Brevias

ITT : Whiners whining at whiners.

Urm, mi biddin' 9,500

*Hobb steps foward, waving his warhammer in a wild fashion*

Glazug momosakahin Votar! Lez kruzh sum gazat skallz, fu Enrohk!

*Hobb clears his throat, folding his arms and speaking aloud*

En playsh uv Breviuz, mi takun uvah iz posishun az iz bruddah ag ambazzadur ag Warbozz. Tuday mi travul tu Rozeuz, blah 'bout da war wif dem. Dey blah dat dey am gunna flat da gazat ag tuurn zoidz. Mi tinkin wi giv dem tikz, until aftah Alraz battul. Aftah diz me am guuna blah wif dem furthur awn such mattahz.

( There are no surprise attacks. The defenders should be able to call in allies too, wouldn't make sense otherwise. )

((does this mean we won the last battle and have the farm in our perms?))

No, you lost. Rescheduling changes nothing.

The orcs had agreed to donate the cottage to Dolly if we won. Should probably put that out there.

Mc Name: Brevias

Rp Name: High Shaman Brevias'lur

Skills: USUALLY - 100 Axes 100 Lumberjacking 75 Archery, CURRENTLY - 100 Mining 100 Blacksmithing 75 Swordsmanship.

Old Rank: High Shaman?

Battles/Wars you have partaken in: Was preoccupied in Aegis. The Slaughter of Solace, The Slaughter of Renatus, The butchering of those High Elven douchebags, The Battle of Das Boot, several raids on the dwarves, The butchering of those Kharajyr douchebags, War on Solace, War against the dwarves (all battles except Volvokem.)

Glazug momoskahin Votar! Uruk Powah!

Realism is cute and all, but I don't want anymore of it thank you. I think it's fine how it is.

9/10 Current Rex and renowned badass.

He's got a knack for keeping things organized and working fluently, +1.

Banned for being Newly Spawned.

*Looks over the note briefly* Damn shame.

I suppose this is worth a shot.

My name's Max Piersol. My father's Welsh/Norman and my mother's Cuban, I'm white as a ghost but still get that lame Cuban height debuff so I don't stand any taller than 5"3' at the moment. I'm only 16, soon to be 17 so I guess I've got room to grow. I'm attending Highschool, trying to get some type of job. In my spare time I'm usually doing something outside/active if I'm not on LotC, usually bike rides or weight training. I take Jiu-Jitsu and Iaido currently and plan to stick with it for a while. My life up to this point has been entirely uneventful living in Lincoln Nebraska, besides the corn.

All of my yes.

Why this man isn't an Admin yet I have no clue. He is a king, nay, a GOD among men. He has my undying and total support in his endeavors.

(( This whole threads just chock full o' butthurt. If the Orcs don't use it anymore ( considering the war on Salvus is over, if it isn't then the Subudai are in for a righteous asskicking), and the Vikings are all dead. That means nobody is there to inhabit the place. Meaning, Subudai are attacking Seventis land and the warclaim should be adjusted as such. If there is no prior knowledge of the actual conflict you're going to find an empty fort. I realize your personal crusade is against Guilds to clear them out ect, and I've heard this argument a thousand times. The problem is, there is no guild inhabiting this place to begin with. ))

I can tell you for a fact that you won't obtain the remains of Salvus.

Dis? Dis am da' Strigzgoi. Mightee citteh uv da' Uruk. Lat am welkum 'ere, lat shuud blah tu Thore ur Jarkarll 'bout joinin' da Krughai agh gettin latz armur ag blarg.

*Approaches the gate, looking through the grated iron unto the dusty-brown Orc, he lifts the visor on his helmet and speaks.*

Oi! Lat, wud am lat doin' outzide durin' sakahin sandsturm? Gid in 'ere lat 'toopid skah.

*Slaps the lever, the gate slides open.*

I! Skarvald Volsung the Deft will lead my brothers to great pillage and glory! For Govaskgraad!

Break der bakz! Krush der skullz! Spill der bluud!

Looks back at Letholdus, "Unaware uv der' korruption, I wus."

We am gunna rip da' heartz vrum der' chestz! Nub surivurz! Krush der skullz agh break der bakz! Glazug Votar, mai bluudluzt kannut be sated!