Parkins

25 minutes ago, EmbryoGod said:

Parkins how do you feel about the FPR

I am hereby founding the Parkinsonian Party, we believe in taxing the forum mods until they have no more warnings to give GOD smiles upon the FPR.

2 hours ago, Matheus said:

opinion on me?

 

do you still love me?

 

do you still pay your ghouls minimum wage?

 

On the underside of your refrigerator there is a switch. Reach under there and feel for it. Don't mind the dust clumps and the roaches. You'll know it when you feel it, it's a hard metal tab sticking out of a slot in the plastic underside. I will be set on the righthand side (when you're facing the fridge). If you switch it to the left, nothing will happen. Your appliances will continue to run, the floor won't open into a swirling vortex that leads directly into the deepest circle of hell. You won't even hear a hitch in the hum of the refrigerator. You will get up and brush off and go about your business. You may move out of your apartment and leave the refrigerator behind, switch set to the left like it doesn't even matter. When you die, five years later, the fingers, toes, and eyes of an unidentified person will be found in your stomach. Who do you think that person would be?

1. you were a good boy back in the day wtf happened where have u gone my son.

2. a little bit

3. no press allowed.

4. probably zer0 come back to haunt me.

[Redacted, inappropriate for forums]

Just now, irredeemable creature said:

how much currency would it take for me to inspire you to take your own life ? : )

just buy me some taco bell and a large pepsi ill do it

1 minute ago, Vrarrdata said:

Do you mind me stealing @Lirinya away from you?

you can try but i dont think its possible tbh

1 minute ago, Tox said:

Why can't you just be normal parkins ):

normal doesn't pay the spook bills :(

1 minute ago, claireanne said:

okay take three because some questions can't be answered

 

on a scale of 1 - 10 how much do you like bananas 

idk like a 6 they're ok

1 minute ago, Final said:

https://picarto.tv/Gabuette

i'm already watching

1 minute ago, Kinslayer said:

when will we cyber / when will you confess your TRUE love to me, bb.

i love all people

except you, you make me want to gouge my eyes out.

2 minutes ago, claireanne said:

are you a goofy goober

yeah you can read hmu.

my last few amas were pretty trash so i expect like 3 questions.

2 minutes ago, Luv said:

Eternal: Who is that?

I've been wounded.

how do you feel about me

how do you feel about rude homosexuals stealing your questions?

should i make an ama??

who r u

thoughts on me? other than how often i requested polar bears.

that isn't jacque de felsen

I'd get rid of Lirinya, because she ruins my premium minecraft roleplay experience and reminds me of the American Revolution with her Britishness.

Johan van Loden (Parkins) signs the charter.

?

me

A Necromancer toils away in the Abyss, crafting new horrors to unleash.

Some Necromancer in the Abyss groans as he finds out he has to work overtime making undead legions.

RAAAAH!