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  1. Throm'Ka Elderly Bruddahz!

    Me iz Izagubog, da cub ub Shurr'Dom. Me nub dat muzt urukz dun liek da Domz agh feer dat dey vil' tri tuu reebell agin, bud et iz juz' meh. Me iz seben agh uh gobo, nut threatin' tu bub'hosh urukz!? Gobo Dom nub dat skurrie rite? Meh, tull lat wai meh wunt diz appectance tuu uze mojo. Meh wunt tu uze et punizh nub'hozh urukz en mai klan, agh mehbe uze et againzt da pinkskinz suu wei gut da uppa paw en battell. Meh nub hab eniting gainzt' da urukz, nub meh vizh tuu attuck da urukz. Meh juz' wunna restur da Dom Klan, da Klan ub Shaminz. Lat cun nub bi Shamin Klan ef lat nub hab Shaminz en yur klan. Meh nub uzk lat fur teecha, meh vil' tri tuu teech maisulf; agh eni uruk en mai klan dat practizez buurz mojo vil' bi executed en frunt ub da shaminz az pruuf dat wei nub ebil, bud' wei slay ebil.

    Izagubog~

    Translation:

    Hello Elderly Brothers!

    I am Izagubog, the son of Shurr'Dom. I know that most orcs don't like the Doms and fear that they will try to rebel again, but it is just me. I am seven and a goblin, not threatening to big, strong orcs!? Goblin Dom not scary right? I will tell you why I ask for your acceptance to use magic. I want to use it to punish dishonorable, weak orcs and maybe use it against the pinkskins so we get the upper hand in combat. I don't have anything against the orcs, I do not wish to attack orcs. I just want to restore the Dom Clan, the Clan of Shamans. You cannot be a Shaman Clan if you have no Shamans in your clan. I do not ask for a teacher or advisor, I will attempt to teach myself; and any orc in my clan that practices Dark Magic will be executed before your very eyes to prove my loyalty, to prove that we do not accept these evil orcs as well. That we slay evil, instead of assisting it.

    Izagubog~

  2. *A small goblin cub runs through the sands of desert. He screams to alert the orcs of a feast that will soon be held*

    Bruddahz! Ziztahz! Me huldin' feezt fur lat! Me tink et vil' bring klanz clozur agh et cun muk da War Uzg strungah az uh whule! Agh et vil' bi jus' faun! Me tri tu blah vit' da snagagoth agh gut im' tu hab zum albai snagaz tu klomp eech udda fur owr entatainmunt! Me reddi fur da feezt, bud me goin' tu waid til' ve cun fynd uh muun fur munie urukz tu eet agh peep da klompz! Ve hab' melunz, bred, purk, steek, cuukiez, agh munie mur fuudiez! Me tink et vil' bi held varie zuun.

    OOC: Maybe this weekend guys?

  3. Those who know Mogroka's TS, I will be singing it.

    If you didn't have the IP in the first place, we will ban you because this is our lil' cliche. This is a concert for friends. And when the LoTC Teamspeak comes up, I will sing it if the first one goes alright.

    8PM EST :P

  4. Application:

    Mc Name- Bloodlest

    Rp Name- Shavlir_The_Peasant

    Age- 19

    Old Jobs and Work- Mine

    Skills for odd jobs? (Mining/Lumberjacking/Etc)- Mining

    Weapon of Choice and ye mastery with that? Sword

    Why do ye wish to Join the Lances? Poor

    Do ye take the Oath-needed-

    I Shavlir pledge my Weapon, my knowledge and life to the Knightly order of the Red Dragon. And Swear my allegiance to Emperor Godfrey Horen and His Line of Succession. I shall serve the King, Order and Oren with undying loyalty and will do all that I can to keep them from harm.I will always complete a quest given to me by my king, Knight and Kingdom. I swear to protect its people and to stay true to the order and obey its ways and laws.

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