Bawg

Citizens of the Empire! 

The Crown welcomes you to our very first Frostfall Ball that will be held inside the palace!

We offer you drinks for those who want to taste royalty, food for the gluttons, and a gambling corner for those willing to risk it all.

Dress to impress and find yourself a partner to dance the night away!

Live music will be played by the Songbird Clan!

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We would like to also announce our upcoming event, Krugsmas!

This event will be held in the Helena Square around the Krugsmas Tree.

Exchange gifts with loved ones and enjoy a piping hot mug of cocoa and gingerbread cookies.

Get hammered with the ones who care about you the most!

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The Frostfall Ball - On December 14th, 5PM EST

Krugsmas - On December 23rd, 5PM EST

Citizens of Helena and travelers near and far!

The Dragon’s Rest Tavern is reopen for business and now have a wide range of features!

We sell drinks and food from tea and steak to rubbing alcohol and mashed potatoes to satisfy your taste buds or drown your sorrows!

Not only do we sell the standard food and drink at our tavern, but we also assist with steward services, inquiries about work, and talent every other week.

Steward Services – If you are in need of a place to sleep or sell your wares, bring this information to the barkeep to assist you. Assistance may vary.

Inquiries for Work – Contact the barkeep about any jobs that will be hiring able bodies or negotiate to have Dragon’s Rest advertise your place of work!

Talent – Last, but not least our talent consists of music, poetry, comedy, and the occasional play.

All of this is only available at the hottest spot in Helena!

The Theatre

The Bar

The Entrance

The Chessboard

The Floor

People of Oren! Your  Empire needs you!

Aid the Empire with the flow of food, iron, stone, and wood!

The Empire needs your help to combat the rampant bandit infestation plaguing our roads. No matter your profession, you must answer the call!

The Union of Laborers is looking for hard working members to fill the storage bins!

The Empire demands lumber for our tools and kindling to keep our soldiers warm!

Stone to build the mighty walls that secure our people!

Food to fill the hungry bellies of our boys in red!

And iron to forge into weapons that will be plunged into the parasite-filled stomachs of our enemies!

What will Oren do for you?

The Dragon’s Rest Tavern will keep food on your plate and your mugs filled to the brim with strong spirits!

You will be paid for your duty and given bonuses if you excel at your profession!

A bed will be gifted to you when you require rest to sooth your aching bones!

We will build you up for success, because without you, our boys in red risk their lives to gather the supplies they need to defend our people!

Join the Union of Laborers today!

Be the foundation of our Holy Empire!

Support the military, so they can focus on smiting our foes!

And ultimately, get paid for it!

Contact Dax Illiquin, Undersecretary of Labor (Bawg#4579)

Really good guy.

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Boghat emerges from his tent and shouts out, "Bruddahz agh ziztahz ub da War Nashun! Wee vil' feezt en sellebrayshun ub owr viktorie en da Zyun War! Diz muun, wee feezt liek Rexez! Wee drynk owrzelvez drunk! Wee zhuw owr strength tuu owr alliez! Diz feezt vill' hunur ull whuu klomped wiff' uz! Diz vil' bi da furzt ub munie feeztz!Dar vil' bi mutch bluud agh hunur en da fewtur. Diz muun wee hunur owr alliez agh da rezpekt wee haf fur eech uddah! Fur Da WAR NASHUN! FUR KRUG!"

After the successful efforts in the Zion War, the Orcs decided it was time to celebrate their victory in the war. A personal invitation is being sent to the factions that were part of the Zion Treaty via Goblin. The feast will be held in the Orcish Desert in the pit. The feast will also have it's fair share of klomping, drinking, arm wrestling and gambling.

((The feast will be held on Saturday, April 26th. The time will be consulted with all factions to see which would be more appropriate so that all factions can have fun together.))

After much planning for the orcs to revive them in such dire times, Oondasta began to hold tournaments and planning immediately. Even though, many did not know of this orc he proved to be competent. The orcs seemed to be working themselves back up. That was until, a gloomy vision was foreseen by an elderly shaman. 

The elderly shaman had slowly walked towards the Rex Palace to give his message to the newly proclaimed Rex. The clicks of his staff tapping the sandstone underneath his feet can be heard clearly as he walked through the barren palace. Oondasta sitting upon his throne, talking with his scribes, planning feasts, hunts, and tournaments. Stood in front of the throne, patiently waiting without saying a word until he had caught Oondasta's eye. The elderly shaman's wolf pelt covers his eyes hiding his identity and grunts before he speaks, "Rex Oondasta... Meh haz had uh vizhun... Uh dark... Vizhun..." The Rex stands up from his throne, "Yub?... Kun lat tull meh bout' yur vishun?"

The elderly shaman grunts, " Meh iz uh Farzeer. Furguttun lung aguu. Meh kaym tuu tull lat dat leedin' da urukz nuw wuud leed tuu dur deztrukshun. Munie urukz duu nub gruk lat agh nub gruk wuu lat iz. Juz' liek dey had dun wiff' da female, Galka, dey nub lizzen tuu hur. Zhe wuz juz' uh farmah shamin. Da zaym vil' happin' wiff' deze urukz, dey vil' nub fulluw uh strangur entu battul. Giv yur titul tuu uh wargoff' whuu iz dezervin' ub rank, bud' ef Krug reallie wunt im' tuu bi Rex. He vil' win da klomp." Oondasta nods slowly and says to himself. "Mai reign iz nub nuw... Et vil' bi en uh greetur tyme... Uh Guldun age. Rulg fur tullin' meh diz Farzeer." Oondasta walked out of the palace and searched for Boghat. The only other orc would had competed for Rex. Oondasta tossed a wooden sword to Boghat and said "Rex Klomp." Boghat was confused and had told Oondasta he had lost to him before, it would be dishonorable to klomp again. Oondasta refused and said "Lat muzt klomp meh. Meh hav tuu gruk ef da vishun iz truu." Boghat held up the wooden sword still unsure and confused to why Oondasta is making this decision. The two had begun combat and fought for three hours until Boghat had emerged victor.

Oondasta accepted his defeated and was helped up by Boghat. Oondasta gave Boghat a fierce headbutt and said "Lat Rex nuw... Leed' da urukz tuu da guldun age." Oondasta had left the desert for a long hunt. The only thing that was left behind was a scroll of what Oondasta would like the orcs to do. Boghat retrieved the scroll and vows to himself to up hold these tasks for Oondasta, because he had given him a second chance.

Boghat slowly arises and begins to speak, "Bruddahz... Meh beleev en tradishun... Bud' nub diz tradishun... Lat vil' unlie fynd owt wuu iz da bezt klompur ub da klanz. Nub wuu iz strung en dur hart, dur mynd, agh dur zpirit... Lat iz truztin' owr War Nashun wiff' da uruk wuu haz da strungezt swyng." He sighs deeply and continues. "Meh beleev diz tradishun muzt bi flat. Agh wee muk ruum fur nuu tradishunz. Tuu munie Rexez hab ran uz entu da grownd aftah uhnuddah. Tuu munie hab fayled tuu duu dur dutie. Tuu munie haav hab uz run entu uh zlaughtur. Meh gruk diz tradishun haz biin wif' uz zince da Klan Warz. Bud' meh tink et iz tyme fur uh nuu tradishun. Meh wunt tuu vote." Quietly returns to his seat, kicking his feet up and lighting his pipe full of "Happyness."

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Application to Tournament
MC Name: Bloodlest

IG Name: Boghat

Nation: War Nation

Application to Orcish Tournament

MC Name: Bloodlest

IG Name: Boghat

Clan: Gorkil

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Yay! I am a spirit!

My reasoning for wanting to move over to Salvus is very simple in my eyes.

If we do move to Salvus and salvage it for resources. It should take an hour maybe... For each orc to tear down a single house. If we have like 20 orcs and say that Salvus has 100 homes we would be done in five hours. 

Now.. we have the layout of the city. If you kindly look over at all the homes in the trog, they are basically all the same besides the size differences. Grool would have to go around in the empty area in the middle of Salvus and start laying out the map. Putting homes and stalls  where he thinks they need to be. Once we get the basic design of the home, the rest of the orcs can copy the design and build the homes while Grool is off making the bigger more complex buildings. We would be saving time and relieving Grool of unnecessary stress.

Now for the defensive structure of Salvus. The walls can be orcified by adding cobblestone, stone, planks... Making it patchy. In the lore, the first Orcish Capital was originally an Elven city, so it wouldn't matter if the walls are a bit human. we just have to orc it up. Also, we do not have region everyone a house, We could use the system we always use and just make one giant region and add everyone to it. We should be mature enough to not destroy each other's homes.

If we do not take over Salvus and beautify it. What will the orcs do? Just raid? Run around in circles until something happens? Or just go on PvP server? As said in the list of Pros and Cons, it will bolster our RP and possibly give us more members.

@Josh3738 It is not a capital... It is an rp hub. We only attack you if trespass, are caught by some random raiding party on the street nearby, or if you are an enemy to the orcs.

I believe it is pronounced Olog... Not Orog.

Yes.

They are too stupid.

Ologs have been with us for the longest time. Bog The Behemoth was the first known Olog.

They are Ogres. Bigger, Stronger, Dumber verisions of the average orcs. I do not have a link.

Olog are about 10 to 15 feet. They can weigh 500 - 1000lbs. Though, Bog was 13 feet and 3000+lbs.

They may understand honor a bit, but they are so dumb that they will follow whoever can make them happier.

Cooking. Throw raw meat in fire. Eat it black and burnt.

MPM does not support this model yet. I haven't used MPM in a long time. So my statement is most likely false.

PvP Default System

The Aegis System!

RP fights are way too long and cause so much OOC fights. Clearly RP fighting is not working.

Every time when I rob someone on the road with four other people it takes twenty minutes and causes a crowd of humans to amass. People abuse the RP fighting system to not lose their items or lose for once. Everyone is so full of themselves [Even Me] that they do not want to lose a battle or create fun roleplay for someone other than themselves. The Hardcore Rleplay style this server is striving for is choking the very being of life out of the server and will bring it to it's demise. 

This seems a lot like an olog. Which is a bigger, dumber orc except the large patches of hair and the fear of the sun.

((They gave me the idea. I love their podcasts and videos. The only group of people able to make me actually laugh.))

*Whispers back to the Goj*

"Juz wunce. Da urukz ned halp mukin' dur strategiez."

*Izagubog sits in his hut isolated as he thinks of a new way to train the orc warriors. The orcs had failed their stealth attack in the Second Siege of Malinor. He has come up with a new training exercise for orcs to plan and attack enemies by surprise. He grins as he scribbles words and tactics on a large piece of leather.*

"Bruddahz! Meh gut uh nuu gaim fur latz!," he shouts. "Wee gunnah hunt! Et vil' halp uz bi stealthie agh create planz tu execute umiez' dat stray uff!" Izagubog tells all the orcs  about his plans and asks them to meet him within two months to begin the training.

Predator The Game

This game will be like Bumbulluamkub but is held within the Jungle.

How do we play this game?

All the orcs will fight in the arena and the victor will be chosen to hunt down the orcs in the jungle.

The orcs that are in the jungle must devise a plan to ambush and execute this armoured orc.

Now this armoured orc has a complete set of leather armour with a wood sword and the other orcs have nothing but fists.

The armoured orc obviously cannot defeat all the orcs at the same time, but he can defeat them easily one on one.

If the armoured orc is defeated the one who had struck the killing blow will be the next predator.

If the orcs in the jungle are defeated the last orc that was in the ambush squad is the Predator.

Rules

Do not bring any foreign items into the jungle with the exception of food.

Only Orcs and Honorable Orcs can participate.

Update:

Added colored wool that adds scenarios into Bumbullaumkub.

Red: Free For All. Everyone participating joins the fight. The last one standing gets to choose a chest.

Yellow: Cactus and Cobwebs are placed in the arena to making fighting more difficult.

*Izagubog signs his name making him number 2*

Bloodlest

Izagubog'Gorkil

*Izagubog raises his mallet in the air and strikes down on large logs to lodge them into the ground. The last log is finally in place and he can begin to train orcs in all forms of combat. He slowly climbs his small structure; his weakened, exhausted arms nearly give out as he pulls himself up. Izagubog uses what energy he has left and calls to the orcs above to show off his masterpiece.*

Bruddahz! Bruddahz! Me zummun lat! Com agh peep mai kreashun! Et vil' muk lat strungur en ull kombativ pozishunz ef eniting wer tuu happin tuu yur bruddah en strigz! Diz tipe ub trainin' vil' muk uz ovahcom difficult obstaclez! Owr survival inztinctz bi bettah den evah!

[brothers! Brothers! I summon you! Come and see my creation! It will make you stronger in all combative positions if anything were to happen to your brother in war! This type of training will make us overcome difficult obstacles! Our survival instincts be better than ever!]

*Izagubog becomes faint of breath and stumbles to the ground due to exhaustion. Orcs slowly begin to gather around wondering why they must stop running around in circles and talk to the goblin. The young goblin takes a few deep breaths and sits up to face the his brothers. He explains to them everything how the game is played and how this could benefit them in a way. Orcs are hesitant but think it might be fun even though it may not benefit some orcs.*

[basically, this is a new type of arena battle designed to create role play and be generally much more fun than just a PvP klomp.]

What happens?:

Two people square off in a regular PvP battle.

The victor of the battle gets to choose a one of sixty chests and use the item inside the chest for the next PvP battle.

The victor of the previous battle then returns to the ring to fight the next contender. Like King of The Hill.

If he wins, he gets to choose another chest and fight the next contender.

If he is to lose all the items that were dropped are given to his opponent.

On occasion, if a player were to get punched out of the arena he automatically loses and must give his items to opponent.

If two players were to kill each other at the same time, the items are to be disposed of and the next two contenders fight each other.

You must get four pieces of sand to be crowned the victor of the Bumbullaumkub. These pieces cannot be taken from you in the arena. They stick with the individual that got them from a random chest.

Rules:

Do not choose more than one chest in a round.

Do not delay a match to regain health.

Only orcs can participate.

Do not use outside items. Items gained from chests or opponents are the only items that should be allowed in fights.

If you lag out three times in a single round, you must relinquish your items to your opponent.

Do not use any placeable items before the klomp. It must be placed during the battle.

Please remove all items on your character before klomping.

Please do not attack players until you are both in the arena and the host yells "Klomp."

Inspired by Roosterteeth's Achievement Hunters:

[Why the hell is this like the third census in a month!?]

MC Name: Bloodlest

RP Name: Izagubog'Dom
Clan: Dom

Time Zone: Central Standard Time

[color="#006400"]MC Name:[/color] Bloodlest

[color="#006400"]RP Name:[/color] Shavlir

[color="#006400"]Short Biography:[/color] A young man looking for the taste of battle.

[color="#006400"]Character Ambitions:[/color] Honor and Glory

[color="#006400"]Why are you joining?:[/color] Nothing else to do.

[color="#006400"]What do you wish to achieve?[/color] Honor and Glory

[color="#006400"]What is your profession?[/color] Guard and Farming

[color="#006400"]Valois Service Oath:[/color] I, Shavlir, swear to abide by the rules and regulations of House Valois. By repeating this oath and signing this document, I understand that I am dedicated to serving under House Valois until the day that I am dismissed from my duties. I swear to respect all nobility that be in my presence, and to respect all serfs that be in my presence. Lastly, I swear to abide by the House Motto first said by Balian Guivret, “To act for others, to serve the empire.”

I agree with Mingpow.