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  1. The Druidic Order

    The Druid Order highly supports veganism. Please donate to PETA today.

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      The Druidic Order

      Sweet bliss with the Aspects is fare more preferable than human (or other sentient race) subjugation!

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  2. The Druidic Order

    How much did the pirate pay for his corn on the cob?

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      The Druidic Order

      A buccaneer!

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  3. The Druidic Order

    What do you get when you cross a Yule log with a duck?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      A fire Quaker!

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  4. The Druidic Order

    What do you call a chicken in the North Pole?

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      The Druidic Order

      It will never stop.

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  5. The Druidic Order

    What do you call a chicken in the North Pole?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Lost!

      Someone should send the druids to help him!

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  6. The Druidic Order

    What has no fingers but many rings?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Maybe next time, if you're quick enough.

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  7. The Druidic Order

    What has no fingers but many rings?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      A tree!

      If you like trees, you should check out the druids!

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  8. The Druidic Order

    Why did the apple cross the road?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      To get to the other cider the street!

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  9. The Druidic Order

    Where did the seaweed go to find a job?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      The Kelp Wanted section!

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  10. The Druidic Order

    What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Frostbite!

      Happy Halloween LotC!

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  11. Tsuyose

    Praise the Maker.

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      So how about those Aspects! They really grow on you. Take root in your heart and mind, if you will.

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  12. The Druidic Order

    What do you get when cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, a rooster, and a ghost?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      A cocker poodle boo!

      Check out the druidic order's guild thread while the server is down!

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  13. The Druidic Order

    What's a ghost's favorite fruit?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Booberries!

      If everyone who views this clicks this link to check out the druidic order's guild page, I'll stop posting terrible puns!

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  14. The Druidic Order

    What do birds say on Halloween?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Funnier than you. (^:

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  15. The Druidic Order

    What do birds say on Halloween?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Trick or Tweet! For more spooky scary puns, check out the druidic order's guild page! (no actual puns included)

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  16. The Druidic Order

    What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

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      The Druidic Order

      Except for Ever.

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  17. The Druidic Order

    What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Your pun game is weak, all of you.

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  18. The Druidic Order

    What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      A neck-tarine!

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  19. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

    The Dedicant classroom looks like a kindergarten classroom.

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      The Dedicants tend to get a bit squirrely when they haven't had their naps.

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  20. The Druidic Order

    Why was the pine sapling punished by his father?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      He was being knotty!

      Check out the druidic order's guild thread for more nature themed fun!

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  21. The Druidic Order

    We're back! Post your corny nature puns to celebrate! I'll be waiting with great ent-icipation!

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      With fronds like you, who needs anemones?

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  22. The Druidic Order

    Ever had any questions about Druidism or the Druid Order? Ask here! https://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/115667-druidism-qa/

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      No nature puns this time! I'm branching out!

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  23. Eleatic

    When You Slaughter Treehugging Druids... #JustDreadThings

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      When you summon a flock of birds to poop on the dread lord's armor. #JustNatureThings

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  24. The Druidic Order

    Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Yes Ebony Druid Ford, he was feeling green!

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  25. Grouchy

    sorry to the heretic druids we murdered

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      May your gardens only grow weeds!

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