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    WuDz buBhoZh reZipeE buUUk.

    in Vailor Roleplay Archive

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    [!] Before you sits idle a large, larger than orthodox book, bound in leather with red lettering scrawled over its frontal exterior. You slowly open the book and glare at the blood-red wording of the initial recipe: 'Cacavuuk Roazt.' The olog whom the book belonged to was far too stupid to record his recipes himself, and instead had a goblin named Finkelkrantz inscribe the paper. To aid Wud in cooking, small pictures were intricately drawn next to each instruction! [!]

     

    WuD'z bUbhoZh reZipeE buUUk


    Cacavuuk Roazt

     

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    InGrEEdieNtz (Igredients)

    - Azh hed ub ah Fat-Kat. (The head of a Kha)

    - Azh bubhozh poht ub kaktuz gren. (A large vat of cactus green)

     

    - Azh unyun (An Onion)

     

    - Azh luhmp ub buttah. (A lump of butter)

     

    - Azh Karrut (A carrot)

     

    - Blud ub kat (Blood of a Kha)

     

    Mefud (Method)

    Firzt, remuub fur ub kat hed. (Remove the fur from the Kha's head).

     

    Nekzt, remuub peephaz ub kat. (Remove the eyes from the Kha's head)

     

    Nuw, kut unyun in dub, agh playz a half ihntu eech peepa zoket. (Slice the onion into two, and place a half into each eye socket).

     

    Cuuk buttah agh bluud togevah untyl buttah iz melt'ud. (Simmer the butter and blood together until the butter is melted).

     

    Rub dah mikzture ihntu dah zkin ub dah kha hed. (Rub the mixture into the skin of the kha head).

     

    Wedj Karrut butween teef ub kat, zidewaiz. (Wedge the carrot between the teeth of the kha horizontally).

     

    Pud kaktuz gren ihn poht agh fyll pot wiv watur. (Put the cactus green in a pot and fill it with water).

     

    Pud kat hed ihn zame pot. Den, put poht obah fiya. Cuuk uhntil hed am blak. (Put the head in the same pot and cook until black).

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Toad ihn dah huule "Juzt lyk momo uzed tu mayk."

     

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    InGreEdiEntZ (Ingredients)

    - Peppah (Pepper).

     

    - Zalt, oar hii-twiggi flezh. (Salt, or a hunk of high elf flesh).

     

    - Hayndful ub Toad Peephaz (A handful of toad eyes).

     

    - Bukket ub Flowah (Bucket of flour).

     

    - Udduh-ful ub Mylk (Udder-ful of milk).

     

    - Hayndful ub Eggz (Handful of eggs).

     

    Mefud (Method)

    - Mayk ah tipikal battah wiv dah eggz, flowah agh mylk bi mikzin dem tugetha (Make a typical batter with the eggs, flour and milk by mixing them together).

     

    -Tozz ihn dah Toad peephaz (Throw in the toad eyeballs).

     

    - Tozz ihn ah pindch ub zalt, oar hii-twiggi flezh. (Toss in a pinch of salt, or high elf flesh).

     

    -Ahdd dah peppah. (Add the pepper).

     

    -Bayk ihn oban until gulden bruwn, oar charr'd, huwebeh latz preferz. (Bake in an oven until golden brown, or charred, however you prefer).

     

     

    Buk

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    INgrEEdiaNtZ (Ingredients).

    - Flowah (Flour).

    - Mylk (Milk).

    - Zalt, oar meet ub frezhli rayd'd fat-katz. (Zalt, or the meat of a freshly raided kha).

     

    Mefud (Method)

    - Plunk flowah agh mylk ihntu buuuuuuuubhozh wuuden bukket. Lyk, ah zkahin' bubhozh azh. (Plonk the flour and milk into a big wooden vat).

    - Mikz w'iv latz feedt, mayk zure tu zkwazh id thruu latz tohz. (Mix with your feet, make sure to get it through your toes).

    - Bayk ihn obahn 'til darhk bruwn. (Bake in an oven until dark brown).

    - Playz eech loab ub Buk intu zun, agh wayt fur magotz agh muld tu lib ihn id. (Place each loaf of Buk into the open and wait for maggots and mold to grow, and inhabit the bread).

     

    Zerv wiv urukizh grog.

     

    Tohnayul Zuup

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    Fi'Ceru, home of the handless.

    in Vailor Roleplay Archive

    Posted

    "WuUuuUD! WuuUuuD! WuUUud WaN FinGaHZ! FingAh ztuW! WuuUd mAyYK! Yub, YUUUUB!" Could be heard as the twelve-foot monstrosity of hulking sandy-red flesh waddled, at a surprising pace, around the campfire. A hankering glare remained glued on Kharak as he shuffled around the raging bonfire, "FinGaH!"

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    Re-emergence

    in Vailor Roleplay Archive

    Posted

    Wud glared up at his Myrzym, 'Twiggikruncha,' who was noisily feasting upon his infamous gruel. "GrUuUuUuuuL," He roared, abruptly snatching the bowl from his Myrzym, downing the remainder of what filled the crude, wooden feat of orcish craftsmanship!

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    Req

    in Vailor OOC Archive

    Posted

    To have an item renamed, you need to speak to someone with Bedrock VIP and higher, they are the only people who can actually rename items, EXCLUDING GM's and the likes.

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    Operation; "Skah Fi'Cenru"

    in Vailor Roleplay Archive

    Posted

    14 minutes ago, ShameJax said:

    ((A few issues with this post.

    As far as I'm aware this is a non existant character.

    He wouldn't know.

    And no there is no 'toxic vapor'

     

    Onto the general post, which also has issues with it.

    This is salt water, we don't drink from it.

    It's literally attached to both sides of Vailor, so the 'toxins' would spread everywhere, including the Orcs.

     

    Actually, speak with the entire Baxle clan, Fizldank and Caelria, Finkelkrantz does exist, but I haven't played him in a while.

    And also, assuming the acid is something close to hydrochloric of a high molar, due to its properties, a vapour is produced from HCL when boiled which Is toxic and an irritable to the lungs. It would also take you much longer to reflux the mixture into its initial state, thus making it safe, due to most acids having a much higher boiling point than water.

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