Nefarious Aus Shitpost

wow you don't agree with me? YOU MUST BE A RACIST, BIGOTED, ISLAMOPHOBIC, HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC FASCIST SLIME.

lol I bet you enjoy wearing a burqa.

step 1: leave the eu ✓ step 2: bomb brussels step 3: hang soros and junckers for crimes against humanity step 4: world peace ps: also all new sheets of toilet paper must have the letters EU printed on them, also sturgeon to the firing squad for treason

Dwarfen bureaucracy is so inefficient there are more bureaucrats then actual workers.

99 but life IS a mee-mee skippernaut 99

"I support this" states Bael before he dies, noting OOC that taking slaves is actually fun af.

Bael stepped outside of his house in the former Red Urguan area of Kal'Whatever-the-hell-its-called but due to complications with having only a single eye trips and falls, hitting his head of the stone at an awkward angle. He falls unconscious and bleeds to death as there is no one ever online in the capital during Australian hours. Hours later his body is found, cold and very much dead. In his house a short will is found plainly stating that all his possessions fall to either Beros Oathcast (nee Tunnelsmasher) or to Urvad "Big Jew" Tunnelsmasher, whichever claims them first. little does anyone know the real casualty was actually BEAL Tunnelsmasher, the mans twin brother, often confused for the real deal by dyslexic or poorly englished dwarves lke Hiebe.

Have you been for an autism screening yet? Styker you know I actually love you (no homo) but that is a BAD WORD said by BAD PEOPLE.

Stykernag abusing power... that has never happened before.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

"Beardling would be the correct term, I never saw this dorf in Aegis, Asulon, Anthos or that other ****-hole we were in afterwards" says grumpy old dwarf

"I'd prefer a dwarf I know more intimately on the throne, but you have my vote kinsman. Should you manage to be elected, I do 'ave some ideas for administrative reform that you may like" states Bael "Also can we build a wall to keep the snelves out?"

=(Election Ballot of Urguan)=- Your Name ((RP and MC)): Bael Tunnelsmasher [[SanguinePluit]] Race: Cave Dwarf Uldar Irongut (Tirenas) X

good meme friend

Bael lets out a pained expression:

Just give us back the old forums sooner rather then later. Current ones are literally the plague.

No walls you crazed animal!

Please, please, please tell me that was sarcasm?