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Robert looks upon the notice, a smile curling on his face as he prepares for glorious slaughter of the knife-ears. "They comply, or they die." 

when is meteordragon gonna come on and just say ‘No.’

(joke)

heck yeah man! might steer gm team away from being dummyheads.

honestly I'd give Callum a kidney. his classic lines include 'stop pissing on me,' or 'do you have a crush on me bard' 

but seriously, the guys a legend and a great guy to be friends with. whole hearted +1 from me

A certain beekeeper begins filing wrongful death lawsuits against those who dare murder his employees, watching them closely.

In a foreign land, a certain legal scholar thinks individual races should be defined as citizens, and those not yet defined as chattel.

12 minutes ago, SirBagel_ said:

“We have captured a female identifying herself as Maggie or Margaret. She will be held prisoner awaiting a ransom of 1,500 minas to be paid. If the ransom is not paid within one saint’s hour, she will be subjected to torture and experimentation and/or sold to the highest bidder. Any military retaliation will be met with the termination of the subject. Martii vel mori.

Fethis wonders why anyone would pay for the ransom, when the last time he showed a small bit of force the hostages were given over freely out of fear. 

Fethis Morvayn tears up the missive, following his rescue of the two. He begins sending missives out to Orenians, letting them know of the safe return of Octavia within Helena, unharmed by the A.I.S. Thereafter, he oversees the treatment of the Morsgradi child, mistaken to be one of Oren. 

@Milenkhov@ARCHITECUS

A CAPTURED REGENT

The Regent, in his cell!

A jolly duo of a Dark Elf and a Snow Elf set off from their dwellings to hit the roads, as usual. On their findings, they found a rally of Haeseni soldiers, including the Lord Regent Tiberius. 

Regardless, the man was captured and cast into a cell, so as precedent sets. You may come to Rubern to deliver twenty thousand minae, lest this man is slain like the rest.

7 hours ago, calzium said:

credit to jenny_bobbs for figuring this one out. 
step 1. put a random item in the ender chest, like  a billys baked tater for example
step 2. replace the item in your ender chest with the shulker box of your choice. 
step 3. profit !!!!
(I believe it might have something to do with the /edit system as to why this happens)

i’ll try this out once server comes back up – but, if it works, you are a true chad. thank you

I made a bunch of black shulker boxes, and sometimes they just get rejected by the ender chest. Sometimes, they get put into the ender chest, though.

https://i.imgur.com/uTpKXhu.gifv – the purple ones go in just fine

https://i.imgur.com/LG9bBjF.gifv – the black ones, however, do not, maybe it’s just the dyed ones? 

https://i.imgur.com/YoSGTPF.gifv – tried shift clicking, doesnt work

edit: sometimes taking them out doesn't work either

Fethis squints, trying to read the missive with great difficulty.

Fethis raises an eyebrow, wondering how the Orenians possibly lost a 350v200. Fethis hands in his gavel and robe, taking up the mantle of a soldier once more. "The Orenians should prepare for losses akin to this one." He says, chuckling. 

The Renelian Rule of Law

As they came on this 5^th day of Malin’s Welcome, 1753

CONTENTS

Title I. On Torts and Delicts

Title II. On Criminal Offenses

Title III. On Inchoate Offenses

Title IV. On Offenses to the Faith

Title V. On Criminal Punishments

Title I: On Torts and Delicts

Article 1. When a defendant intends to cause apprehension of harmful or offensive conduct, and the act caused apprehension in the victim that harmful or offensive contact would occur, the defendant will be liable for assault. 

Article 2. When a defendant comes into contact with another with intent to be offensive or harmful and the contact is offensive or harmful, the defendant shall be liable for battery. 

Article 3. If a defendant unjustifiably acts intentionally to confine someone without their consent for any amount of time, and the victim is aware of their confinement, the defendant shall be liable for false imprisonment. 

Article 4. When a defendant intentionally interferes with the sole rights of the plaintiff’s property through unlawful possession of the personal property in question and causes damage to the plaintiff, the defendant shall be liable for conversion. 

Article 5. When a defendant intentionally gives a statement of fact with knowledge of the statement being false, an intention to deceive and the plaintiff is injured, the defendant shall be liable for fraud.

Article 6. When a defendant intentionally enters a piece of land privately owned by a citizen of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, and in some way interferes with the plaintiff’s sole right to use the property, the defendant shall be liable for trespass. 

Article 7. When a defendant gives a statement of purported fact to a third party, whether in writing or through speech, that is false and damages the reputation of the plaintiff, the defendant shall be liable for defamation. 

Article 8. When a defendant intrudes upon the plaintiff’s right to privacy, and the intrusion is objectionable, the defendant shall be liable for invasion of privacy. 

Article 9. When a defendant releases information that is reasonably private, extremely offensive to the average person and is of no actual concern to the public, the defendant shall be liable for public disclosure of private fact. 

Article 10. When a defendant is found liable for a tort or delict under title I, the magistrate shall prescribe a remedy to the offense at their own discretion. 

Title II: On Criminal Offenses

Article 1. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, willfully sets fire to any building, structure, structural aids, or vessels, shall be guilty of the crime of arson, a felony. 

Article 2. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, intends to cause apprehension of harmful or offensive conduct, and the act caused apprehension in the victim that harmful or offensive contact would occur, the defendant will be guilty of the crime of simple assault, a misdemeanor. 

Article 2.1. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, forcibly assaults, or otherwise opposes, impedes, or intimidates any person duly designated by the High Magistrate’s office shall be guilty of the crime of assault through resistance, a felony. 

Article 3. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, uses threat or action to reasonably place another person in fear of imminent serious bodily injury, shall be guilty of the crime of menacing, a misdemeanor. 

Article 4. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, unlawfully seizes, confines, or abducts any person shall be guilty of the crime of kidnapping, a felony. 

Article 4.1. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, kidnaps or detains and threatens to kill or injure another person in order to compel the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn to do or abstain from anything shall be guilty of the crime of hostage-taking, a capital offense. 

Article 5. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, induces a Mali below the age of fifty to perform sexual actions, have an immoral relationship, perform socially rejected practices shall be guilty of the crime of child abuse, a felony. 

Article 6. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, levies war against the Kingdom or adheres to the enemies of the Kingdom is guilty of the crime of treason, a capital offense.

Article 6.1. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, conspires to overthrow, put down, or destroy the reigning government shall be guilty of the crime of sedition, a capital offense. 

Article 6.2. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, enlists or engages in combat against the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn shall be guilty of the crime of treason, a capital offense. 

Article 7. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, directly or indirectly, gives, offers, or promises anything of value to a member of the Council or the Assembly to influence any official act shall be guilty of the crime of bribery, a misdemeanor. 

Article 8. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, gives a statement of fact with knowledge of the statement being false, an intention to deceive and the plaintiff is injured, the defendant shall be guilty of the crime of fraud, a felony.

Article 9. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn,  enters a piece of land reasonably known to be restricted shall be guilty of the crime of trespassing, a misdemeanor. 

Article 9.1.  Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, uses any degree of force to trespass shall be guilty of the crime of breaking and entering, a felony. 

Article 10. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, unlawfully kills another citizen of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn with intent to do so shall be guilty of the crime of murder, a capital offense. 

Article 10.1 Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, unlawfully kills another citizen of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn without intent to do so shall be guilty of the crime of manslaughter, a felony. 

Article 11. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, robs another of any kind of personal property shall be guilty of the crime of robbery, a felony.

Article 11.1 Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, robs or defrauds the Kingdom of Renelia Gladewynn of any national property shall be guilty of the crime of robbery to the state, a capital offense. 

Title III: On Inchoate Offenses

Article 1. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, knowingly signals intent to commit a crime shall be guilty of the crime of conspiracy, a misdemeanor.

Article 2. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, intentionally incites or encourages another into committing a crime, this shall be the crime of incitement, a misdemeanor.

Article 3. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, actively attempts but fails to commit a crime, the individual is guilty of attempting the crime with an equal punishment to that of the crime. 

Title IV: On Offenses to the Faith

Article 1. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, denies the existence of Luara shall be guilty of atheism, an offense to the faith. 

Article 2. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, worships another god than Luara shall be guilty of heresy, an offense to the faith. 

Article 2.1. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, worships a spirit deemed as a ‘dark spirit’ by those within the Concordat shall be guilty of heresy, an offense to the faith.

Article 3. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, practices, possesses or obtains any magic derived from a god other than Luara shall be guilty of term, an offense to the faith. 

Article 4. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, practices, possesses or obtains any dark magics shall be guilty of witchery, an offense to the faith. 

Article 5. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, intentionally converts or incites another to convert to a faith other than Kerviranism shall be guilty of proselytization, an offense to the faith. 

Article 6. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, intentionally defaces or vandalizes any item or symbol of religious significance to Kerviranism shall be guilty of sacrilege, an offense to the faith. 

Article 7. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, breeds with another of a different subrace or race shall be guilty of crossbreeding, an offense to the faith.

Article 8. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, breeds with a member of their direct family shall be guilty of incest, an offense to the faith. 

Article 9. Whoever, within the territorial jurisdiction of the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, engages in infidelity with another than his or her marital partner shall be guilty of infidelity, an offense to the faith. 

Title V: On Criminal Punishments

Article 1. Misdemeanors are the least severe criminal punishment. Suitable punishments involve a fine of 500 minae, removal of a hand, branding of a 1x1 inch symbol on the forehead denoting a misdemeanor, or any punishment of equal or lesser magnitude at the discretion of the presiding magistrate.

Article 2. Felonies are the second most severe criminal punishment. Suitable punishments involve a fine of 2000 minae, removal of a whole arm, branding of a 5x5 inch symbol upon the face denoting a felony, death by hanging, or any punishment of equal or lesser magnitude at the discretion of the presiding magistrate.

Article 3. Capital Offenses are the most severe criminal punishment only available to the High Magistrate’s Office, or a magistrate duly appointed by the High Magistrate’s office. The only suitable punishment is death in a matter decided by the High Magistrate. 

Article 4. Offenses to the Faith are special offenses that are to be kept secret within the confines of the Concordat and left to their discretion. 

Fethis wonders why his previous missive was removed, and frowns, for he does not know. 

"It is time to show the Sutican heretics no mercy." Fethis says, preparing his plans for the inevitable victory celebration to come within the near future. 

hello yes i only have one question:

how do you think braxis got so ******* cool?

The Renelian Rules of Civil and Criminal Procedure

As they came on this 17^th day of the First Seed, 1751

CONTENTS

Title I - On Matters of Pre-Trial in Civil Cases

Title II - On Matters of Trial in Civil Cases

Title III - On Matters of Post-Trial in Civil Cases

Title IV - On Matters of Pre-Trial in Criminal Cases

Title V - On Matters of Trial in Criminal Cases

Title VI - On Matters of Post-Trial in Criminal Cases

Title VII - On Matters of Non-Citizens

I. On Matters of Pre-Trial in Civil Cases

Article 1. A civil action is commenced by filing a complaint with the relevant court with the presiding magistrate of the Kingdom, along with the defending party. 

Article 2. A complaint must name the parties involved, and state a claim properly under the laws of the Kingdom.

Article 3. A minor or an incompetent person in the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn must be served a complaint, along with their legal guardian, and the Magistrates office.

Article 4. To bring an action against a business, one must serve the complaint upon the registered agent of the business, along with the Magistrate’s office. 

Article 5. To serve a member of the Renelian Board, Council, or Assembly, one must deliver a copy of the complaint to the incumbent High Magistrate, as well as the defending party in the suit.

Article 6. If a defendant is not served within four elven days of serving the complaint with the appropriate court, and it has been possible to serve the defendant, the action will be dismissed. 

Article 6.1. Should it be impossible to serve a defendant, a request can be filed with a magistrate to allow secondary methods of service at the discretion of the magistrate.

Article 7. Before trial may occur, the plaintiff shall confer with any opposing party to determine a trial date. Thereon, the Magistrate’s office must be informed of the decided date to determine an available Magistrate.

II. On Matters of Trial in Civil Cases

Article 1. Any out of court statement offered by a witness for the truth of the matter asserted shall be hearsay, and therefore inadmissible as evidence.

Article 1.1. Exceptions to article 1 include present sense impressions, excited utterances, medical statements, records of regularly conducted activities, public records, clan records, documents relating to real estate, reputations concerning character, prior judgments, and statements within treaties.

Article 2.  Any action can be dismissed voluntarily by the plaintiff at any time with notice to the defendant, and the Magistrate’s office. 

Article 2.1. Any action can be involuntarily dismissed by the presiding magistrate if the plaintiff fails to prosecute, or engages in a bad faith effort to follow these rules of procedure. 

Article 3. If actions before the court should involve similar questions of law or fact, the presiding Magistrate may consolidate the actions into one case. 

Article 4. Any witness testimony must take place within open court unless a matter of national or personal security exists.

Article 4.1. A private hearing including both parties may be held in the instance a matter of national or personal security exists.

Article 5. Every subpoena must state the court it is issued from, the title of the action, and command each person to whom it is directed to do the following at a specified time and place: attend and testify; produce designated documents or permit the inspection of premises.

III. On Matters of Post-Trial in Civil Cases. 

Article 1. The court may, by plea, or by decision of the High Magistrate, grant a new trial on all or some issues to any party. 

Article 1.1. A plea for a new trial must be made within five Elven days within the presiding Magistrate’s verdict.

Article 1.2. If either party objects to a judgment on the basis of the Court’s error, a plea to alter or amend judgment may be filed. 

Article 2. Any citizen within the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn has a right to appeal any judgment with the High Magistrate, by filing an appellate plea with the High Magistrate’s office within seven elven days of the presiding Magistrate’s judgment. 

Article 2.1. Any decision from the court of the High Magistrate is not subject to any appellate decisions. 

Article 3. Upon obtaining a judgment, the prevailing party may enforce the judgment through a writ of enforcement granted by the presiding Magistrate following the trial.  

IV. On Matters of Pre-Trial in Criminal Cases

Article 1. The complaint is a written statement describing the facts of the underlying offense(s) in the case. It shall be filed with the presiding magistrate by a duly appointed Kingdom Attorney, along with the defendant.

Article 2. Upon issuance of the complaint with the presiding magistrate, an arrest warrant shall be placed upon the defending party allowing their capture for trial.

Article 3. Before trial may begin, a plea must be given by the defendant. A defendant may plead guilty, not guilty, or no contest. (with the presiding magistrate’s consent.)

Article 3.1. Should a defendant plead no contest, the defendant will waive their right to a trial. 

Article 4. The presiding magistrate may order separate cases upon one defendant be tried together as though they were brought in a single complaint.

V. On Matters of Trial in Criminal Cases

Article 1. Every subpoena must state the court it is issued from, the title of the action, and command each person to whom it is directed to do the following at a specified time and place: attend and testify; produce designated documents or permit the inspection of premises.

Article 2. Any witness testimony must take place within open court unless a matter of national or personal security exists.

Article 2.1. A private hearing including both parties may be held in the instance a matter of national or personal security exists.

VI. On Matters of Post-Trial in Criminal Cases

Article 1. The court may, by plea, or by decision of the High Magistrate, grant a new trial on all or some issues to any party. 

Article 1.1. A plea for a new trial must be made within five Elven days within the presiding Magistrate’s verdict.

Article 1.2. If either party objects to a judgment on the basis of the Court’s error, a plea to alter or amend judgment may be filed. 

Article 2. Any citizen within the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn has a right to appeal any judgment with the High Magistrate, by filing an appellate plea with the High Magistrate’s office within seven elven days of the presiding Magistrate’s judgment. 

Article 2.1. Any decision from the court of the High Magistrate is not subject to any appellate decisions. 

Article 3. Upon reaching a guilty verdict, the presiding magistrate may either sentence the defendant to a punishment prescribed by the High Magistrate, or punishment by their own discretion.

VII.  On Matters of Non-Citizens

Article 1. If an action is brought by a citizen for a matter that occurred within the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn unto a non-citizen, the relevant law will be the laws of the Kingdom.

Article 2. If a non-citizen commits a crime within the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn, the individual will be trialed and sentenced within the Kingdom of Renelia-Gladewynn. 

Article 2.1. If a treaty exists to extradite criminals of a foreign nation exists at the time of indictment, it shall supersede this article’s authority. 

1 hour ago, Fanasty said:

Dear family members, I have seen enough. You have proven to me that all of you are incapable of using your brain

“I’m unsure that you are able to use yours, taking into account the atrocious grammar in this letter.” Augustus says. 

3 hours ago, frill said:

I am very much a legal textualist

who isn't after papa antonin

“It seems fitting at this point that another Haensetian rally is put down like the dogs they are.” Augustus chuckles, putting another tally onto the amount of times they’ve been defeated on the roads. 

6 minutes ago, seannie said:

can u give me an example of haense treating u poorly, im trying to cover up the issue so people will stop yelling at me thanks

taking into account the optics of what you’re saying alone is enough to deserve being yelled at lmao

30 minutes ago, seannie said:

yeah ok cool story

yeah if there’s a post that makes me nearly certain of what I said in my post it’s this one.

If this isn’t just to save face, and it works, good for y’all. I personally think there are folks on both sides who are irreparably shitty to the point it won’t be fixed, but the sentiment is nice regardless.

+1 for taking the effort to write this and doing it in public. 

Augustus Vilac chuckles. “Interesting change of events, ‘the Bastard King of Haense.’ Funny.” He says, framing the missive in his office.