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Posts posted by Nefarious Aus Shitpost
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6 hours ago, Uetta said:
this whole vote was literally just old people not wanting any immigrants near their retirement home, not about the future generation.
lol I bet you enjoy wearing a burqa.
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step 1: leave the eu ✓
step 2: bomb brussels
step 3: hang soros and junckers for crimes against humanity
step 4: world peace
ps: also all new sheets of toilet paper must have the letters EU printed on them, also sturgeon to the firing squad for treason
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Dwarfen bureaucracy is so inefficient there are more bureaucrats then actual workers.
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((cya buster, don't meme too hard IRL))
99 but life IS a mee-mee skippernaut 99
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"I support this" states Bael before he dies, noting OOC that taking slaves is actually fun af.
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Bael stepped outside of his house in the former Red Urguan area of Kal'Whatever-the-hell-its-called but due to complications with having only a single eye trips and falls, hitting his head of the stone at an awkward angle. He falls unconscious and bleeds to death as there is no one ever online in the capital during Australian hours.
Hours later his body is found, cold and very much dead. In his house a short will is found plainly stating that all his possessions fall to either Beros Oathcast (nee Tunnelsmasher) or to Urvad "Big Jew" Tunnelsmasher, whichever claims them first.
little does anyone know the real casualty was actually BEAL Tunnelsmasher, the mans twin brother, often confused for the real deal by dyslexic or poorly englished dwarves lke Hiebe.
Grown bored af with the server atm, got a girlfriend, etc, time to go again. Be back whenever I get bored enough to come back. Cya nerds :))))))))
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Stykernag abusing power... that has never happened before.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Have you been for an autism screening yet?
Styker you know I actually love you (no homo) but that is a BAD WORD said by BAD PEOPLE.
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Stykernag abusing power... that has never happened before.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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"Beardling would be the correct term, I never saw this dorf in Aegis, Asulon, Anthos or that other ****-hole we were in afterwards" says grumpy old dwarf
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"I'd prefer a dwarf I know more intimately on the throne, but you have my vote kinsman. Should you manage to be elected, I do 'ave some ideas for administrative reform that you may like" states Bael "Also can we build a wall to keep the snelves out?"
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=(Election Ballot of Urguan)=-
Your Name ((RP and MC)): Bael Tunnelsmasher [[SanguinePluit]]
Race: Cave Dwarf
Uldar Irongut (Tirenas) X
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y-yes
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good meme friend
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Bael lets out a pained expression:
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Just give us back the old forums sooner rather then later. Current ones are literally the plague.
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No walls you crazed animal!
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HAHA YES YES!
The first plague brought US HORROR! IT MADE THINGS WILD AND DIFFERENT!
I support another AGE OF DARKNESS!
+11111111111111111111
Please, please, please tell me that was sarcasm?
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What don't you understand about no?
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Out-Of-Character Information
What’s the name of the Minecraft account you're applying for?: Ja_mes_K (this account was previously whitelisted)
What's your MAIN Minecraft Account name?:- SanguinePluit
Do you agree to follow the rules on your new account?: Yes
Do you understand you can not be on both of these accounts at once?: Yes
Do you understand that if one account is banned, so will the other(s)?: Yes
How long have you been on LoTC?: Since August 2011
How many accounts do you currently have whitelisted?: 2
In-Character Information
Now you actually make your character - be creative but stay reasonable! Make sure they make sense and that they follow lore. Try to come up with a character that you actually want to play.
Character’s name: Gur'Lur
Character’s gender: Male
Character’s race: Goblin
Character’s age: 23 (estimated, unsure)
Biography: There really isn't much to Gur, he was born in Vailor to two goblin parents who threw him out in his third year because we has a weak runt, even by goblin standards. Gur survived his early years by suckling the juice from the fruits of various cacti and eating insects. In his twelfth year, much larger then he was when he was thrown out, he had his first encounter with an animal closer to his size; a desert wolf. After a long struggle, which nearly ended with the loss of his life, Gur managed to sink his teeth into the wolves throat, killing it. He then wore his first clothing ever, wrapping himself in the crudely skinned wolf to keep him warm in the desert night. He began hunting the wolves, finding use for their teeth and skin, using sticks collected from dead trees and stones, he created simple traps to catch lone wolves and slay them using crude weapons made from bone and wood.In time Gur was eventually discovered by an orcish hunting party, who impressed with the goblin who had managed to survive by himself in the desert and took the goblin (who had no language skills, betraying the fact he was a child that had been cast out) back to the Uzg. It was also the these orcs which gave Gur his name (as Gurrrgh was the first sound Gur made when he encountered a creature that resembled him). In the Uzg he was taught to speak the blah and spent time with the other goblins, learning quickly from them.
Gur proved to be exceptionally cruel, a trait further exemplified when he discovered he was a castaway. Gur took part in various slave raids, often building traps ahead of time to ensnare unsuspecting pinkies, which he would then flog for his own sadistic pleasure, or test his new traps on. When Phaedrus'Yar became Rex he disallowed slavery, a fact which irritated Gur to no extent, and now, the current Rex forces others to give up slavery, a fact which Gur considers intolerable as he can not even leave the nation to escape the abolition.
Personality Traits: Survival of the fittest mentality, complete disregard for Orcish tradition, extreme cruelty and disregard for life.
Ambitions: To one day slay the Rex in single combat and become the Rex himself, and declare slavery a right for all orc-kind, for all time.
Strengths/Talents: Vicious cunning, a willingness to cooperate with non-greenskins to further his own ends and lastly, Gur's small tusks mean that he is able to speak common quite easily, as well as the Blah.
Weaknesses/Inabilities: Gur is something of an outcast in the Uzg at the current time due to his non-conformist views on slavery, he also sees pain as a good thing - both his and others.
Appearance: Gur is 5'4, green, with very small tusks, and a thin wirey frame from countless hours in the workshop.
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Application
Name: Bael Tunnelsmasher ((SanguinePluit))
Profession(s): Miner, Blacksmith, Lumberjack, Stonemason
Hobbies/Additional skills: Long-time warrior, wizard and spellforger.
Are you in need of a residence? Nay.
((Skype: don't use it))
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An FM who won't give me 2 warns for the same post a week apart. +1
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Yeah I can throw myself behind this.
( Bael / SanguinePluit )
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You can only post in this thread if your country is about to leave the EU
in Vailor OOC Archive
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wow you don't agree with me? YOU MUST BE A RACIST, BIGOTED, ISLAMOPHOBIC, HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC FASCIST SLIME.