junkyarddogyt

I live in the capital of the kingdom of Marna. I'm a chemist and a merchant. I've been known as a "conman" but I assure people that my potions are real as can be. I'm not really a fighter, more like a hider. So, I try making a fortune but so far nothing I don't know why. I mostly run from monsters as a strategy to get away unharmed and hide so they won't get me. I'm also known as a "loud, fake salesman" but that is just a rumor and I am very smart. People call me greedy and I don't know why I'm very generous just the other day I gave a guy a potion half price too. Anyway, I started traveling to sell more goods to people like monsters, bandits and the occasional elf (til they started relentlessly hunting me til they kill me). Some people even put bounties on me for 15 gold nuggets and I was listed as "not even close to dangerous" like what's the deal with that. Any way that's my story and now would you like to buy something.