Wild Thin Mint

why... why do i exist

what am I doing here? WHAT IS MY PURPOSE?!

why does the dirt taste like dirt? why does the grass taste like grass? Why does iron rust into red and not any other color like purple? why does my college have every brisk lemonade flavor but lemon?! why does my back hurt? What am I up at at 1:28 am Writing this?! 

All I want is to find a Minecraft server where i can grow and sell absurd amounts of bamboo! Why is that so difficult?