver Quill, 

Laird in the Kingswood, Defender of the Rozanian Realm, Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

Inspector of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

The Favorite Sorvian of Lurin, Bestfriend of Ellie Pinemaw,

Most Spoiled Construct in Aevos, Kleptomaniac, Holder of Deranged Ideas,

First Ever Sorvian Mage, Claimer of Free Land,

Best Lawyer in the Business, Moss Mawce Kervallen

Port-County of Dúnkeld 

On the 3rd of The Grand Harvest, 774 S.R

To explicitly prohibit the making of puns or jokes regarding hands, or the absence of them within the Port-County of Dúnkeld.

• Lin, MP 🜹 Yes

• Wisteria Adeline Pinemaw, MP 🜹 Yes

• Moss Mawce Kervallen, MP 🜹 Yes

Signed by,

Sovereign of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

Unlanded Countess of Old Pinemaw, The Silver Quill, 

Laird in the Kingswood, Defender of the Rozanian Realm, Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

Inspector of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

The Favorite Sorvian of Lurin, Bestfriend of Ellie Pinemaw,

Most Spoiled Construct in Aevos, Kleptomaniac, Holder of Deranged Ideas,

First Ever Sorvian Mage, Claimer of Free Land,

Best Lawyer in the Business, Moss Mawce Kervallen

Port-County of Dúnkeld 

On the 10th of The First Seed, 773 S.R

With the completion of the two year term of Parliament in the Port-County of Dúnkeld, it has been ordered that registration for candidates shall be done for another term of two years. If more than three candidates register, then an election shall be held for which candidates shall take the three places.

Registration

Name:

Age:

Are you an inhabitant of Dúnkeld (or plan to be):

Signed by,

Sovereign of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

Unlanded Countess of Old Pinemaw, The Silver Quill, 

Laird in the Kingswood, Defender of the Rozanian Realm, Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

Inspector of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

The Favorite Sorvian of Lurin, Bestfriend of Ellie Pinemaw,

Most Spoiled Construct in Aevos, Kleptomaniac, Holder of Deranged Ideas,

First Ever Sorvian Mage, Claimer of Free Land,

Best Lawyer in the Business, Moss Mawce Kervallen

(OOC: Deadline to Register is 2 PM EST April 20th)

Port-County of Dúnkeld 

On the 8th of The First Seed, 773 S.R

To authorize the right for the Sovereign of the Port-County to form any contracts either within writing or in verbal conversation in regards to the distribution of lands and taxation under the control of the Charter of Dúnkeld to any individual or organization for the purpose of settling without prior consent from the Parliament, and the right to grant Dúnkeld citizenship to any individual without the prior consent of the Parliament. 

• Lin, MP 🜹 Yes

• Wisteria Adeline Pinemaw, MP 🜹 Yes

• Madelyn Noryth, MP 🜹 Yes

Signed by,

Sovereign of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

Unlanded Countess of Old Pinemaw, The Silver Quill, 

Laird in the Kingswood, Defender of the Rozanian Realm, Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

Inspector of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

The Favorite Sorvian of Lurin, Bestfriend of Ellie Pinemaw,

Most Spoiled Construct in Aevos, Kleptomaniac, Holder of Deranged Ideas,

First Ever Sorvian Mage, Claimer of Free Land,

Best Lawyer in the Business, Moss Mawce Kervallen

Port-County of Dúnkeld 

On the 8th of The First Seed, 773 S.R

To grant the Rozanian Language full legal recognition as an official language under the Port-County of Dúnkeld, and to authorize the printing or distribution of any texts written in the Rozanian Language in Dúnkeld.

• Lin, MP 🜹 Yes

• Wisteria Adeline Pinemaw, MP 🜹 Yes

• Madelyn Noryth, MP 🜹 Yes

Signed by,

Sovereign of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

Unlanded Countess of Old Pinemaw, The Silver Quill, 

Laird in the Kingswood, Defender of the Rozanian Realm, Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

Inspector of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

The Favorite Sorvian of Lurin, Bestfriend of Ellie Pinemaw,

Most Spoiled Construct in Aevos, Kleptomaniac, Holder of Deranged Ideas,

First Ever Sorvian Mage, Claimer of Free Land,

Best Lawyer in the Business, Moss Mawce Kervallen

Port-County of Dúnkeld 

On the 4th of the Grand Harvest, 772 S.R

To legalize the slaying of a registered Citizen of the Republic of Valenza with Dúnkeld territory only on the month of the Deep Cold, and exclusively using a piece of purple yarn that must be range from at maximum 10 feet and a minimum of 2 feet. Effective immediately upon the authorization of this Act. Does not automatically expire and must be manually repealed.

• Lin, MP 🜹 Yes

• Wisteria Adeline Pinemaw, MP 🜹 Abstain

• Madelyn Noryth, MP 🜹 Yes

Signed by,

Sovereign of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

Unlanded Countess of Old Pinemaw, The Silver Quill, 

Laird in the Kingswood, Defender of the Rozanian Realm, Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

Inspector of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

The Favorite Sorvian of Lurin, Bestfriend of Ellie Pinemaw,

Most Spoiled Construct in Aevos, Kleptomaniac, Holder of Deranged Ideas,

First Ever Sorvian Mage, Claimer of Free Land,

Best Lawyer in the Business, Moss Mawce Kervallen

On the 4th of the Amber Cold, 771 S.R

With more than three candidates registered, an election from inhabitants within the Port-County of Dúnkeld must occur, it will be decided by ranking all four candidates on a scale from 1-5, the top three to have the highest ratings will be elected towards the Temporary Parliament.

Candidates

Madelyn Noryth

Wisteria Adeline Pinemaw
Vauban Daesmon

Lin

Candidates may vote for themselves, but they should answer honestly.

Ballot

Name:

Are you an inhabitant of Dúnkeld:

Madelyn Noryth (1-5):

Wisteria Adeline Pinemaw (1-5):
Vauban Daesmon (1-5):

Lin (1-5):

Signed by,

Sovereign of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

Unlanded Countess of Old Pinemaw, The Silver Quill, Laird in the Kingswood,

Defender of the Rozanian Realm, Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

(OOC: Voting Deadline April 8th at 8 PM EST)

By Order of the 1st Sovereign of the Port County of Dúnkeld,

16th of the Sun's Smile 771 S.R

To better manage the well-being of the Port-County amidst a new expansion of territory, it has been decided that a structure should be established that will help maintain the region. A Parliament is ordered to be established that is comprised of citizens of the Port-County, for a temporary term of two years to give advice on what should be done. Up to three people may be selected by the people to serve in Parliament. 

The Shire Authority, the Sylvan Duchy of Brabant, and the Caravan of Roses will be invited to observe any sessions of Parliament if they so wish.

If more than three individuals register, an election will take place for who shall take the top three places.

Registration

Name:

Are you an inhabitant of Dúnkeld (or plan to be):

Signed,

Sovereign of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

Unlanded Countess of Old Pinemaw, The Silver Quill, Laird in the Kingswood,

Defender of the Rozanian Realm, Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

Inspector of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

The Favorite Sorvian of Lurin, Bestfriend of Ellie Pinemaw,

Most Spoiled Construct in Aevos, Kleptomaniac, Holder of Deranged Ideas,

First Ever Sorvian Mage, Claimer of Free Land,

Best Lawyer in the Business, Moss Mawce Kervallen

(OOC: Deadline to Register is 2 PM EST April 8th)

By Order of the 1st Sovereign of the Port County of Dúnkeld

11th of the Amber Cold, 1970 I.T

The Vampyre by the name of Renae, after being captured by members of a Paladin Chapter within the territory of the Port-County of Dúnkeld and being salt tested was handed over to the respective authorities within the Port-County. The individual was offered the choice between being cured via Alchemical means and suffering execution, and decided to pick keeping her vile affliction and face death.

The individual was pierced through the back of the head with a crossbow bolt, suffering instant and painless death, humanely. Their body was then burned to ash, and the remains of ash scattered along the fields within and near Dúnkeld.

The individual had purple-dyed hair at the time of their passing, with yellowish-olive colored eyes and pale skin. Their ears were of an elven shape, although it was hinted that they were a Hybrid between a Human and an Elf. 

The area of the Shire is safer now, more detailed information will be provided to the Shire Authority, the Sylvan Duchy of Brabant, the Republic of Valenza, or any other vassal or ally of the Shire Authority upon request. 

It is also possible, that the individual could have conspired as a potential Blackhand.

Signed,

Sovereign of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

Unlanded Countess of Old Pinemaw, The Silver Quill, Laird in the Kingswood,

Defender of the Rozanian Realm, Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

:3

@Cheesewheel_1

+1, Smokers of LOTC unite.

Left - House Pinemaw 

Right - Port-County of Dúnkeld 

By Order of the 1st Sovereign of the Port County of Dúnkeld

12th of the Grand Harvest, 1970 I.T

Information leading to the identity and potential capture of one or more individuals who sign their names with a imprint of their hand in black ink will be rewarded with a bounty of 250 Minae, or items of equal value. These individuals are responsible for laying the seeds for potential discord and conflict in the Shire and abroad. 

Victims of Blackhand signatures are highly recommended to present their letters to a proper authority in Dúnkeld, as they may provide clues to who the signatories identities may be.

Texts Sampled:

Hark, Pinemaw. What's the point in trying? You've been beaten to a low, you cling to moribund titles and swear fealty to lords and thains that are not of your own kind. You have betrayed your race of Malin, and why? What's the point in doing that? Does it make you feel happy?

You disgust me, genuinely. You are a rodent, and how I deal with rodents is to smash their windows, to break them down, to make them suffer and cry.

[!] A basic hand-drawn impression of the basic shape of a black-ink handprint, it is not a direct copy of an actual handprint, and thus cannot be discerned

Ah, so you've disinherited yourself from your own Barony, and given it to a spawn of Horen. Why? I've read in missives that you gave it to the spawn of the same people wishing you harm, and then that spawn was disinherited for even accepting your title.

Just similar to the Settlers of the Gardens to your North, and the Caravans roaming in your Southern holds, I wish you nothing but the worst. But what sets me apart from them, is that I have the actual capability to give you great harm. I've harmed your family, I've split them with my letters, and it feels good. 

YOU DESERVE TO DIE

[!] A basic hand-drawn impression of the basic shape of a black-ink handprint, it is not a direct copy of an actual handprint, and thus cannot be discerned

Signed,

Sovereign of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

Unlanded Countess of Old Pinemaw, The Silver Quill, Laird in the Kingswood,

Defender of the Rozanian Realm, Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

Inspector of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

The Favorite Sorvian of Lurin, Bestfriend of Ellie Pinemaw,

Most Spoiled Construct in Aevos, Kleptomaniac, Holder of Deranged Ideas,

First Ever Sorvian Mage, Claimer of Free Land,

Best Lawyer in the Business, Moss Mawce Kervallen

you are a nutcase adam

speak to me sometime again

8 minutes ago, TreeSmoothie said:

An old, rotting Knight dreams of razing Pinemaw to the ground - just as it had been before, she . . . thinks. Her memory wasn't the best. "Schtewpid ... pumpkin-person . . . rah," Viktoriya bumbled.

Written on the

13th of the Deep Cold

1968 FA

The current Sovereign of the Barony of Pinemark is to abdicate their control over the Barony, the control of the Barony shall be inherited and transferred to "Katja Stroheim Hope" when they reach of age in the beginning of 1969 FA. They shall serve as the second Sovereign of the Barony of Pinemark, and hold the title of Baroness when they are of age. All rights and agreements from the First Contract of Pinemark shall apply and will remain in effect. Long Live the Sylvan Duchy.

Signed,

From Modrinth Page:
What does Distant Horizons do?

Simply put, it add simplified terrain past Minecraft's default view distance to improve performance and allow for longer draw distances.

Now you can finally enjoy that lookout tower you built on top of a mountain!
 

Why do I want help? Well, frankly, Distant Horizons looks based, but unless you have all the chunks loaded in, it looks pretty disgusting. However, a image posted by SaviourMeme in the Lobby Discord three days ago peeked my interest.

@SaviourMeme, you have the file of Aevos for Distant Horizons, please, for the greater good of the Community, please give us that file. 

Where to find the Mod (Works for both Fabric and Forge):

https://modrinth.com/mod/distanthorizons

https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/distant-horizons (Screw CurseForge)

7 hours ago, Zonty said:

Elixir of Preservation [Open]

 

Recipe:

 

- Silence (x4)

- Purity (4x)

- Strength (2x)

- Separation (3x)

- Endurance (6x)

Actual criticism, why so expensive? For all it does is adding a tiny weak bit of fire and water resistance to paper-like materials this seems excessive. A Blasting Potion is actually cheaper than this. Also gives no actual instructions on how to make it, or a base. Is there no base? Do you just throw all of the signs together and pour it on paper? What happens here?