Callum

Now let me tell you. This Callum guy, well he’s really something. I think he dislikes women, though I’m not really sure. Maybe he had an elf girlfriend who cheated on him. Whatever it is, man, he is a fiend. I’m not trying to slander my friend now, but listen to this... Callum said dwarves are stinky. This is an absolute atrocity! I’m not saying we should, but a witch hunt might save a couple of dwarves’ feelings. He even asked me to join Amorice which he said is his family or something, but I think it’s really just a coverup for a cult.

-Your best mate