Nefarious Aus Shitpost

I hate you. Undo.

I- I have to agree with Raptor. I dunno man, you just became suddenly way less cool when you became a GM... like I didn't even know you anymore! But I do think you'd do the job just fine but.

whitewash

This just in: Ireheart clan confirmed to breed with orcs.

"Use of da term 'whoitewash' is very orcish of yah Vorstag - an' as fer livin' alone, better to live alone den wit' ah bunch of mentalleh challenged 'alf-orcs."

Bael is happy for Tuv-friend.

Minas or die... everyday.

We? You are with the humans

"Now, if Vorstag Identity-crisis ''can't decoide which clan 'e is'' did 'is 'omework, 'ed know ah live by meself on da side of da road selling iron an' wood because ah can't be fecked payin' taxes or livin' in a city about as good lookin' as a cats arse'ole.

Also Bastion, its a foine soight ta see dat da hereditary mental disability carried in dah Ire'eart blood is strong as ever."

 

Atlas thinks that whomever wrote this pamphlet has a very good imagination.

 

"No, man make smoke of much cactus green" states Boleslaw "the Rvse".

"Can weh stop basin' our 'ole society on fighting? What are weh, orcs?" asks Bael

So apparently when Gaius_Marius spawns in more money then the game even has total its called "GM abuse" but when Ski_king does the same its called "voting rewards".

Name:
Age: 
Race:
Previous Service:
 
Are you willing to serve the Order, be a loyal subordinate, and be a pious individual, both publicly and privately?
 
Do you understand that as an Unoathed, your actions do not represent the Order of the Flaming Rose?

*the application has been left empty with one word: b0L3sLa\/\/ written in huge letters across it*

((MC Name: )) Bipolar_Juice

Name: Bael

Equipment to be used: chain armour, iron sword

I like the name... where have I heard it before.... oh. Right.

((Cries in sorrow as he isn't on the clan grandaxe signature))

 

*Maletone looks at one of the posters*

"Excellent! Now we ave' tae mos' authority in tae kingdom! Long live tae Grandaxe's!"

"That son is a feckin' **** attitude."

"hahah kingdom is fecked!" yells Bael at the moon.

Bael weeps as man-friend #2 passes away...

- Demolish it all, reconstruct it so it looks dwarven, not human highlander-northerner.

- Depose all the governmental members who have been ruining our nation and bar them from office in the future.

- Hold regular government sponsored events to get people to come around.

- Free housing for moderately sized homes, taxed ones should only be larger then two rooms.

- Tax-free clan halls.

- Less open space, condense the city.

- Deregulation of building codes, allow people to expand homes and building in so far as it doesn't infringe on another's property and so long as it isn't ugly.

- Complete deregulation of the dwarven economy. Screw the useless guilds and screw the chartered companies. If you want to make money off economic activities, charge merchants and charge guilds that hire land out, don't charge them for fecking existing.

Love, Bael.

*changes vote again to Grunmin Startraitor.

Oh really? I suppose I shouldn't have voted at all then...

*changes vote to fimlin grandarse because he doesn't want a green startraitor ruling the kingdom!

Secret tunnels... you want to remove MY secret tunnels, and then charge me for all the bloody time I invested in making them?

You sir Fimlin, have lost my vote!

...Bael for king! Bael for centralization without losing the people voice! Bael for peace and freedom for the dwarven people!

Vote #1 Dwarven Isolationist Party!

Bael too likes holds. He also thinks if you want to improve Kal'Agnar, its going to take a lot of work because the city itself is a hole... not to mention the people in it.

An elf tacks a note down alongside the others.

1. The only time anyone is truly united is when you are in the grave. The current situation under Haelunor is acceptable and also vastly preferable however to the disunity and failure that the previous elven governments have wrought.

2. When one mixes pure water with pure dirt, one receives mud, which is neither water nor dirt. It is much the same with bloodlines, let them remain distinct and untainted by intermarriages and crossbreeding.

3. If a few weeds must be plucked from the ground to allow the wheat to grow, so be it.

4. Improve the military force. As noted by another, they are literally trampled over by the local peasant levy armed with pitchforks and torches.

"Irehearts like to stick their man bits inside sheep bumholes..."

"b-but Ognar will be a mean king!"