CowsGoMoo

. . .

And by 'choppa', I mean baby.

7/10 Made me lul, but I'm vegetarian. and thank you c:

8/10 Looks cool I guess, but it seems somehow... familiar... and since I can't put my finger on it, I DEDUCT 2 POINTS.

AND @ BRENT

Y-Y-You think I'm... MEAN? ;m;

Boil them in soup after you've finished.

CRAPPY DRAWINGS INC!

Well lets look at it from a logical standpoint.

As you can see, if we attempt to rush forwards the balance of the sled moves more forwards (mainly because weight of us + doggehs = more than the other dude). This means we die.

Alternatively:

I believe we win gentlement.

Crawl back! :D

I wish there was a

"BE HEROIC AND SAVE TEH DOGGEHS, SCREW LIFE the dogs mean EVERYTHING!" option. ;m;

I got a new avatar. 0/10 because you don't have one .w.

4/10

Hot dogs are yummy (I guess?), but THEY'RE UNHEALTHY.

>:I

Only eat 2 a month, if you eat more then that's really bad for you.

Y U WANT EAT ME. @m@

Crawl... crawl slowly... slow is the way to go.

I mean... we STILL have all the time in... in the world right? Our time won't be put to a sudden stop cause... pft .. we took our time.

Well, it looks like we're going with Lucas' choice after all.

We gain a new discipline: Camouflage

We gain a Padded Leather Waistcoat (+2E)

We gain a Potion of Laumspur (+4E)

So we've had our usual luck with ships, I see. Seriously, our first ship sank on us (on the way to Port Bax), our second sank (on the way back), our third was one of the few remains of the fleet our second was a flagship of, and now our fourth has been hit by a blizzard and driven miles off course. Still, we can now go one of two routes. The map and text really explains it better than I can, so I'll just ask which way we should go.

Pft, we have all the time in the universe, let's take the easy peaceful way. ^u^

Maybe we can sip some tea, hang out on the poop deck or something!

Animal Kinship sounds really nice, I've always wanted to talk to animals. ^u^ And maybe we'll get ourselves an army of bunnies!

And we shall destroy ALL WHO STAND IN OUR WAY. Destroy them with FURRINESS! CUTENESS! AND ADAWABLENESS!!!

We shall take over ALL the CARROTS!

But since everyone is going with Lucas~

I guess my decision doesn't matter much at this point.

Hrm, will the weird glitches with archery be addressed?

Like the certain skills not working? ex. Crit/2x/Fire?

Go after the wizard, let's DESTROY that fleeing WIMP.

>:o

ATTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK!

Exploooore!

It'll be like Dora the Explorer, but instead with death, zombies and lots of dead people.

^u^

And how would we even escape via the water?

If we jump into the sea and try to swim away, we'll probably end up drowning or something...

-Opens my wallet-

Is a dead spider worth 475 dollars?

;m;

Jump in like an idiot!

Chances of surviving on the deck - 1%

Chance of surviving in the sea-0.01%

I'll take the deck.

^u^

Run away!

Wait, 134? Wasn't that the other option a minute ago?

Uh oh. Really thinking a magic spear would have been nice, here.

Yeah, erm, we died? Just like that? Ok...

-1 maximum E (21/21)

+1 deaths (2)

Ok, so the magic spear was all the way back at the junction, after we ran away from that town and before we entered the guard tower. It's also impossible to get through here without the spear or animal kinship. This is the only time something like this happens in the series, iirc, but for now...we get a Magic Spear, and ask no further questions about it.

We have a Magic Spear!

So, what do we do with our completely legit spear?

RUN AWAY.

HURRY BEFORE IT EATS OUR SOUL.

. . .

Let's avoid some conflict shall we?

I say we ***** out.

GO AROUND!

. Link : http://imgur.com/skeh2

This is great, exactly what I was looking for!

Thank you so much~

EDIT:

Wait, not sure if you made a typo, but the "V" in Mauviette is a "B", so it says "Maubiette" instead, it was supposed to be "Mauviette"

Or... Does that V just look a lot like a B? Is it possible for you to fix that up a bit?

Thaanks~

(( Winston knew! But he's dead. And he only knew a little bit about it. >m> ))

Der... Der...

-Rolls a dice in LOTC-

1= Right

2= Left

. . .

I got a 0

Okay.. That didn't help at all..

I say left!

What can a cute furry little rat in nice armor do?

It's so CUUUTE.

I say follow it, and if there's a choice to hug it, pick it!

This... would be absolutely

AMMMAZZZING.

Yes! A MILLION KAZILLION BAZILLION TIMES YES!

- FORM --

Rp Name :

Susianna Mauviette

What text should be :

Farmer, Baker and cook

Details, in how you want it :

A... wheat of field look? Some sort of farmish looking thing~

-shrugs- Or you can just do whatever to make it pretty~

Thank you so much for your time!

^_^

Complementary puppy

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

((All of it, all that was left in the food storage was eggs))

((Jesus Christ! I also put a lot of melons in there... and wheat! >:|

This happened with like 2 stacks of beef, and half a stack of porkchops a long time ago too...

Gwaah! I'm so sorry.. should had left it in the chests... I thought you wouldn't be on a lot (Since you're the only one with access to the tavern chests) ... so I put it there... Dammit.. >_>))

Missing!

Ale, contact Emberhard.

((Wait.. are you serious..? =n=;; I put it in there thinking that on one would take it...

Seriously guys, stop stealing things from the damn storage room.

This keeps happening... We need to find who's taking every thing.

And wait.. how much ale is missing?))

((Actually, that was an amazing story, I loved it. But why is he leaving? I don't understand that part...))

((That's for you to find out, and me to know, except you can't really find out anymore.. =3=;; Unless you somehow meet his daughter, but even she doesn't know~))

EDIT:

((@ Kal since I don't want to spam up the guild thread-

Mhm~ I won't be on Winston anymore.))