Brevias

I find this topic pathetic. A desperate plea to force Orc players to join the Uzg, and I think you'll find a very adverse effect. Do not oppress people's fun, let them do what they want. If they want to be a gentle-giant, so be it. If they want to be the scum of another civilization, so be it.

Done.

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. :P

Ogre/Troll for sure, if there's ever a fourth I'm betting on Hobgoblins.

> Somebody makes lore I have a negative opinion towards.

> UNFIT FOR POSITION.

:mellow:

Oh please, that text isn't even green.

The Gy'waka birds will never hunt the more dangerous humanoid creatures unless they are so desperate for food that there simply is no other choice, however they will happily kill and consume children that wouldn't usually pose a threat, on a daily basis.

Damn straight.

"Eurhurhur, skulz tu krak!"

[[i Vaguely Remember Mogroka destroying a crown at Pok's Corrination of Rex and stating that orcs do not use crowns. So... Whitewashes.]]

Meanwhile... Bungo Brandybuck was traveling the lands on his mighty mount, Porkers.

( Precisely. )

(( Crown? And the biggest whitewash award goes to Thore'Gorkil! ))

Most fun I had in a while, enjoyed making some crazy events for eager Holy-Warrior types.

Brevias looks across the city, squatting on the outer edge of the gates of Strigzgoi, he repeatedly cast his fishing line into the sand and reeling it back, each time expecting a different result. He sighs as he looks at the empty bucket at his feet and casts out again.

Shuu'Dru nub'n chompin...

As he shuffles through his pouch he retrieves a fistful of hallucinogenic cactus buttons that he had gathered the night before, without a second thought he stuffs them into his gaping maw.

Slinks forward from the stands, taking in the situation before speaking up.

Dragunz? Yub mi'ab huurd uv deze. Mi blah wiv "Xandraza" DragunGoth. Wud iz awl diz abaut Drake ag Dragun? Wud mi mizzin? Iv der am challung tu bi 'ad, bub'ozha tin tu flat, den mi am nub'n turn down challung. Blah tu mi Albai, mi dayr tu tread whuurz mi bruddahs nub'n. Mi'v laung peep'd fuh Drake tu flat, ag iv lat am willin tu truzt uld Shaman Nubflat-Nekrumancah, mi bi willin' tu alp.

I'm inactive, but Rex is Thore? I've just been busy lately with training.

I have yet to see an Uruk leave the sights of Haelun'or alive. With this, it is clear that High Elves are the best.

I've personally slain everyone I could find Haelun'Or at least twice. You Aryans can talk the talk, but certainly cannot walk the walk.

However, back in the day, us Undead where obviously superior to all who crawled around in Aegis.

I'd prefer that we have a old-school Aegis Colosseum in the center of our city, next to the Acropolis. In the Acropolis we should have a pantheon of sorts for the spirits ect.

I'm thinking we should reach back to our 1.0 roots, Roman/Latin origin with Egyptian and South American ties and brutish/desert lifestyles. Sandstone Greek/Romanesque structures and lots of bazaar-like areas for trading ect.

I cannot make it to ether times, so I'll set my own. All of those who I am currently teaching (Grool Zogtar) I will be willing to teach Saturday (tomorrow) at 3 PM CST, and on Sunday at 3 PM CST.

Any of you who wish to be taught by me, come as well. I shall have you klomp for the last two positions.

*Speaks up a second time.*

Diz blah am nub'ozh. Whueva gruk dat Uruk karr baut childrun uv Horen urg Urguan am bub'ozh, nub! Bruddahz wud latz am nubgrukkin iz dat dey am awl quickspawn pinkiez. Led da' toopid Sharaz, ag da' greedee Gazat flat eachudda, dey am buth da saym.

*Contemplates as the conversation continues, eventually he breaks his silence and leans forward in his chair.*

Bruddahz, vrum wud mi am peepin' deze Gazat am bub'ozh warrarz ag klompaz. Dey regain land vrum uz, diz mi kannub deny. Deze Tootanz am flattin mah bruddahz, ag dat am kauz fah flat. Wi flat da enemiez, ag awl whu ztand wif 'em. Iv Tootanz am nub'n forfeetud tu uz, den Oren am harburin' traiturz makin dem traitahz demzelf. Ag whu furget da' klompz wiv Alkhazar wi klomp, nub'ozh bluud b'tween uz Uruk ag Shara. Sik uv Shara muuvin nurth ag sluw speed, mi blah wi kut prublim at root.

*Shifts in his seat, clenching his left fist and barking out his next few words.*

Oi'd radda ztand wif hunrabal Gazat, dan trechuruz Shara dat am flattin der uwn kin un anneh pazzin. Mi gruk ed am tyme tu krak Shara skulz fa hona, Krug, ag Enrohk.

I send forth my three sons, Hobb, Gobb, and Bobb, to annihilate my foes.

(( Feel free to inbox me words of wisdom and I'll add them to the list at any time. ))

The sun beats down upon you as you gaze upon the daunting Hand of Krug. Along its ancient stone walls is an endless list of indecipherable runes and text carved into the stone itself. From time to time you may spot Brevias'Grokk decoding the words of the ancestors and carving them into stone obelisks around the base. As you look over the stone obelisks you see many quotes and proverbs.

"Fear and doubt are the products of your enemies, expel them from your mind body and soul." - Brevias'Grokk

"Rather to die with honor, than claim victory through dishonorable means." - Brevias'Grokk

"A god may lead a King, a King a Knight, a Knight a Man, a Man a cause, and one cause to destroy the world." - Boatman.

"Hold Clan above all else." - Unkown

"We Uruk are superior to quickspawn, let them wallow in their false sense of superiority. For when the time comes any one Uruk will slay multitudes of his foes. They have numbers and nothing else." - Unknown Warboss.

"When you drive a blade into a man's gut and twist it, looking into his eyes as he draws his last breath, you know this man better than his own bloody mother. In this moment, you know him better than his lovers, children, and his leaders. In this moment you know the enemy better than he knows himself." - Ned'Lud'Gorkil

"Law means nothing, if one is not strong enough to defend his own, he does not deserve." - Unknown

"Vadokan mat nalt. Baj bosnauk ax shof'ul." - Marg'thuk

"The dead die alone. Make a friend or join them."

Bub'ozh.

Don't worry Teebrown, just friendly banter. I've got the utmost respect for my foes. I can have the fort regioned off and set up an area for an open field battle as well. How would you guys feel about some kind of two/three stage battle for shits and giggles? Conquest or not, it's just a fragment of land I'm willing scapegoat.

I don't think you can conquest the entire massive region, by stepping into a worthless pile of rocks. You'd need to actually invade the land, first. Don't beat around the bush coward.

Let the shitstorm settle, I say.